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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement

I was at AC/DC show last night, drunk as shit with free beer...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
I rather go to Catalina, check if they have availability tp
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/28/26
while eating wings that you ordered
lake cocky philosopher-king
  08/28/26
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Gaped Pea-brained Skinny Woman
  08/29/26
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trip zippy ladyboy dog poop
  08/29/26
Obviously after the first text you should have showed up wit...
bateful scarlet hell
  08/29/26
Yeah this was an easy transition. "I'll grab you some w...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/29/26
plus you can get some wings for yourself out of it
bateful scarlet hell
  08/29/26
I think these women just move too fast for doodikoff. Sex wa...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/29/26
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trip zippy ladyboy dog poop
  08/29/26
Definitely one of the key findings of our XO Doodikoff schol...
Turquoise Giraffe
  08/31/26
*hair fully blown back* I wonder how this compares to oth...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/31/26
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  09/12/26
Close but you’re both wrong You show up without the...
Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
nah, be an alpha gentleman and show up with the wings plus a...
bateful scarlet hell
  09/01/26
Send me More! That looks amazing
Peristalsis
  09/12/26
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lmao
Bespoke Floppy Ticket Booth Generalized Bond
  08/28/26
multiple friend group text chains have been going nuts over ...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
haver of *multiple* friend groups tp
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Deranged startled mad cow disease stead
  08/28/26
Why are you constantly dealing w proles This type of shit...
Ocher heaven juggernaut
  08/28/26
dunno man the classy ones dont like me so I am stuck with th...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
Just get a gook in Thailand and stay in Thailand and don't b...
Ocher heaven juggernaut
  08/28/26
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Gaped Pea-brained Skinny Woman
  08/29/26
just stay single man. wtf are you even doing. you can't save...
French yarmulke
  08/28/26
Ok this one jumped the shark 180 thread though
Wonderful preventive strike
  08/28/26
its 100% legit man not flame
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
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trip zippy ladyboy dog poop
  08/29/26
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trip zippy ladyboy dog poop
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laughing hysterically at "are you going to order me win...
Green Thriller Public Bath
  08/28/26
maybe half latina? She grew up near me in Atlanta in a nice ...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
that was the end of it btw everything else is a footnote
Green Thriller Public Bath
  08/28/26
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Wonderful preventive strike
  08/28/26
BMI of this beast?
odious sickened prole
  08/28/26
honestly she looks like a freak of nature with tits that tak...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
Brother why the fuck are you interacting w fat app girls Hol...
Ocher heaven juggernaut
  08/28/26
see below she wasn't really fat
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
Youre quite the cuck for even canceling with her. Tcr is to ...
maroon dead genital piercing
  08/28/26
good buddy had the idea of telling her that a changed the re...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
tell her to grab the table and order a nice bottle of champa...
lake cocky philosopher-king
  08/28/26
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titillating hall circlehead
  08/29/26
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Territorial mustard lodge
  09/01/26
You should have mentally written her off but played along an...
aromatic dingle berry
  08/28/26
my buddy said the same thing lol
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
legit cr
embarrassed to the bone telephone
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odious sickened prole
  08/28/26
(dummy mission master man)
learning disabled drunken station partner
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Snowy background story
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damn, you beat me to it
lake cocky philosopher-king
  08/28/26
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Maniacal Gay Business Firm Organic Girlfriend
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Gaped Pea-brained Skinny Woman
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titillating hall circlehead
  08/29/26
She's very entitled and a complete bitch. You were right to ...
Amber box office crotch
  08/28/26
keep in mind that her barrage of demands came all around the...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
Keep in mind that this is so beta I think you might just be ...
Amber box office crotch
  08/28/26
op should keep this in mind imo
Green Thriller Public Bath
  08/28/26
what's beta? not responding to a text asking for wings? Obvi...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
You actually didn't do anything wrong here. You engaged with...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/28/26
op should keep this in mind imo
Green Thriller Public Bath
  08/28/26
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exciting national security agency
  08/29/26
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Territorial mustard lodge
  09/01/26
Your texts don't match her energy at all. You asked for more...
Amber box office crotch
  08/28/26
Yeah if dood had blocked her 3 texts sooner everything would...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/28/26
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exciting national security agency
  08/29/26
Fair The Tahiti pic was the one of her ass and yes she n...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
That's important context. If that immediately followed an as...
Amber box office crotch
  08/28/26
Sir. I have searched this thread for the ass pic 12 times. P...
misunderstood lime locale stain
  08/29/26
Now I want to know who brought a fat beaner to French Polyne...
aromatic dingle berry
  08/28/26
No shortage of FAGGOT BITCHMADE SIMPS it turns out
Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
she was 100% talking to her brainrotten zoomer friends, and ...
lake cocky philosopher-king
  08/29/26
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Green Thriller Public Bath
  08/28/26
Since these are "100% not flame" next woman like t...
Wonderful preventive strike
  08/28/26
I rather go to Catalina. Check if they have availability.
abnormal big field international law enforcement agency
  08/28/26
"oh uh, s-sure. no problem."
Green Thriller Public Bath
  08/28/26
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odious sickened prole
  08/28/26
Si Mami
Unhinged home
  08/28/26
Rate this “romantic” sojourn. I had to aggressiv...
French yarmulke
  08/28/26
How psycho does a woman have to be to spend her birthday alo...
Ocher heaven juggernaut
  08/28/26
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Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
Get into video games or something Why waste ur life like...
Ocher heaven juggernaut
  08/28/26
I don't date at all, this was just some chick I met when I w...
French yarmulke
  08/28/26
I’ve noticed there’s a lot of these type of ment...
Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
"I definitely don't want to run into you here." ...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/28/26
I drove her home one night and she literally begged to suck ...
French yarmulke
  08/28/26
She seems fun crazy
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/28/26
That will be a rape accusation
Ocher heaven juggernaut
  08/28/26
for those wondering, here is a pic: https://ibb.co/gbRzV4L...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
stick to meeting gamer girls "online" friend
embarrassed to the bone telephone
  08/28/26
Meaningless with all those texts above these insane bitches ...
Ocher heaven juggernaut
  08/28/26
Trust me bro some of us are damaging them quite well
Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
Yummy
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/28/26
booba
comical toilet seat
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Las puta chichotas
Harsh razzmatazz scourge upon the earth crackhouse
  08/28/26
lol man it’s rough out there… I rescind my send...
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I was prepared to UNLOAD on you but after seeing this I unde...
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trip zippy ladyboy dog poop
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learning disabled drunken station partner
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Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
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trip zippy ladyboy dog poop
  08/28/26
you don’t still unload?
At-the-ready shrine chad
  08/29/26
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appetizing site
  08/29/26
(doodikoff explaining why he's not doing the date)
Territorial mustard lodge
  09/01/26
this woman just wanted to get railed why even plan a sit dow...
odious sickened prole
  08/29/26
It seems abundantly clear that when she first reached out/sw...
Turquoise Giraffe
  08/31/26
She’s obviously fat as shit look at her arms
Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
Low tone in her arms for sure, but that’s an elite rat...
Turquoise Giraffe
  08/31/26
Weathered old beaner hag
The FIRE DAN LANNING JUGGERNAUT
  09/11/26
She got brutally <><><>NOWINGED<><...
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exciting national security agency
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  08/30/26
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obsidian mischievous corn cake
  08/30/26
damn app dating is bleak these days
Bespoke Floppy Ticket Booth Generalized Bond
  08/28/26
The large font texts are the hidden gem ITT.
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Wonderful preventive strike
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Turquoise Giraffe
  08/31/26
"You gonna order me some wings babe? Haha" This...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/28/26
she had previously told me that no guys on dating apps are h...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
I had a coworker like this who seemed normal at first and th...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/28/26
Bro this is quite literally 96% of American women of all age...
Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
Weren't you the guy who recommended coach Corey Wayne
Ocher heaven juggernaut
  08/28/26
naw dont know anything about him
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/28/26
Lol it was dirte https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Ocher heaven juggernaut
  08/28/26
what would corey wayne do here
Adventurous Multi-billionaire
  08/28/26
"Alright, listen up sugartits. It appears we got off on...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/28/26
thanks coach. i need to be more aloof and less retriever (f...
Adventurous Multi-billionaire
  08/29/26
>less retriever (for this limited purpose) Okay, I lol...
trip zippy ladyboy dog poop
  08/29/26
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Adventurous Multi-billionaire
  08/29/26
COACH Corey Wayne
Ocher heaven juggernaut
  08/28/26
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Unhinged home
  08/28/26
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flirting charcoal parlour
  08/29/26
op should keep this in mind imo
Green Thriller Public Bath
  08/28/26
...
Amber box office crotch
  08/28/26
lol. Probably should have sent her the wings initially and t...
Garnet Laser Beams Library
  08/28/26
Cr. Being unrealistically nice to super hot chicks can play ...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/28/26
“Since I gave you wings, how about giving me some brea...
Unhinged home
  08/28/26
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Wonderful preventive strike
  08/28/26
“Haha”
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Unhinged home
  08/28/26
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learning disabled drunken station partner
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Wonderful preventive strike
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Bespoke Floppy Ticket Booth Generalized Bond
  08/28/26
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Territorial mustard lodge
  09/01/26
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exciting national security agency
  08/29/26
You should have texted her a pic of your first date new bala...
Unhinged home
  08/28/26
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trip zippy ladyboy dog poop
  08/28/26
thread really...delivered.
Buff Stirring Gaping
  08/28/26
I really like it here FWIW
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learning disabled drunken station partner
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odious sickened prole
  08/28/26
“Wings for breasts” would have gotten you a good...
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they call doodikoff "Mr. 100" in atlanta because h...
Wonderful preventive strike
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Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
hi, you can take me to Reel Fish - i won't complain
greedy native associate
  08/29/26
Honestly I've never been there but it seems fine for any dat...
Hyperventilating reading party nibblets
  08/29/26
It is on the cheap side. Cop a $6 chowder and let her order ...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/29/26
Spending a bunch on a first date is ridiculous.
cream federal pervert principal's office
  08/29/26
This is true when your date is 19. Things change when your d...
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/29/26
Not really.
cream federal pervert principal's office
  08/29/26
if he met her organically, sure. but not for an online date.
greedy native associate
  08/29/26
yeah in 2004 lmao look at this simp fag everybody ljl
translucent histrionic lay clown
  08/29/26
I’m gobstoppingly blown away by the responses itt I...
Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
Dinner for a first date is an awful idea. If they won’...
aromatic dingle berry
  08/29/26
Nowadays drinks are more expensive. Shes ordering 3, realist...
maroon dead genital piercing
  08/29/26
But if she sucks you can leave after one drink and if she do...
aromatic dingle berry
  08/29/26
Exactly. Drinks is a casual environment. You're not locked i...
Amber box office crotch
  08/29/26
I think dinner is an okay first date, but I judge people bas...
lake cocky philosopher-king
  08/29/26
I’m literally BLOWN TF AWAY that there are grown men i...
Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
It's not about the money
Amber box office crotch
  08/29/26
Doodikoff 2.0 is a fucking BEAST
obsidian mischievous corn cake
  08/29/26
where in the FUCK is the autism alert?
Painfully Honest Flickering Rehab
  08/29/26
What’s the goal here Doodikoff? Yes she seems lik...
appetizing site
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ungodly kitchen
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learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/29/26
The shit tests meant she saw him as a simp and wouldn’...
Talented Irate Jap
  08/29/26
He should get back in there
learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/29/26
it's worse: she saw him as a simp and when he ignored her de...
lake cocky philosopher-king
  08/29/26
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Amber box office crotch
  08/29/26
She’s a moron, though. Our good buddy Michael could ne...
Turquoise Giraffe
  08/31/26
Sounds like marriage material, honestly
Soggy death wish regret
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trip zippy ladyboy dog poop
  08/29/26
Cr, normally a guy has to suffer from years of slimepit befo...
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trip zippy ladyboy dog poop
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These are fatty date texts. Fatty conversations based off fa...
Exhilarant piazza
  08/29/26
Cr. Now let's see this fat ass.
misunderstood lime locale stain
  08/29/26
This thread really belongs in a hall of fame
Ocher heaven juggernaut
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ungodly kitchen
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odious sickened prole
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Wonderful preventive strike
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Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
It’s like watching 40-something Brady carving up the N...
Turquoise Giraffe
  08/31/26
also a huge ole miss fan as of January 2026. Just an all aro...
obsidian mischievous corn cake
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learning disabled drunken station partner
  08/31/26
ASS PIC NOW OR I LEGALLY PROMISE TO MURDER YOU SAAR
fighting senate alpha
  08/29/26
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Wonderful preventive strike
  08/29/26
she sounds like an ESL Mexican
fuchsia church building
  08/29/26
Doodikoff, you did the right thing blocking her. Probably t...
vermilion milk
  08/29/26
You shouldn’t be dating after 30 brother, hell even 25...
Glittery set filthpig
  08/29/26
"this has to be flame on some level" - The Autoadm...
trip zippy ladyboy dog poop
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Awkward Useless Brakes Menage
  08/30/26
why is no one calling out how retarded a texter you are? you...
Big-titted gay wizard knife
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mfcr. that's the biggest outrage in all this. i was going to...
misanthropic sweet tailpipe
  08/30/26
cr
Adventurous Multi-billionaire
  08/30/26
He's only 55 and new to dating
obsidian mischievous corn cake
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misanthropic sweet tailpipe
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exciting national security agency
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Maniacal Gay Business Firm Organic Girlfriend
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Territorial mustard lodge
  09/01/26
I did
Amber box office crotch
  08/30/26
dating seems 180, bummed i got married at 30.
Spectacular brunch
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Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp
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medicated naked house hunting ground
  08/31/26
How did I miss this thread I'm on here 24/7
The FIRE DAN LANNING JUGGERNAUT
  09/11/26
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

I was at AC/DC show last night, drunk as shit with free beer, and this chick I was set up for a date with tonight texted me this text, asking for me to order her delivery wings (I had never met her) – I ignored it

https://ibb.co/KjdpZTG3

We set up the date two days ago and had discussed where we were going. She originally wanted to go to a much more expensive place “Catalina” that I decided against. Again, she had seemed fine with it when I made this decision. No really demanding, although I caught a whiff of her by suggesting that restaurant. See progression of where she went – this was at like 11pm last night by the way

https://ibb.co/jCJBbCG

https://ibb.co/S7HxmdHM

These really pissed me off.

This morning I woke up and decided to cancel – see her response:

https://ibb.co/C5zCws9T

Mind you, on her first message to me on the dating app she sent me her phone number.

Bash me all you want for being “beta” or whatever (I know, never do dinner, etc etc), but I don’t blast people on these apps when they act up like this. But this might be the most incredibly entitled chick I have ever encountered prior to even meeting.

Please analyze this woman and give me abuse. I will add that she is 4’11” with DDs that basically take up her entire torso so I was very intrigued in the beginning.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100274)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

I rather go to Catalina, check if they have availability tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100410)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: lake cocky philosopher-king

while eating wings that you ordered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100686)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Gaped Pea-brained Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101494)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102333)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: bateful scarlet hell

Obviously after the first text you should have showed up with wings yourself and fucked her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101553)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

Yeah this was an easy transition. "I'll grab you some wings and head over. Address?" Treat a ho like a ho.

What's she gonna say? "I want you to send me the wings, I don't want you coming here!"

Response: "lol"

Then just ignore if she does that. But she won't she will drop the address ofc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101644)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: bateful scarlet hell

plus you can get some wings for yourself out of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101646)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

I think these women just move too fast for doodikoff. Sex was on the table from the get go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101651)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102334)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Turquoise Giraffe

Definitely one of the key findings of our XO Doodikoff scholarly collective over the last decade or however long it’s been: chicks in Atlanta that are too hot for beta dork providers but not hot enough to lock down proper Chads have a clear set of alpha-gauging traps and shit tests and our boy Mikey was basically built in a lab to expose and quality test them all for their basic failure modes. There’s this subtext of ran through cynicism in the attitudes, communication styles and behaviors of all of these pathetic skanks that’s so weirdly uniform and repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50105723)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

*hair fully blown back*

I wonder how this compares to other cities. There's a lot of hot + broken chicks in every major metro imo. I think what makes dood's even wonkier is that they're over 40 and the game has really played out. Late stage app slut tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50105737)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50132114)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig

Close but you’re both wrong

You show up without the wings and the thing that you want fuck her see what she had in fridge take it and leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102891)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: bateful scarlet hell

nah, be an alpha gentleman and show up with the wings plus a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch that doodikoff undoubtably has in his fridge and tell her that is the superior ranch dressing vs. the slop the wing place gives out. she'd be wet within minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50108470)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:18 AM
Author: Peristalsis

Send me More! That looks amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50131333)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50132116)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Bespoke Floppy Ticket Booth Generalized Bond

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100283)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

multiple friend group text chains have been going nuts over this one today. Thought I would share with my xo friends and also take abuse and thoughtful analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100287)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: comical toilet seat

haver of *multiple* friend groups tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100449)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: ruby azn foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100761)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100784)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: exciting national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102919)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50132117)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Deranged startled mad cow disease stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100375)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut

Why are you constantly dealing w proles

This type of shit only happens with the absolute prolest of proles too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100285)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

dunno man the classy ones dont like me so I am stuck with the dregs of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100294)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut

Just get a gook in Thailand and stay in Thailand and don't buy her or her family property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100302)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Gaped Pea-brained Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101497)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: French yarmulke

just stay single man. wtf are you even doing. you can't save humanity lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100286)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Wonderful preventive strike

Ok this one jumped the shark

180 thread though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100293)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

its 100% legit man not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100297)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102337)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102336)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Green Thriller Public Bath

laughing hysterically at "are you going to order me wings."

is this a female blackmin by chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100300)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

maybe half latina? She grew up near me in Atlanta in a nice area so i dunno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100306)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Green Thriller Public Bath

that was the end of it btw everything else is a footnote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100331)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Wonderful preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100309)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: odious sickened prole

BMI of this beast?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100304)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

honestly she looks like a freak of nature with tits that take up her entire torso, but she's not really fat.

Yesterday afternoon (despite seeing my app pics) she asked for a pic of me, I sent her one from like last month. I asked her for one and she sent me a pic of her ass in a bikini no face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100314)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut

Brother why the fuck are you interacting w fat app girls Holy shit man just to up to a girl in the grocery store

Will take like 100 approaches and ONE will say yes eventually

Obviously not all in the same store and time and shit so you don't get put on youtube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100343)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

see below she wasn't really fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100374)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: maroon dead genital piercing

Youre quite the cuck for even canceling with her. Tcr is to let her show up, then when she texts axing where u are, you tell her you decided not to come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100311)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

good buddy had the idea of telling her that a changed the reservation to "Catalina" and then not show up - Im not that cold though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100320)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: lake cocky philosopher-king

tell her to grab the table and order a nice bottle of champagne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100703)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: titillating hall circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101734)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:33 AM
Author: Territorial mustard lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50108137)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: aromatic dingle berry

You should have mentally written her off but played along and been like of course babe, anywhere you want. Made a rez at Catalina, noshowed the date and at 8 been like hey babe sorry i’m running late, please order a bottle of <insert expensive wine>, tough day! I’ll need it! Then when she freaks out and realized you’re not coming and she’s stuck paying, lol and block. Trash like that deserve to be treated like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100315)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

my buddy said the same thing lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100326)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone telephone

legit cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100359)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: odious sickened prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100395)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

(dummy mission master man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100406)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: Snowy background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100577)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: lake cocky philosopher-king

damn, you beat me to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100704)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: cream federal pervert principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101171)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:13 AM
Author: Maniacal Gay Business Firm Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101186)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Gaped Pea-brained Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101498)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: titillating hall circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101736)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Amber box office crotch

She's very entitled and a complete bitch. You were right to cancel the date. But you are very beta for continuing to engage her despite multiple red flags she's an entitled bitch. Her beta radar went off and she was seeing how much you'd take. Fortunately for you she took it too far, but you should learn to cut bait with people like this sooner despite their DDs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100316)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

keep in mind that her barrage of demands came all around the same time around 11pm. I didn't respond to the wings delivery demand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100323)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Amber box office crotch

Keep in mind that this is so beta I think you might just be running a schtick now. If this is real, and you are sincerely defending your betaness, you need serious remedial action.

The double ? is great. If this is schtick, great job subtly hammering home the beta desperation. If real, JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100341)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Green Thriller Public Bath

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100352)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

what's beta? not responding to a text asking for wings? Obviously I was trying to make sure what I was reading was exactly what I thought it was, even I, experienced in the ways of the most awful of women, was shocked by her demands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100358)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

You actually didn't do anything wrong here. You engaged with a potential romantic partner and ended it very quickly after realizing she sucks. No idea why anyone is calling you beta. Gunneratttt spends 14 hours per day baiting random strangers into arguing about case law like he'd be doing anything better with his time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100396)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Green Thriller Public Bath

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100409)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: exciting national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102945)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Territorial mustard lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50108139)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Amber box office crotch

Your texts don't match her energy at all. You asked for more pics after a one-word "Tahiti" response, and she just ignored that and made an absurd ask. Her tone in all the texts is disinterested and you responded with eagerness. There's nothing more beta, and likely to give women the ick, than a man responding cheerfully and eagerly to her being a straight up cunt.

You should have enough self-respect to cut bait at the first sign of her being cunty. If you just wanted to fuck her you should have just been an aloof asshole. That's probably what she's after anyway: being bratty so she gets dicked down by Chad on a ONS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100442)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

Yeah if dood had blocked her 3 texts sooner everything would be different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100457)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: exciting national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102948)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

Fair

The Tahiti pic was the one of her ass and yes she never provided another and instead requested wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100470)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Amber box office crotch

That's important context. If that immediately followed an ass pic the "Tahiti" is less dismissive and your eagerness is justified.

But sending an ass pic -> asking for wings = she's blatantly signaling she's more or less a whore. Your follow ups after that are less beta and more naive then. Like if a streetwalker asked "Wanna date baby?" and you responded with reservations to Catalina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100524)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: misunderstood lime locale stain

Sir. I have searched this thread for the ass pic 12 times. Please deliver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101407)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: aromatic dingle berry

Now I want to know who brought a fat beaner to French Polynesia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100475)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig

No shortage of FAGGOT BITCHMADE SIMPS it turns out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102936)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: lake cocky philosopher-king

she was 100% talking to her brainrotten zoomer friends, and one said something like "see if he's a real man and get him to order you delivery"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101566)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Green Thriller Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: Wonderful preventive strike

Since these are "100% not flame" next woman like this you get you should just tell her you're going to rape her (consensually, after the date) and then post her reactions here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100329)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: abnormal big field international law enforcement agency

I rather go to Catalina. Check if they have availability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100335)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Green Thriller Public Bath

"oh uh, s-sure. no problem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100340)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: odious sickened prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100397)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Unhinged home

Si Mami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100553)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: French yarmulke

Rate this “romantic” sojourn. I had to aggressively ignore to make her go away:

https://ibb.co/rGMSPGQJ

https://ibb.co/Wps4T0qY

https://ibb.co/C5ntBq3f

https://ibb.co/d4hTC1D4

https://ibb.co/5gwNrCTk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100347)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut

How psycho does a woman have to be to spend her birthday alone lmfaooooo

Buy a tenga flip and a vr headset at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100356)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102943)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut

Get into video games or something

Why waste ur life like this

Model trains, weight lifting, a fucking substack

Anything is better than this. Take up black tar heroin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100369)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: French yarmulke

I don't date at all, this was just some chick I met when I went to see a friend's show at some dive bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100377)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig

I’ve noticed there’s a lot of these type of mentally ill chicks in CT and MA area for some reason

It’s like a certain type of victim mindset mental illness they have that’s unrelenting stream of low-consciousness, like your iMessage chat with them is the equivalent of some homeless schizo woman outside of a McDonalds ranting about who wronged her in 3rd person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102954)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

"I definitely don't want to run into you here."

OYT: "Should I swing by?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100426)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: French yarmulke

I drove her home one night and she literally begged to suck me off to completion. that was pretty 180 ngl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100507)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

She seems fun crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100519)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut

That will be a rape accusation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100559)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

for those wondering, here is a pic:

https://ibb.co/gbRzV4LD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100348)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone telephone

stick to meeting gamer girls "online" friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100357)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut

Meaningless with all those texts above these insane bitches ruin lives and move one rinse and repeat forever. They never get damaged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100376)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig

Trust me bro some of us are damaging them quite well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102960)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

Yummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100431)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: comical toilet seat

booba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100461)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Harsh razzmatazz scourge upon the earth crackhouse

Las puta chichotas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100545)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Garnet Laser Beams Library

lol man it’s rough out there… I rescind my send wings poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100603)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Geriatric nursing home

I was prepared to UNLOAD on you but after seeing this I understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100668)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100673)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100754)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100782)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100785)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100852)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: At-the-ready shrine chad

you don’t still unload?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101045)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:21 AM
Author: appetizing site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101335)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:35 AM
Author: Territorial mustard lodge

(doodikoff explaining why he's not doing the date)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50108140)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: odious sickened prole

this woman just wanted to get railed why even plan a sit down meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101489)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Turquoise Giraffe

It seems abundantly clear that when she first reached out/swiped right she overvalued his height and had an image in her head of his cock being 10” x 7”, so she was hoping her first text went unanswered until he replied with a “you up?” at 1:30 am. But with each reply she deducted an inch of length and half inch of girth until she got down to Doodikoff’s IRL 5” X 4.5” bone pressed fully erect size, and in the process she switched over from imagining short term sexual and mate selection value gratification with a Chad to hustling a short term resource extraction out of an annoying beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50105739)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig

She’s obviously fat as shit look at her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102965)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Turquoise Giraffe

Low tone in her arms for sure, but that’s an elite ratio of tit volume to clavicle protrusion from lower neck/upper chest to shoulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50105742)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: The FIRE DAN LANNING JUGGERNAUT

Weathered old beaner hag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50131227)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Unhinged home

She got brutally <><><>NOWINGED<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100372)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: odious sickened prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100399)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100400)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100405)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100411)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Amber box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100444)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Garnet Laser Beams Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100605)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100610)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: lake cocky philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100718)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:47 AM
Author: cream federal pervert principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101174)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Brass bull headed private investor dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101677)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: exciting national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102924)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: Big-titted gay wizard knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50103519)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: obsidian mischievous corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50103529)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Bespoke Floppy Ticket Booth Generalized Bond

damn app dating is bleak these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100391)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: domesticated alcoholic old irish cottage dysfunction

The large font texts are the hidden gem ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100408)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Wonderful preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100424)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: flirting charcoal parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101361)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Turquoise Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50105743)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

"You gonna order me some wings babe? Haha"

This is legbeard femcel behavior. Equivalent to a guy texting please respond. You're ebegging a recent Tinder match for food. Loser alert flying off the hinges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100418)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

she had previously told me that no guys on dating apps are honest or take her seriously. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100423)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

I had a coworker like this who seemed normal at first and then just slowly revealed she was completely insane. Eventually got fired. She could just barely hide the crazy. It became apparent she was nuts in every aspect of her life. Some people be like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig

Bro this is quite literally 96% of American women of all ages btw

Even decent chicks I was with that I send back into the streets and see them again after a few yrs they get legit cooked by just a few toxic interactions with loser guys

* turns on bill hicks voice *It’s RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL fucking bad out here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102974)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut

Weren't you the guy who recommended coach Corey Wayne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100422)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

naw

dont know anything about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100425)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut

Lol it was dirte

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3874671&mc=26&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100434)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Adventurous Multi-billionaire

what would corey wayne do here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100459)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

"Alright, listen up sugartits. It appears we got off on the wrong foot here. Let's circle back to square one. You asked me for wings, I thought that was a little inappropriate. You wanted to go to Catalina, I should have been more sensitive. Potatoh, potahto, it all cancels out. You look gorgeous and I'd love to meet. Let me book a table for us at Catalina and we can reset the clock here. My treat. Sound good?"

Just be charming and aloof and demand she come home with you and at least let you fuck her tits once. Then block her number. Ezpk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100487)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Adventurous Multi-billionaire

thanks coach. i need to be more aloof and less retriever (for this limited purpose)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101549)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop

>less retriever (for this limited purpose)

Okay, I lol’d 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101762)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102129)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut

COACH Corey Wayne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100489)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Unhinged home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100551)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: flirting charcoal parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101363)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Green Thriller Public Bath

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100427)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Amber box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100463)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: Garnet Laser Beams Library

lol. Probably should have sent her the wings initially and then be like now you owe me a wing night in. Maybe $100 all in.

But wtf do I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

Cr. Being unrealistically nice to super hot chicks can play in your favor as long as they're reciprocating. Chick in the OP seems legitimately nuts tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100597)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Unhinged home

“Since I gave you wings, how about giving me some breasts”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100604)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Wonderful preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100609)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Garnet Laser Beams Library

“Haha”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100612)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Unhinged home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100613)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100615)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Wonderful preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100616)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Bespoke Floppy Ticket Booth Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100621)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100645)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:47 AM
Author: cream federal pervert principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101175)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: burgundy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101590)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: titillating hall circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101747)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:32 AM
Author: Territorial mustard lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50108135)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Soggy death wish regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101416)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: exciting national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102930)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Unhinged home

You should have texted her a pic of your first date new balances with “anyways, gotta run”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100640)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100672)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Buff Stirring Gaping

thread really...delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100843)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop

I really like it here FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100854)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100862)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: odious sickened prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50100960)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: Vivacious Bearded Indirect Expression Stage

“Wings for breasts” would have gotten you a good fucking that night bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101030)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Wonderful preventive strike

they call doodikoff "Mr. 100" in atlanta because he can materialize a 100+ poast autoadmit thread out of thin air on a whim, and because he never spends less than $100 on a woman on a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101032)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Supple point ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101516)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102979)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: greedy native associate

hi, you can take me to Reel Fish - i won't complain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101041)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party nibblets

Honestly I've never been there but it seems fine for any date

https://reel-seafood.com/menu

And the decor is chick flick enough to be completely fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101153)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

It is on the cheap side. Cop a $6 chowder and let her order whatever she wants. If you're under 30 this is acceptable but not for white collarmos. Honestly, and I say this as a Wendy's employee, I could afford to eat here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101157)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: cream federal pervert principal's office

Spending a bunch on a first date is ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101178)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:55 AM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

This is true when your date is 19. Things change when your date is 42.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101179)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:12 AM
Author: cream federal pervert principal's office

Not really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101184)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: greedy native associate

if he met her organically, sure. but not for an online date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101417)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: translucent histrionic lay clown

yeah in 2004 lmao

look at this simp fag everybody ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101480)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig

I’m gobstoppingly blown away by the responses itt

I’m not even in the same reality I realized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102923)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: aromatic dingle berry

Dinner for a first date is an awful idea. If they won’t agree to drinks don’t bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101405)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: maroon dead genital piercing

Nowadays drinks are more expensive. Shes ordering 3, realistically. That can be 50 bux

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101501)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: aromatic dingle berry

But if she sucks you can leave after one drink and if she doesn’t suck it’s probably going to escalate and end in sex. Dinner sets you up to waste hours, be nice and probably not get laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102096)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Amber box office crotch

Exactly. Drinks is a casual environment. You're not locked in to a whole meal. It's just a more comfortable atmosphere to meet someone for the first time. People acting like it's the $ are missing the point completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102110)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: lake cocky philosopher-king

I think dinner is an okay first date, but I judge people based on how they hold a fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101613)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig

I’m literally BLOWN TF AWAY that there are grown men itt taking women they’ve never met irl and on a FUCKAPP out on dinner dates

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102917)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Amber box office crotch

It's not about the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101607)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: obsidian mischievous corn cake

Doodikoff 2.0 is a fucking BEAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101317)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Flickering Rehab

where in the FUCK is the autism alert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101358)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: appetizing site

What’s the goal here Doodikoff?

Yes she seems like a cunty 90iq nut job and you saved your dignity, but was that the goal? I’d think the goal was to maximize chances of busting all over those DDs. If that was the goal then maybe shifting to Catalina and seeing where it went was the better play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101372)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: ungodly kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101471)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101505)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Talented Irate Jap

The shit tests meant she saw him as a simp and wouldn’t have given it up anyway. The only play was to save some face and walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101686)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner

He should get back in there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101719)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: lake cocky philosopher-king

it's worse: she saw him as a simp and when he ignored her demand, she saw him as a simp who's of no value. She was never going to go to that other restaurant and was never going to put out even if he did take her to Catalina, but at least she would've gotten the chance to improve her social capital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101739)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Amber box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101740)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:30 AM
Author: Turquoise Giraffe

She’s a moron, though. Our good buddy Michael could never, but plenty of guys who make decent money and are dating down in IQ and SES because they are fiends for big titted bimbos can easily manage to flip this around in 30 minutes on a date. All the simplest and most basic negging 101 moves like signaling that you go on a lot of dates and you may have another one you have to leave to get to if this one doesn’t pick up, talking about expensive vacations and overselling your success and your network, a girl like this is a 50/50 bet to blow you before you even get to the restaurant if you arrange to pick her up and you roll up in a rented Ferrari. The amazing thing about Doodikoff is that his height gets him all these at bats to improve his approaches and he can’t ever seem to do it because of his autism and cheapness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50105756)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Soggy death wish regret

Sounds like marriage material, honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101412)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102332)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: drab school

Cr, normally a guy has to suffer from years of slimepit before his wife casually bats away sex in favor of eating fried shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102358)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102361)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant piazza

These are fatty date texts. Fatty conversations based off fatty apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101413)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: misunderstood lime locale stain

Cr. Now let's see this fat ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101415)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Ocher heaven juggernaut

This thread really belongs in a hall of fame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101430)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: ungodly kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101472)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: odious sickened prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101473)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101787)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Wonderful preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102127)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig

This can’t be real im literally flummoxed by the entirety of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102907)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:31 AM
Author: Turquoise Giraffe

It’s like watching 40-something Brady carving up the NFC as he calmly wins another Super Bowl. Doodikoff a no doubt first ballot XO Content Creation hall of famer and pretty securely on the XO Content Creation Mt. Rushmore as far as I’m concerned. But his all time funniest schtick was still claiming to be both an UGA and Bama fan during the Kirby v Saban peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50105757)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: obsidian mischievous corn cake

also a huge ole miss fan as of January 2026. Just an all around spectacular poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50106398)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: learning disabled drunken station partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50106402)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: fighting senate alpha

ASS PIC NOW OR I LEGALLY PROMISE TO MURDER YOU SAAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101470)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Wonderful preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101639)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: fuchsia church building

she sounds like an ESL Mexican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50101586)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: vermilion milk

Doodikoff, you did the right thing blocking her. Probably the third best thing that you could have done. Second best would have been to set up the prank trip to Catalina and ghost her with a $500 bottle of champagne on the table. Best would have been to turn the request for wings into an impromptu trip to her place/fuck session.

When I was single and on the apps, it blew my mind how many of these hoes were willing to come right over to my place to fuck, before ever meeting in person. I learned how to treat women like the hoes that they are and love to be, and then picked the least bad one to marry and have kids with. Before I learned all that, I was much like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102128)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Glittery set filthpig

You shouldn’t be dating after 30 brother, hell even 25

It’s just leftover crabs in a nightmare barrel competing for literally nothing

The thought of being so supplicative to an aged hole you haven’t even met and then offering to pay for them to eat on your dime is so ghastly to my spirit bro I’m just revolted and 2nd hand embarrassed for every aspect of these interactions - part of me still thinks this has to be flame on some level



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102902)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: trip zippy ladyboy dog poop

"this has to be flame on some level" - The Autoadmit Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50102939)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: Awkward Useless Brakes Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50103532)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:54 AM
Author: Big-titted gay wizard knife

why is no one calling out how retarded a texter you are? you guys both seem stupid, whiny, and annoying. no one deserves that, but somehow you also deserve each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50103517)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:20 AM
Author: misanthropic sweet tailpipe

mfcr. that's the biggest outrage in all this. i was going to poast the same thing and was surprised nobody mentioned this until 200 poasts in and 2 days later.

why is op whiny and asking her if she's ok with it? why is he repeatedly seeking her approval? what kind of lawyer or even MAN talks like that. all he has to say is something like: "real fish at 8pm, see you there" and ignore the rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50103543)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Adventurous Multi-billionaire

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50103685)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: obsidian mischievous corn cake

He's only 55 and new to dating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50103689)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: misanthropic sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50103880)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: exciting national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50105709)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Maniacal Gay Business Firm Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50107565)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Territorial mustard lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50108138)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Amber box office crotch

I did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50103599)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Spectacular brunch

dating seems 180, bummed i got married at 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50103624)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50131213)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: medicated naked house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50105827)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: The FIRE DAN LANNING JUGGERNAUT

How did I miss this thread I'm on here 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50131229)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2)#50131237)