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It’s official. My daughter was offered a spot on an elite soccer team.

She attended an invite only tryout a week ago and was formal...
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/27/25
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marvelous stage
  05/27/25
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Flesh well-lubricated brunch mother
  05/27/25
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Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/27/25
congrats on some guy's kid that you are currently raising fo...
Aphrodisiac associate
  05/27/25
How do you know it's not his kid?
Frisky Anal Ticket Booth
  05/27/25
thats the rumor going around here
Aphrodisiac associate
  05/27/25
ty.
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/27/25
Do u think u look forward to paying some other fat jew creep...
Titillating Slap-happy Parlour
  05/27/25
tell me your daughter plays rec soccer without telling me yo...
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/27/25
ok I'm envious. Is that what you want? does that make you fe...
flatulent electric office
  05/27/25
yes. i want you to log out of xo and feel nothing but disapp...
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/27/25
lol at "logging out"
flatulent electric office
  05/27/25
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Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
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Flesh well-lubricated brunch mother
  05/29/25
Please tell me shes not stupid enough to be a knicks fan
180 Pearl Elastic Band Cumskin
  05/27/25
my house is divided. my wife's extended family has some New ...
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/27/25
Congrats. On the plus side that's really cool for her and sh...
Floppy soggy half-breed
  05/27/25
soccer is the greatest sport in the world.
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/27/25
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Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/28/25
RIP your weekends, your car’s odometer, and emotional ...
milky stead gaming laptop
  05/28/25
For me, there's absolutely nothing else I'd rather do on the...
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/29/25
Yea that next level up is where I’ve seen family relat...
milky stead gaming laptop
  05/29/25
i've got a divorce case now where the entire family revolves...
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/29/25
One of the families that I’m thinking of has a pitcher...
milky stead gaming laptop
  05/29/25
...
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/29/25
Your kids are wildly successful and you’re a great dad...
Diverse Violent Queen Of The Night Jap
  05/29/25
i don't mean this in any kind of patronizing way, your kids ...
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/29/25
My oldest is enjoying swim team and improving with each go, ...
Diverse Violent Queen Of The Night Jap
  05/29/25
being an elite youth athlete is the most important thing in ...
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/29/25
House on my street is on the market for what we paid for our...
Diverse Violent Queen Of The Night Jap
  05/29/25
i just wish they could stay little forever.
Buff Theatre Pisswyrm
  05/29/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm

She attended an invite only tryout a week ago and was formally offered a spot today. Super proud of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964544)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: marvelous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964550)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Flesh well-lubricated brunch mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964552)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964722)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac associate

congrats on some guy's kid that you are currently raising for him excelling at sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964557)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Frisky Anal Ticket Booth

How do you know it's not his kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964560)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac associate

thats the rumor going around here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964563)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964721)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Titillating Slap-happy Parlour

Do u think u look forward to paying some other fat jew creep to molest your daughter because you’re a fat loser or do u think it’s because ur jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964566)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm

tell me your daughter plays rec soccer without telling me your daughter plays rec soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964727)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: flatulent electric office

ok I'm envious. Is that what you want? does that make you feel better?

now if you'll excuse me for a second-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964728)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm

yes. i want you to log out of xo and feel nothing but disappointment in your mediocre athlete daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48965008)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: flatulent electric office

lol at "logging out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48965018)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48965024)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Flesh well-lubricated brunch mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48970067)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: 180 Pearl Elastic Band Cumskin

Please tell me shes not stupid enough to be a knicks fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48964890)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm

my house is divided. my wife's extended family has some New England ties so my son and 1 daughter root for the celtics. My other 2 daughters including the one who is the subject of this thread root for the knicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48965022)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Floppy soggy half-breed

Congrats. On the plus side that's really cool for her and she should feel really accomplished and confident. On the downside, you have to watch soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48965080)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm

soccer is the greatest sport in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48965165)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48969524)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: milky stead gaming laptop

RIP your weekends, your car’s odometer, and emotional health of any siblings who get drug along to all of this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48969570)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm

For me, there's absolutely nothing else I'd rather do on the weekends than drive my kids around to their sporting events. I genuinely mean that. This coming weekend, I'll have my 2 older kids the whole morning saturday and sunday as they both have games. We get up early, get a bagel, get to the field early so the 3 of us can kick the ball around and have fun before the rest of the team gets there. I hang out with the one who's not playing, then we drive to the next game and the roles reverse. Maybe stop for lunch on the ride home.

I feel fortunate that I get to do this and cherish every minute of it.

I do agree with you that the travel requirements for the highest leagues (e.g. ECNL, GA and MLSNext) are outrageous, but that won't come for another couple years and will depend entirely on how serious my kids are about soccer. There's no reason, for example, to drive 4 hours each way for a single U14 soccer game. This model is for hyper competitive parents, not the kids. I'm sure they'd be perfectly content playing other children who live closer to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48969924)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: milky stead gaming laptop

Yea that next level up is where I’ve seen family relationships, marriages, and everyone’s sanity all implode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48969962)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm

i've got a divorce case now where the entire family revolves around a 10 year old's baseball training and tournament schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48971713)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: milky stead gaming laptop

One of the families that I’m thinking of has a pitcher at a D1 college. And in the high school years I watched them spend a small fortune on pitching coaching with like advanced video and data driven analytics, spend all of the family’s time traveling to tournaments and events, and absolutely crater the development and self-esteem of the neglected daughter who was several years younger. I think they’re just now realizing the price that was extracted as the son is almost done with school (with parents still traveling constantly to go see his games) and the daughter’s engagement with family, community, and school is coming back into focus now that the parents have some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48971777)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48971797)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Diverse Violent Queen Of The Night Jap

Your kids are wildly successful and you’re a great dad who’s managed to navigate it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48969964)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm

i don't mean this in any kind of patronizing way, your kids have a lot of potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48971654)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Diverse Violent Queen Of The Night Jap

My oldest is enjoying swim team and improving with each go, but he’s not in the top of the pack. Maybe he stays with it though.

My daughter loves swim team and gymnastics.

My middle son is now out of the dojo.

Good times are ahead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48971773)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm

being an elite youth athlete is the most important thing in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48971796)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Diverse Violent Queen Of The Night Jap

House on my street is on the market for what we paid for our house 2 years ago. That house has a brand new pool, a whole house generator, an extra bedroom, and 250 more square feet than ours. Our 2023 purchase price is about $100k more than the current market. So yeah, it’s not your house or your career or your job or your clients or the majesty of the law. It’s about your kids achieving their athletic dreams before their ephemeral youthfulness transforms into hardened callousness and the harsh realities of life set in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48971805)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Buff Theatre Pisswyrm

i just wish they could stay little forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730300&forum_id=2)#48971987)