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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
sadistic athletic conference
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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Hence “closest”
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It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: sadistic athletic conference

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: chocolate disgusting ape

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: sadistic athletic conference

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Spruce Stag Film Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Erotic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: racy aggressive love of her life selfie

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: sadistic athletic conference

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring olive parlour

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Spruce Stag Film Fat Ankles



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: stirring national



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: White cerebral weed whacker



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Electric associate university



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: learning disabled henna feces



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Marvelous narrow-minded marketing idea



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: sadistic athletic conference



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: lascivious unhinged police squad locus



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Aromatic menage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Spectacular cheese-eating temple cuck



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Curious Mustard Location Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Adventurous Center



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Arousing crackhouse national security agency

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: chocolate disgusting ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: chartreuse idiotic old irish cottage

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: sadistic athletic conference

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: chocolate disgusting ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: chartreuse idiotic old irish cottage

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Spruce Stag Film Fat Ankles

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Effete regret

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: sadistic athletic conference

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac haunting nibblets becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Jet jet-lagged reading party theatre

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Spruce Stag Film Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon rigor

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Aromatic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: peach house

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: lascivious unhinged police squad locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Motley avocado generalized bond point

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Aromatic menage

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: sadistic athletic conference

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: chocolate disgusting ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser bronze casino



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: chocolate disgusting ape

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: slap-happy black garrison

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Spruce Stag Film Fat Ankles



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Appetizing at-the-ready mad-dog skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Painfully honest yarmulke site

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: anal saffron lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134975)