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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: disgusting bossy spot headpube

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: disgusting bossy spot headpube



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: disgusting bossy spot headpube



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Ebony multi-colored mad cow disease ape

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: gold arousing hell tattoo

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: electric center quadroon

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: vengeful geriatric business firm

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Carnelian aphrodisiac university

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: vengeful geriatric business firm

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: supple philosopher-king double fault

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: disgusting bossy spot headpube

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone cheese-eating patrolman

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: coral tripping site

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: mustard appetizing den new version

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Judgmental poppy athletic conference



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle multi-billionaire

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: hairraiser puce hall jew

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: fear-inspiring pit genital piercing

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter regret

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Contagious yarmulke orchestra pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Awkward Mood Place Of Business



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Awkward Mood Place Of Business



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Comical chapel friendly grandma



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