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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
tell me
Hideous station kitty
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
lol tyft
sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Greedy address french chef
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
180 property
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Razzle-dazzle point gunner
  05/12/15
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Federal white affirmative action parlour
  05/12/15
so underrated
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cracking beta locus
  03/31/18
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Soul-stirring quadroon shrine
  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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irate marvelous generalized bond
  12/16/21
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frisky french hell
  02/16/23
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Low-t odious business firm
  12/11/24
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scarlet public bath trump supporter
  06/11/25
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spruce aphrodisiac ticket booth roommate
  08/12/25
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Comical antidepressant drug
  08/12/25
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scarlet public bath trump supporter
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Rusted Feces
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Lemon senate private investor
  08/14/13
lmao
Hideous station kitty
  05/12/15
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crimson histrionic university
  12/11/24
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Low-t odious business firm
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Rusted Feces
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Gaped church
  08/14/13
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sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Pungent piazza
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
rofl
Hideous station kitty
  08/14/13
180
irate marvelous generalized bond
  08/14/13
rofl
Jet-lagged titillating hall
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Turquoise razzmatazz resort mediation
  08/14/13
lol
iridescent unhinged becky
  08/14/13
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chrome coldplay fan keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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red infuriating site
  03/10/14
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Gold Location Regret
  03/24/21
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frisky french hell
  02/16/23
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spruce aphrodisiac ticket booth roommate
  08/12/25
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Spectacular pozpig state
  08/14/13
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sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse
  08/14/13
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Spectacular pozpig state
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Lemon senate private investor
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Spectacular pozpig state
  08/14/13
best of thread
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
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Violet Nighttime Plaza
  08/14/13
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Low-t odious business firm
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Low-t odious business firm
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
primrose heady dysfunction
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Lemon senate private investor
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Hideous station kitty
  08/14/13
180
Metal jade locale haunted graveyard
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duck-like mahogany reading party
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chrome coldplay fan keepsake machete
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Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/17/13
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Razzle-dazzle point gunner
  01/19/16
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cracking beta locus
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
dark goyim place of business
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Violet Nighttime Plaza
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Violet Nighttime Plaza
  08/14/13
lol
Aromatic whorehouse pervert
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Spectacular pozpig state
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
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Violet Nighttime Plaza
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Multi-colored den giraffe
  08/14/13
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Hairraiser Violent Cumskin
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Spectacular pozpig state
  08/14/13
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beady-eyed school cafeteria
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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Violet Nighttime Plaza
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Excitant yellow center
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Excitant yellow center
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Gold Location Regret
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Violet Nighttime Plaza
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Violet Nighttime Plaza
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
thriller native toaster
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Insanely creepy corner cuckold
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Pungent piazza
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Pungent piazza
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
irate marvelous generalized bond
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
ebony international law enforcement agency theater
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Laughsome Theatre Roast Beef
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Violet Nighttime Plaza
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Insanely creepy corner cuckold
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
thriller native toaster
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
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Fiercely-loyal nibblets
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Insanely creepy corner cuckold
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Insanely creepy corner cuckold
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Insanely creepy corner cuckold
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Insanely creepy corner cuckold
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Insanely creepy corner cuckold
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Insanely creepy corner cuckold
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse
  08/14/13
whatever
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Supple Demanding Institution
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Violet Nighttime Plaza
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Spectacular pozpig state
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
lol
Metal jade locale haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
180
irate marvelous generalized bond
  08/14/13
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Angry dog poop
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Spectacular pozpig state
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Grizzly curious field
  08/14/13
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Grizzly curious field
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
irate marvelous generalized bond
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
irate marvelous generalized bond
  08/14/13
lol tyft
sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
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vigorous pit national security agency
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Metal jade locale haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
narrow-minded spot corn cake
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Out-of-control fat ankles area
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
irate marvelous generalized bond
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
irate marvelous generalized bond
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Violet Nighttime Plaza
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
irate marvelous generalized bond
  08/14/13
165
Sepia Tanning Salon Ladyboy
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
lmao
sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse
  08/14/13
...
Fiercely-loyal nibblets
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Learning disabled naked legend
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Disturbing dead famous landscape painting bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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Grizzly curious field
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
Pics?
Domesticated Community Account Meetinghouse
  08/14/13
link?
crimson histrionic university
  08/17/13
...
Hideous station kitty
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
glassy alcoholic deer antler
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
sienna hilarious twinkling uncleanness market
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Violet Nighttime Plaza
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Racy office friendly grandma
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
exciting light step-uncle's house clown
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
exciting light step-uncle's house clown
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
exciting light step-uncle's house clown
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Passionate Pea-brained Lodge
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Ultramarine Offensive Parlor Messiness
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
exciting light step-uncle's house clown
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Stubborn dilemma
  08/14/13
Underrated
Sepia Tanning Salon Ladyboy
  08/15/13
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red infuriating site
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Ultramarine Offensive Parlor Messiness
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Stubborn dilemma
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Godawful Stag Film
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Violet Nighttime Plaza
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Stimulating theater stage
  08/14/13
lol
iridescent unhinged becky
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Stimulating theater stage
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
iridescent unhinged becky
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Stimulating theater stage
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Ultramarine Offensive Parlor Messiness
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
internet-worthy electric genital piercing school
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
thriller native toaster
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Cordovan stead
  08/14/13
180
Twinkling stage faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
iridescent unhinged becky
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
chrome coldplay fan keepsake machete
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
iridescent unhinged becky
  08/14/13
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Maroon milk selfie
  08/14/13
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Wonderful potus goal in life
  08/14/13
180
exciting light step-uncle's house clown
  08/14/13
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Stubborn dilemma
  08/15/13
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Racy office friendly grandma
  08/17/13
...
flushed sneaky criminal son of senegal
  09/11/13
Lmao
magical motley nowag crotch
  06/07/17
...
spruce aphrodisiac ticket booth roommate
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Territorial People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Maroon milk selfie
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
tan skinny woman indian lodge
  08/14/13
lol
exciting light step-uncle's house clown
  08/14/13
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Big olive toilet seat stock car
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
saffron floppy menage internal respiration
  08/14/13
180
contagious mad-dog skullcap prole
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Fuchsia Swollen Brunch
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
sable exhilarant queen of the night
  08/17/13
poignant
bateful kitchen travel guidebook
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
pearly glittery faggotry
  08/17/13
...
Maroon milk selfie
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
flushed sneaky criminal son of senegal
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Excitant yellow center
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Godawful Stag Film
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
180 property
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Big-titted Ruddy Forum Hairy Legs
  12/28/13
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Dashing box office
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Concupiscible submissive degenerate temple
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
diverse painfully honest garrison party of the first part
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
rose ape
  03/10/14
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Razzle-dazzle point gunner
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Multi-colored den giraffe
  05/12/15
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zombie-like cruise ship
  01/19/16
...
chrome coldplay fan keepsake machete
  10/25/17
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crimson histrionic university
  11/29/15
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crimson histrionic university
  12/23/15
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Razzle-dazzle point gunner
  01/05/16
...
crimson histrionic university
  03/13/16
I want pizza
brass orchestra pit
  06/07/17
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zombie-like cruise ship
  09/22/17
...
Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Misanthropic trip home
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
crystalline irradiated pisswyrm
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Misanthropic trip home
  07/18/18
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Gold Location Regret
  04/30/19
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crimson histrionic university
  06/21/20
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crimson histrionic university
  06/23/20
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Flesh lay philosopher-king
  07/11/20
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Gold Location Regret
  12/16/21
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Gold Location Regret
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Hideous station kitty

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836089)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Greedy address french chef

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: 180 property

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point gunner

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Federal white affirmative action parlour



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: vivacious factory reset button

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: red infuriating site



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: cracking beta locus



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring quadroon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: lilac abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: irate marvelous generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: frisky french hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Low-t odious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: scarlet public bath trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: spruce aphrodisiac ticket booth roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Comical antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: scarlet public bath trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Rusted Feces

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Lemon senate private investor

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Hideous station kitty

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: crimson histrionic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Low-t odious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Rusted Feces

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Gaped church

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Pungent piazza

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Hideous station kitty

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: irate marvelous generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Jet-lagged titillating hall

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Turquoise razzmatazz resort mediation

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: iridescent unhinged becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: chrome coldplay fan keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: red infuriating site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Gold Location Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: frisky french hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: spruce aphrodisiac ticket booth roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Spectacular pozpig state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Spectacular pozpig state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Lemon senate private investor

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Spectacular pozpig state

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Low-t odious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Low-t odious business firm

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: primrose heady dysfunction

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Lemon senate private investor

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: dark goyim place of business

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Hideous station kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Metal jade locale haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: duck-like mahogany reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: chrome coldplay fan keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: cracking beta locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: dark goyim place of business

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Aromatic whorehouse pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Spectacular pozpig state

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored den giraffe

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser Violent Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Spectacular pozpig state

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Excitant yellow center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Excitant yellow center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Gold Location Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: thriller native toaster

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Insanely creepy corner cuckold

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Pungent piazza

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Pungent piazza

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: irate marvelous generalized bond

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: ebony international law enforcement agency theater

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Laughsome Theatre Roast Beef

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Insanely creepy corner cuckold

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: thriller native toaster

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Insanely creepy corner cuckold

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Insanely creepy corner cuckold

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Insanely creepy corner cuckold

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Insanely creepy corner cuckold

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Insanely creepy corner cuckold

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Insanely creepy corner cuckold

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Supple Demanding Institution

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Spectacular pozpig state

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Metal jade locale haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: irate marvelous generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Angry dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Spectacular pozpig state

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Grizzly curious field

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Grizzly curious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: irate marvelous generalized bond

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: irate marvelous generalized bond

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: vigorous pit national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Metal jade locale haunted graveyard

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: narrow-minded spot corn cake

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Out-of-control fat ankles area

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: irate marvelous generalized bond

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: irate marvelous generalized bond

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: irate marvelous generalized bond

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Sepia Tanning Salon Ladyboy

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: sick fragrant lettuce crackhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Learning disabled naked legend

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Disturbing dead famous landscape painting bawdyhouse

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Grizzly curious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Domesticated Community Account Meetinghouse

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: crimson histrionic university

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Hideous station kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: glassy alcoholic deer antler

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: sienna hilarious twinkling uncleanness market

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Racy office friendly grandma

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: exciting light step-uncle's house clown

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: exciting light step-uncle's house clown

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: exciting light step-uncle's house clown

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Passionate Pea-brained Lodge

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Ultramarine Offensive Parlor Messiness

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: exciting light step-uncle's house clown

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Stubborn dilemma

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Sepia Tanning Salon Ladyboy

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: red infuriating site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Ultramarine Offensive Parlor Messiness

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Stubborn dilemma

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Godawful Stag Film

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Violet Nighttime Plaza

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Stimulating theater stage

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: iridescent unhinged becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Stimulating theater stage

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: iridescent unhinged becky

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Stimulating theater stage

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Ultramarine Offensive Parlor Messiness

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: internet-worthy electric genital piercing school

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: thriller native toaster

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Cordovan stead

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Twinkling stage faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: iridescent unhinged becky

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: chrome coldplay fan keepsake machete

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: iridescent unhinged becky

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Maroon milk selfie



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Wonderful potus goal in life



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: exciting light step-uncle's house clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Stubborn dilemma



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Racy office friendly grandma



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: flushed sneaky criminal son of senegal



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: magical motley nowag crotch

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: spruce aphrodisiac ticket booth roommate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Territorial People Who Are Hurt

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Maroon milk selfie

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: tan skinny woman indian lodge

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: exciting light step-uncle's house clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Big olive toilet seat stock car



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: saffron floppy menage internal respiration

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: contagious mad-dog skullcap prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia Swollen Brunch

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: sable exhilarant queen of the night

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: bateful kitchen travel guidebook

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: pearly glittery faggotry

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Maroon milk selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: flushed sneaky criminal son of senegal

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Excitant yellow center

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Godawful Stag Film

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: 180 property

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Big-titted Ruddy Forum Hairy Legs

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Dashing box office



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible submissive degenerate temple

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: diverse painfully honest garrison party of the first part

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: rose ape

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored den giraffe

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: zombie-like cruise ship



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: chrome coldplay fan keepsake machete



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: crimson histrionic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: crimson histrionic university



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point gunner



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: crimson histrionic university



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: brass orchestra pit

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: zombie-like cruise ship



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground Multi-billionaire



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Misanthropic trip home

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: crystalline irradiated pisswyrm

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Misanthropic trip home

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Gold Location Regret



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: crimson histrionic university



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: crimson histrionic university



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Flesh lay philosopher-king



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Gold Location Regret



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Gold Location Regret



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