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What’s the best way to kill yourself without upsetting your family?

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electric orange death wish
  05/30/25
dont do it friend
curious tank
  05/30/25
old age
Vigorous wrinkle double fault
  05/30/25
Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?
electric orange death wish
  05/30/25
yeah just eat mcdonalds
Vigorous wrinkle double fault
  05/30/25
Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latt...
Dead nubile really tough guy
  05/30/25
I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure j...
puce doctorate point
  05/30/25
My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total
electric orange death wish
  05/30/25
Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like...
lavender violent generalized bond public bath
  05/30/25
It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.
electric orange death wish
  05/30/25
Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on ...
lavender violent generalized bond public bath
  05/30/25
go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her ...
aqua sticky plaza friendly grandma
  05/30/25
It would be poetic.
electric orange death wish
  05/30/25
or pay double & $till get killed anyway$
curious tank
  05/30/25
Tp
flatulent dull boiling water locale
  05/31/25
for most poasters i think anything would work
galvanic violet pit
  05/30/25
kill the family first
idiotic garrison
  05/30/25
ran here
Stubborn dashing dopamine
  05/31/25
Final ocean swim
mauve splenetic area
  05/30/25
Hiking in the mountains.
Hateful Mind-boggling Parlour Halford
  05/30/25
just jump.
underhanded lemon mediation depressive
  05/30/25
Deep sea fishing
abnormal orchid liquid oxygen
  05/30/25
Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. J...
Fantasy-prone Brunch
  05/30/25
Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand. ...
Emerald massive trump supporter
  05/30/25
"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'...
lavender violent generalized bond public bath
  05/30/25
biglaw of counsel
motley mint lay
  05/30/25
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lavender violent generalized bond public bath
  05/30/25
Skadden M&A
lavender violent generalized bond public bath
  05/30/25
Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread
flatulent dull boiling water locale
  05/31/25
beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV
Comical thirsty rehab telephone
  05/31/25
inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death
Ivory soul-stirring whorehouse
  05/31/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: electric orange death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975435)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: curious tank

dont do it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975530)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Vigorous wrinkle double fault

old age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975436)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: electric orange death wish

Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975440)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Vigorous wrinkle double fault

yeah just eat mcdonalds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975446)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Dead nubile really tough guy

Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latter will ensure the former, which is all your family really cares about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975445)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: puce doctorate point

I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure just disappearing in the woods with a gun is the actual best plan of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975450)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: electric orange death wish

My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975454)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: lavender violent generalized bond public bath

Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like Thanksgiving or Christmas, scream "you've all made me do this; I hope you never forgive yourselves!" then blow your brains out with a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975457)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: electric orange death wish

It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975473)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: lavender violent generalized bond public bath

Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on this topic? The answer is no. Don't kill yourself. Seek professional help. Have a good evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975539)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: aqua sticky plaza friendly grandma

go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her pimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975477)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: electric orange death wish

It would be poetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975478)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: curious tank

or pay double

& $till get killed anyway$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975531)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: flatulent dull boiling water locale

Tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975830)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: galvanic violet pit

for most poasters i think anything would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975479)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: idiotic garrison

kill the family first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975484)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:00 AM
Author: Stubborn dashing dopamine

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975821)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: mauve splenetic area

Final ocean swim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975487)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Hateful Mind-boggling Parlour Halford

Hiking in the mountains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975522)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: underhanded lemon mediation depressive

just jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975527)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: abnormal orchid liquid oxygen

Deep sea fishing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975529)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Brunch

Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. Just bail out 10 minutes into the climb and take some pills or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975536)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Emerald massive trump supporter

Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975550)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: lavender violent generalized bond public bath

"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'm about to do. Always remember that, faggot."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975551)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: motley mint lay

biglaw of counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975553)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: lavender violent generalized bond public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975555)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: lavender violent generalized bond public bath

Skadden M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975558)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: flatulent dull boiling water locale

Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975829)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: Comical thirsty rehab telephone

beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975841)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Ivory soul-stirring whorehouse

inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975842)