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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Poppy location
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Claret pocket flask
  06/03/25
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Big Lavender Nibblets
  06/04/25
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clear gas station pisswyrm
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
navy infuriating hell
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Poppy location
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Wonderful snowy base
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
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  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Poppy location
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
emerald arousing corn cake
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
tan knife
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Poppy location
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
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  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
blathering national security agency state
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Tripping den brethren
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
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  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Unhinged Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
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  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Poppy location
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Spectacular high-end point
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
garnet bipolar meetinghouse therapy
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
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  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
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  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Vigorous aquamarine set
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
emerald arousing corn cake
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
overrated mexican
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
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  06/04/25
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  06/04/25
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  06/04/25
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  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
impressive thriller hairy legs
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Poppy location
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
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  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Sooty odious puppy spot
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Poppy location

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Claret pocket flask

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Big Lavender Nibblets



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: clear gas station pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: navy infuriating hell

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Poppy location

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Wonderful snowy base

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Confused scarlet yarmulke casino

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Poppy location

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: emerald arousing corn cake

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: tan knife

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Poppy location

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Carnelian cracking pervert new version

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: blathering national security agency state

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Tripping den brethren

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: garnet bipolar meetinghouse therapy

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Unhinged Twinkling Uncleanness

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic aromatic place of business

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Poppy location

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Spectacular high-end point

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: garnet bipolar meetinghouse therapy

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: impressive thriller hairy legs

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: floppy bisexual garrison

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Vigorous aquamarine set

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: emerald arousing corn cake

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: overrated mexican

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Vigorous aquamarine set

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Big Lavender Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Carnelian cracking pervert new version

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Drunken lime university really tough guy

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: impressive thriller hairy legs

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Poppy location

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Talented abnormal azn personal credit line

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Sooty odious puppy spot

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986845)