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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Buff Big Sound Barrier
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Marvelous amethyst rehab
  06/03/25
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Violent trip pit gunner
  06/04/25
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Obsidian tanning salon messiness
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Pungent Hilarious Round Eye Corner
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Buff Big Sound Barrier
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
comical medicated range telephone
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Territorial fishy box office weed whacker
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Buff Big Sound Barrier
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
alcoholic ape
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
bateful frozen psychic
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Buff Big Sound Barrier
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Bistre mewling incel nursing home
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
slap-happy native
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Exciting stock car
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
alcoholic amber library
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Charismatic yarmulke meetinghouse
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Stirring patrolman
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Buff Big Sound Barrier
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Contagious shivering public bath dog poop
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
alcoholic amber library
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
180 bossy brunch
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
beady-eyed liquid oxygen
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Snowy area famous landscape painting
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
alcoholic ape
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Deep Provocative Affirmative Action Sneaky Criminal
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Snowy area famous landscape painting
  06/04/25
...
Violent trip pit gunner
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Bistre mewling incel nursing home
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Bull headed bawdyhouse
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
180 bossy brunch
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Buff Big Sound Barrier
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
jade sinister lay cuckoldry
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
adventurous mint plaza
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Buff Big Sound Barrier

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Marvelous amethyst rehab

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Violent trip pit gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Obsidian tanning salon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Pungent Hilarious Round Eye Corner

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Buff Big Sound Barrier

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: comical medicated range telephone

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Territorial fishy box office weed whacker

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Buff Big Sound Barrier

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: alcoholic ape

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: bateful frozen psychic

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Buff Big Sound Barrier

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Bistre mewling incel nursing home

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: slap-happy native

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Exciting stock car

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: alcoholic amber library

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Charismatic yarmulke meetinghouse

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Stirring patrolman

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Buff Big Sound Barrier

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Contagious shivering public bath dog poop

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: alcoholic amber library

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: 180 bossy brunch

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed liquid oxygen

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Snowy area famous landscape painting

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: alcoholic ape

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Deep Provocative Affirmative Action Sneaky Criminal

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Snowy area famous landscape painting

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Violent trip pit gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Bistre mewling incel nursing home

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Bull headed bawdyhouse

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: 180 bossy brunch

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Buff Big Sound Barrier

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: jade sinister lay cuckoldry

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: adventurous mint plaza

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986845)