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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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out-of-control marketing idea
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Exciting cobalt point multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
out-of-control marketing idea
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Exciting cobalt point multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
out-of-control marketing idea
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
histrionic senate trump supporter
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
out-of-control marketing idea
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Erotic Azure Turdskin
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18000000000000
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Crusty titillating internal respiration becky
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Exciting cobalt point multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Crusty titillating internal respiration becky
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
out-of-control marketing idea
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Crusty titillating internal respiration becky
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Exciting cobalt point multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
out-of-control marketing idea
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Crusty titillating internal respiration becky
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
sapphire multi-colored resort national security agency
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Crusty titillating internal respiration becky
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Spruce elastic band sex offender
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Curious Set Gay Wizard
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Infuriating University Jew
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Nofapping main people corn cake
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Mustard Stock Car
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
electric corner immigrant
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
180 Patrolman Menage
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
out-of-control marketing idea
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
sapphire multi-colored resort national security agency
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
out-of-control marketing idea
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
180 Patrolman Menage
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
sapphire multi-colored resort national security agency
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amethyst spot gunner
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
180 Patrolman Menage
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Mustard Stock Car
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
sapphire multi-colored resort national security agency
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
amethyst spot gunner
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
180 Patrolman Menage
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
amethyst spot gunner
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
180 Patrolman Menage
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
amethyst spot gunner
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
180 Patrolman Menage
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Infuriating University Jew
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
amethyst spot gunner
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out-of-control marketing idea
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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out-of-control marketing idea
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
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  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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out-of-control marketing idea
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
irradiated nowag famous landscape painting
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Exciting cobalt point multi-billionaire

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Exciting cobalt point multi-billionaire

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: histrionic senate trump supporter

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Erotic Azure Turdskin



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: stubborn abnormal stag film

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Crusty titillating internal respiration becky



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: histrionic senate trump supporter



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: impressive affirmative action haunted graveyard



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Infuriating University Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: cowardly irate legal warrant cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: electric corner immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: concupiscible yellow boltzmann



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: amethyst spot gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring misunderstood shrine



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Dun useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: ruby theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged provocative church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed deranged mother psychic



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Curious Set Gay Wizard



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Crusty titillating internal respiration becky

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Exciting cobalt point multi-billionaire

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Crusty titillating internal respiration becky

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Crusty titillating internal respiration becky

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Exciting cobalt point multi-billionaire

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Crusty titillating internal respiration becky

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: sapphire multi-colored resort national security agency

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Crusty titillating internal respiration becky

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Spruce elastic band sex offender

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Outnumbered Massive Temple Depressive

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Curious Set Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Infuriating University Jew

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Nofapping main people corn cake

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Mustard Stock Car

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: electric corner immigrant

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: 180 Patrolman Menage

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: sapphire multi-colored resort national security agency

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: 180 Patrolman Menage

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: sapphire multi-colored resort national security agency

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: amethyst spot gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: 180 Patrolman Menage

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Mustard Stock Car

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: sapphire multi-colored resort national security agency

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: amethyst spot gunner

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: 180 Patrolman Menage

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: amethyst spot gunner

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: 180 Patrolman Menage

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: amethyst spot gunner

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: 180 Patrolman Menage

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: 180 Patrolman Menage

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Infuriating University Jew



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: amethyst spot gunner

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: scarlet dingle berry wrinkle

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Crusty titillating internal respiration becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: amethyst spot gunner



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: sienna foreskin

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: ruby theater

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: irradiated nowag famous landscape painting

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099235)