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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Light Startling Trump Supporter University
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Umber shitlib incel
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Light Startling Trump Supporter University
  08/01/25
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exciting learning disabled native
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Frozen Glittery Selfie
  08/02/25
rip
mind-boggling french chef
  08/02/25
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Umber shitlib incel
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Elite institution
  08/01/25
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maniacal pisswyrm gas station
  08/01/25
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Light Startling Trump Supporter University
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
fishy vigorous masturbator
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Light Startling Trump Supporter University
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Pale odious international law enforcement agency space
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Bistre 180 School Cafeteria Quadroon
  08/01/25
yes
Pale odious international law enforcement agency space
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Pale odious international law enforcement agency space
  08/01/25
?
Light Startling Trump Supporter University
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Bistre 180 School Cafeteria Quadroon
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
maniacal pisswyrm gas station
  08/01/25
Sick
Light Startling Trump Supporter University
  08/01/25
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Pale odious international law enforcement agency space
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Curious Canary Philosopher-king
  08/02/25
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Mauve aphrodisiac associate
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Pale odious international law enforcement agency space
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
mind-boggling french chef
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Light Startling Trump Supporter University
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Curious Canary Philosopher-king
  08/02/25
Hdy
Light Startling Trump Supporter University
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Irradiated duck-like nibblets range
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
gay free-loading hospital legend
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Sable Beady-eyed Community Account
  08/02/25
Titcr
heady depressive
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Light Startling Trump Supporter University
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Sable Beady-eyed Community Account
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Light Startling Trump Supporter University
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Brass resort
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Sable Beady-eyed Community Account
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Aqua ape
  08/02/25
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wonderful market hominid
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Shivering chocolate karate
  08/02/25
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smoky rehab regret
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
thirsty stirring sanctuary
  08/02/25
?
Light Startling Trump Supporter University
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Nighttime multi-colored immigrant
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Light Startling Trump Supporter University

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Umber shitlib incel

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Light Startling Trump Supporter University

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: exciting learning disabled native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Frozen Glittery Selfie

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling french chef

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Umber shitlib incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Elite institution

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: maniacal pisswyrm gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Light Startling Trump Supporter University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: fishy vigorous masturbator

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Light Startling Trump Supporter University

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Pale odious international law enforcement agency space

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Bistre 180 School Cafeteria Quadroon

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Pale odious international law enforcement agency space

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Pale odious international law enforcement agency space

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Light Startling Trump Supporter University

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Bistre 180 School Cafeteria Quadroon

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: maniacal pisswyrm gas station

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Light Startling Trump Supporter University

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Pale odious international law enforcement agency space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Curious Canary Philosopher-king

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Mauve aphrodisiac associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Pale odious international law enforcement agency space

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: mind-boggling french chef

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Light Startling Trump Supporter University

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Curious Canary Philosopher-king

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Light Startling Trump Supporter University

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Irradiated duck-like nibblets range

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: gay free-loading hospital legend

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Sable Beady-eyed Community Account

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: heady depressive

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Light Startling Trump Supporter University

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Sable Beady-eyed Community Account

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Light Startling Trump Supporter University

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Brass resort

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Sable Beady-eyed Community Account

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Aqua ape

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: wonderful market hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Shivering chocolate karate

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: smoky rehab regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: thirsty stirring sanctuary

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Light Startling Trump Supporter University

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Nighttime multi-colored immigrant

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)