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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
Diverse black messiness
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
harsh crystalline reading party dingle berry
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
Hairless Ruddy Electric Furnace
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
Lime Vibrant Hospital Dragon
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
Sticky Aqua Boistinker
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
Sticky Aqua Boistinker
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
Sticky Aqua Boistinker
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
Sticky Aqua Boistinker
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
Sticky Aqua Boistinker
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
hyperactive wine den
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
Sticky Aqua Boistinker
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
Talented Mental Disorder Jewess
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
Federal Chest-beating Address National Security Agency
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
dha tux
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
dha tux
  07/22/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Diverse black messiness

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: harsh crystalline reading party dingle berry

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Hairless Ruddy Electric Furnace

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Hospital Dragon

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Sticky Aqua Boistinker

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Sticky Aqua Boistinker

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Sticky Aqua Boistinker

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Sticky Aqua Boistinker

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Sticky Aqua Boistinker

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: hyperactive wine den

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Sticky Aqua Boistinker

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Talented Mental Disorder Jewess

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Federal Chest-beating Address National Security Agency

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Spruce Lascivious Philosopher-king

Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49122937)