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I PROMOTE THE ASSASSINATION OF ANYONE INVOLVED IN PRIVATE EQUITY
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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:15 AM Author: Chestnut Community Account Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48962073) |
Date: May 26th, 2025 10:16 AM Author: talented crystalline foreskin as a PE employee, i agree, but dont shoot me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48962074) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:19 AM Author: stimulating locale milk We do a lot of lending to PE firms and in turn are owned by them. It's a hilarious circle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48962081) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: talented crystalline foreskin ?
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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: stimulating locale milk I work at a PE owned asset manager who in turn has an alternative lending business that lends to PE players including operating subs of our own PE owners. It's kind of hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48962468) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: talented crystalline foreskin Normally its the lender that owns the PE fund in my view. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48962516) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:08 PM Author: domesticated transparent circlehead sanctuary It’s all variations on the basic theme of sticking your own penis in your asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48962519) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Chestnut Community Account Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48963499) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: stimulating locale milk We are an asset manager that is 20x bigger than the lending arm of the business which is turn is probably 20x bigger than any of our PE funds. The alts lending business has been shitty the last couple years.... The asset management business itself is booming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48965295) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: pink heady stag film laser beams What’s Schwarzman like outside the office? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48966152) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:22 AM Author: Disrespectful Orchestra Pit Cuckoldry What about employees whose companies get bought out by PE? Them too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48962088) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM Author: Chestnut Community Account Reading Party all against the wall and into the pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48962097) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: pink heady stag film laser beams But think of the middle market pesticide companies that got rolled up. Who’s gonna spray my house! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48962270) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: Chestnut Community Account Reading Party Who's gonna buy these hyperlocal raw honey companies and expose them to 666G!?!?!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48963303) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: 180 Range Party Of The First Part People hate private equity for some reason. I think it's because of Clique. The people who go into PE tend to come from the same narrow pipeline. Elite universities, bulge bracket banks, consulting firms. There’s a job interview phenotype that’s real. If you didn’t fit it, you were filtered out before you got in. It feels exclusive in the worst way: not based on ability, but polish. It reminds people of the parts of the "meritocracy" that are fake. Private equity doesn’t answer to you. It answers to a tight circle of limited partners. It doesn’t have to pretend to care what the customer thinks beyond EBITDA. And that lack of public accountability makes it feel more sinister imho. But really, what the hell is the difference between "private" and "public" equity? Discuss. |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:08 PM Author: talented crystalline foreskin PE is much more focused on short term "Gains" that come at the expense of employees rather than actually creating value.
Public companies don't leverage themselves to the hilt in order to increase ROE. |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: sepia state national security agency PE is just extreme about everything. Sometimes employees at portfolio companies who suck end up making a ton. They’d have been middle of the road suckers and PE comes along and suddenly they have a million bucks in the bank. Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that end up getting fucked the hardest often times. They don’t realize they’re given worthless equity to keep some shit comapany afloat that will be sold off in a fire sale in 3 years even though the PE firm knows it’s likely to go that way. These guys otherwise have good credentials and could have been working some chill job making even more instead of busting their asses off for worthless equity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48962985) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: talented crystalline foreskin "Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that end up getting fucked the hardest often times. They don’t realize they’re given worthless equity to keep some shit company afloat that will be sold off in a fire sale in 3 years even though the PE firm knows it’s likely to go that way."
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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:27 PM Author: Razzmatazz locus and the public. especially when PE raeps shit like healthcare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48963008) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:27 PM Author: chocolate lettuce church building They pump and dump a company, selling off and outsourcing everything possible in the name of short term gains. Then they sell off the shitty husk of what’s left to an even sketchier PE shop that specializes in companies circling the drain.
It’s basically the guys fucking the corpse on the subway, only the corpses are the companies we grew up with. |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:29 AM Author: talented crystalline foreskin wast there a poaster who fuckd his dead mom? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48963929) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: chocolate lettuce church building Many such cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48964926) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: Spectacular Ultramarine Legal Warrant Chad how about colt tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48962661) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:27 PM Author: chocolate lettuce church building It’s not a fate id necessarily spare them from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48963478) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:02 PM Author: coral brethren mods need to do something abt the antisemitism here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48964943) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: orange sandwich market But then how would ugly jews like MPA and ARE reptile be able to afford plastic chink action figures and trading cards? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48965236) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: cobalt mad cow disease MPA is Italian-Catholic or something, I'm almost sure of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2)#48965298) |