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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
Talking property boiling water
  06/13/25
wow MODS
Stimulating marketing idea
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
House-broken opaque office old irish cottage
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
Talking property boiling water
  06/13/25
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bonkers disturbing lay
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
House-broken opaque office old irish cottage
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
Talking property boiling water
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
House-broken opaque office old irish cottage
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
Talking property boiling water
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
Stimulating marketing idea
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
Talking property boiling water
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
curious glassy point
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
Swashbuckling rehab
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
Embarrassed to the bone lemon field
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
Swashbuckling rehab
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
Embarrassed to the bone lemon field
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
Talking property boiling water
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
Embarrassed to the bone lemon field
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
pungent bawdyhouse
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
Talking property boiling water
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
Embarrassed to the bone lemon field
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
pungent bawdyhouse
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
Talking property boiling water
  06/13/25
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Exciting ruddy mad-dog skullcap
  06/13/25
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curious glassy point
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
Talking property boiling water
  07/08/25
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silver 180 athletic conference candlestick maker
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
Talking property boiling water
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Talking property boiling water

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Stimulating marketing idea

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: House-broken opaque office old irish cottage

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Talking property boiling water

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: bonkers disturbing lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: House-broken opaque office old irish cottage

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Talking property boiling water

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: House-broken opaque office old irish cottage

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Talking property boiling water

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Stimulating marketing idea

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Talking property boiling water

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: curious glassy point

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling rehab

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lemon field

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling rehab

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lemon field

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Talking property boiling water

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lemon field

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: pungent bawdyhouse

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Talking property boiling water

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lemon field

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: pungent bawdyhouse

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Talking property boiling water

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Exciting ruddy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: curious glassy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Talking property boiling water

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: silver 180 athletic conference candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Talking property boiling water

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2)#49081449)