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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Frum Pistol
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
fantasy-prone well-lubricated step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
maize gunner newt
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
fantasy-prone well-lubricated step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
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sapphire space
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
Comical Cobalt Wrinkle
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I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
big blue home
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
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big blue home
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the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
self-centered brindle puppy
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
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  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Frum Pistol

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: fantasy-prone well-lubricated step-uncle's house

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: maize gunner newt

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: fantasy-prone well-lubricated step-uncle's house

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: cheese-eating sandwich place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: sapphire space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Comical Cobalt Wrinkle

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: sapphire space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: wine forum roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: godawful flesh athletic conference reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted antidepressant drug bbw

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: big blue home

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: pungent center

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: big blue home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: learning disabled henna jap

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: galvanic violent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Ivory pontificating menage hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Startled selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Wonderful rehab boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Razzle travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: self-centered brindle puppy

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Stirring erotic water buffalo foreskin

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: magenta demanding area

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Cocky hairless coffee pot native

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Buck-toothed black woman base

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating sandwich place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Pink boyish lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: godawful flesh athletic conference reading party

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057026)