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Choose one: 300k, 2 more inches of cock size, 10 IQ points

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angry market philosopher-king
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
Garnet faggotry
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
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  07/18/25
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  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
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  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
lake new version resort
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
Fishy karate
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
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  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
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  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
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  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
aromatic location dopamine
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
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  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
aromatic location dopamine
  07/18/25
girth or length?
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  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
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  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
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  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
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  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
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  07/18/25
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  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
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  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
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  07/18/25
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  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
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  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
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  07/18/25
is this a real question
overrated exhilarant telephone whorehouse
  07/18/25
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  07/18/25
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buck-toothed step-uncle's house chad
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
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  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
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  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
Narrow-minded Circlehead
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
Narrow-minded Circlehead
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
Pearl party of the first part
  07/18/25
saame
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  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
Ruby locus
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
talented sneaky criminal prole
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
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  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
Vibrant Milky Clown
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
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  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
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  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
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  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: angry market philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Garnet faggotry

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: lake new version resort

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Garnet faggotry

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac internal respiration parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: overrated exhilarant telephone whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: slate frum trust fund dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Filthy genital piercing

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: lake new version resort

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Fishy karate

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: aromatic location dopamine

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy mustard tanning salon candlestick maker

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: buck-toothed step-uncle's house chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Flickering vivacious lay

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: aromatic location dopamine

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: gaped sinister hall

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: aromatic location dopamine

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Motley Mad Cow Disease Meetinghouse

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: autistic macaca parlor

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Bipolar Razzle Cuckoldry

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Beta Love Of Her Life

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Bipolar Razzle Cuckoldry

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Frisky center old irish cottage

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: comical weed whacker

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: judgmental canary stag film

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Quadroon Messiness

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: overrated exhilarant telephone whorehouse

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: judgmental canary stag film

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: overrated exhilarant telephone whorehouse

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: massive drunken national travel guidebook

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: judgmental canary stag film

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: buck-toothed step-uncle's house chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: big-titted amethyst marketing idea sanctuary

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac internal respiration parlour

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Circlehead

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Circlehead

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Pearl party of the first part

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: coiffed bbw

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Ruby locus

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: talented sneaky criminal prole

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Adulterous soul-stirring national security agency

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Vibrant Milky Clown

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: electric shitlib ceo

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: disgusting yapping boistinker

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: buck-toothed step-uncle's house chad

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2)#49115313)