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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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Seedy affirmative action
  07/14/25
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geriatric shimmering tanning salon
  07/14/25
Ty
Seedy affirmative action
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Hilarious School
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
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  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
Seedy affirmative action
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
White doobsian coldplay fan internal respiration
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
Seedy affirmative action
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
White doobsian coldplay fan internal respiration
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Glassy Gaping Menage
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
Seedy affirmative action
  07/14/25
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ultramarine submissive indian lodge mediation
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it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
chartreuse effete alpha library
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
Balding immigrant
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
Seedy affirmative action
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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Tantric laughsome roommate meetinghouse
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mahogany deep cumskin theatre
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
Vivacious Lake Area
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
Seedy affirmative action
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
Vivacious Lake Area
  07/14/25
what a stud
Glittery sticky fat ankles potus
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
sexy copper parlour
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
Seedy affirmative action
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
impertinent stirring ratface
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
Vivacious Lake Area
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
impertinent stirring ratface
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Contagious arrogant casino
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond
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You're honor I'm gay
territorial motley juggernaut pocket flask
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
Vivacious Lake Area
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
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Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
bisexual olive temple
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
Stimulating Property
  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
White doobsian coldplay fan internal respiration
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
Seedy affirmative action
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
White doobsian coldplay fan internal respiration
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
Coiffed Step-uncle's House
  07/15/25
Best of luck
Mustard heady associate sanctuary
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good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
Spectacular spot pozpig
  07/15/25
got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
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Balding immigrant
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Glittery sticky fat ankles potus
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
crusty box office
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
Balding immigrant
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Spectacular spot pozpig
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
crusty box office
  07/15/25
Where is the link
Crimson shrine
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
Balding immigrant
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
Crimson shrine
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
Big National Security Agency
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
Internet-worthy Lay
  07/15/25
Here he comes
crusty box office
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
crusty box office
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rookie blunder
Slippery State Fanboi
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ahhhhh shit!!!
Spectacular spot pozpig
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Wow aren't laws crazy
Unholy disturbing codepig
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
Crimson shrine
  07/15/25
1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
crusty box office
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
Big National Security Agency
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embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond
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almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
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Glittery sticky fat ankles potus
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Unholy disturbing codepig
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
crusty box office
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Really makes you think huh
Crimson shrine
  07/15/25
but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
crusty box office
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Unholy disturbing codepig
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
Big National Security Agency
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Unholy disturbing codepig
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
Seedy affirmative action
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
sexy copper parlour
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baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
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Emerald dysfunction
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needs legal advice
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
Crimson shrine
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cocky cruise ship wagecucks
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Imagine?
embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond
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"I can turn him straight"
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
Seedy affirmative action
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Glittery sticky fat ankles potus
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I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
crusty box office
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond
  07/15/25
Tho humble
sexy copper parlour
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
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Big National Security Agency
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
crusty box office
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That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
Seedy affirmative action
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crusty box office
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he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Internet-worthy Lay
  07/15/25
I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond
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soul-stirring set
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Relatively modest recovery tp
Unholy disturbing codepig
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
Unholy disturbing codepig
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...
crusty box office
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Further errors tp
Unholy disturbing codepig
  07/15/25
forwent work
sexy copper parlour
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looking at their firm size tp
crusty box office
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
Crimson shrine
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
crusty box office
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
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  07/15/25
*gayer
sexy copper parlour
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
thriller brunch main people
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
Vivacious Lake Area
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
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Aromatic Toilet Seat House
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Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
Crimson shrine
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
Vivacious Lake Area
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
crusty box office
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tls fox
Emerald dysfunction
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https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
crusty box office
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lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
Emerald dysfunction
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Balding immigrant
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"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
Crimson shrine
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did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
fishy brethren black woman
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
Comical knife
  07/15/25
let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
sexy copper parlour
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
crusty box office
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Seedy affirmative action
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
frum famous landscape painting
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Seedy affirmative action
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You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
frum famous landscape painting
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It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
Seedy affirmative action
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
frum famous landscape painting
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
Seedy affirmative action
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
frum famous landscape painting
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Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
Seedy affirmative action
  07/15/25
Defense taking umbrage tp
crusty box office
  07/15/25
I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
frum famous landscape painting
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Glittery sticky fat ankles potus
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Emerald dysfunction
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
Tantric laughsome roommate meetinghouse
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
Balding immigrant
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Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
vibrant nubile center
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
dark haunted graveyard
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stfu fag
sexy copper parlour
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It is good to be home.
dark haunted graveyard
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the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
soul-stirring set
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Balding immigrant
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
Canary domesticated macaca
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
soul-stirring set
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
Canary domesticated macaca
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
soul-stirring set
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ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Canary domesticated macaca
  07/15/25
He’s really good
Aromatic Toilet Seat House
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
exhilarant address
  07/15/25
180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
Crimson shrine
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
mind-boggling nighttime headpube
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
soul-stirring set
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slaveholders were 180 tho
sexy copper parlour
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
mind-boggling nighttime headpube
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wonderful pearly senate
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
Coiffed Step-uncle's House
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you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
soul-stirring set
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You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
Rough-skinned razzle den
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Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
Rough-skinned razzle den
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ty pumo
Seedy affirmative action
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Hilarious School
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this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
soul-stirring set
  07/16/25
You have no idea what you are talking about.
primrose curious prole school cafeteria
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
soul-stirring set
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exhilarant address
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If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
dashing bawdyhouse
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Unholy disturbing codepig
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Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
marvelous zippy hospital therapy
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You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
Aphrodisiac Market Filthpig
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Gorgeous guy
Seedy affirmative action
  07/16/25
So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
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At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
exhilarant address
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: geriatric shimmering tanning salon

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: White doobsian coldplay fan internal respiration

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: White doobsian coldplay fan internal respiration

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: White doobsian coldplay fan internal respiration

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Glassy Gaping Menage

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: chartreuse effete alpha library

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Balding immigrant

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Balding immigrant

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Lake Area

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Vivacious Lake Area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Glittery sticky fat ankles potus

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: sexy copper parlour

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: impertinent stirring ratface

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Lake Area

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: impertinent stirring ratface

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond

The N-word would be a clever wink

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: territorial motley juggernaut pocket flask

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Lake Area

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: bisexual olive temple

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: bisexual olive temple

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Stimulating Property

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: White doobsian coldplay fan internal respiration

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: White doobsian coldplay fan internal respiration

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Coiffed Step-uncle's House

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Mustard heady associate sanctuary

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Spectacular spot pozpig

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: crusty box office

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Balding immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Glittery sticky fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: crusty box office

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Balding immigrant

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Spectacular spot pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: crusty box office

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Crimson shrine

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Balding immigrant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Crimson shrine

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Big National Security Agency

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lay

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: crusty box office

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: crusty box office

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Slippery State Fanboi

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Spectacular spot pozpig

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Unholy disturbing codepig

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Crimson shrine

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: crusty box office

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Big National Security Agency

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: crusty box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring set

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: amethyst splenetic piazza selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Glittery sticky fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Unholy disturbing codepig

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: crusty box office

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Crimson shrine

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: crusty box office

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Unholy disturbing codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Big National Security Agency

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Unholy disturbing codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: sexy copper parlour

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Vivacious Lake Area

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Unholy disturbing codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Lascivious sable double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: frum famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: mahogany deep cumskin theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Contagious arrogant casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Canary domesticated macaca

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Crimson shrine

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: cocky cruise ship wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: crusty box office

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Balding immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Crimson shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Aromatic Toilet Seat House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling nighttime headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: mahogany deep cumskin theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: dashing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Glittery sticky fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: crusty box office

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: sexy copper parlour

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Lascivious sable double fault

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Big National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: crusty box office

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: crusty box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lay

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone french chef generalized bond

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Unholy disturbing codepig

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Unholy disturbing codepig

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: crusty box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Unholy disturbing codepig

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: sexy copper parlour

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: crusty box office

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Crimson shrine

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: crusty box office

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: thriller brunch main people

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: sexy copper parlour

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: thriller brunch main people

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Lake Area

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Aromatic Toilet Seat House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: chartreuse effete alpha library

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: mahogany deep cumskin theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: trip frisky office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: amethyst splenetic piazza selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: territorial motley juggernaut pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: marvelous zippy hospital therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Crimson shrine

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Vivacious Lake Area

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: crusty box office

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: crusty box office

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Balding immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Crimson shrine

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: fishy brethren black woman

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Comical knife

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: sexy copper parlour

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: crusty box office

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: frum famous landscape painting

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: frum famous landscape painting

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: frum famous landscape painting

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: frum famous landscape painting

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: crusty box office

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: frum famous landscape painting

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Glittery sticky fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: rusted stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Tantric laughsome roommate meetinghouse

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Balding immigrant

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: vibrant nubile center

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: dark haunted graveyard

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: sexy copper parlour

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: dark haunted graveyard

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring set

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Balding immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Canary domesticated macaca

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring set

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Canary domesticated macaca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring set

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Canary domesticated macaca

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Aromatic Toilet Seat House

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: exhilarant address

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Crimson shrine

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling nighttime headpube

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring set

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: sexy copper parlour

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling nighttime headpube

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: wonderful pearly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Coiffed Step-uncle's House

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring set

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned razzle den

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned razzle den

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Hilarious School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring set

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: primrose curious prole school cafeteria

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring set

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: exhilarant address

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: dashing bawdyhouse

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Unholy disturbing codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: marvelous zippy hospital therapy

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Market Filthpig

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Seedy affirmative action

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: lavender travel guidebook police squad

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: exhilarant address

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105370)