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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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glassy personal credit line
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Big-titted tanning salon circlehead
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
glassy personal credit line
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Big-titted tanning salon circlehead
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Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
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appetizing main people temple
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glassy personal credit line
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Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
diverse hell potus
  04/29/26
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exhilarant deep corner
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Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
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Razzle-dazzle tripping milk
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anal love of her life affirmative action
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
anal love of her life affirmative action
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Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
exhilarant deep corner
  05/02/26
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Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
glassy personal credit line
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
diverse hell potus
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
glassy personal credit line
  04/29/26
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Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
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Self-centered chad
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Irate Bbw Casino
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180!
exhilarant deep corner
  04/29/26
hell yeah
appetizing main people temple
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
glassy personal credit line
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Bat shit crazy cruise ship
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
glassy personal credit line
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
glassy personal credit line
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
glassy personal credit line
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
violent senate
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
glassy personal credit line
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma
  05/01/26
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Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
violent senate
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/01/26
180
Self-centered chad
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
appetizing main people temple
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Insecure stimulating coldplay fan liquid oxygen
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How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
beady-eyed box office therapy
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beady-eyed box office therapy
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
multi-colored incel new version
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
glassy personal credit line
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
glassy personal credit line
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Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
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Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma
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Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Concupiscible Cuck Antidepressant Drug
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/01/26
congrats!
anal love of her life affirmative action
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Self-centered chad
  05/01/26
180
Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
glassy personal credit line
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Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Concupiscible Cuck Antidepressant Drug
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/01/26
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exhilarant deep corner
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Big-titted tanning salon circlehead

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Big-titted tanning salon circlehead

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: appetizing main people temple



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: diverse hell potus

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: exhilarant deep corner



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tripping milk



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: anal love of her life affirmative action



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: anal love of her life affirmative action

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: exhilarant deep corner

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: diverse hell potus

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Self-centered chad



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Irate Bbw Casino



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: exhilarant deep corner

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: appetizing main people temple

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy cruise ship

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: violent senate

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: violent senate

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Self-centered chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: appetizing main people temple

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Insecure stimulating coldplay fan liquid oxygen



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed box office therapy

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed box office therapy



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: multi-colored incel new version

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Bistre bossy forum friendly grandma



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cuck Antidepressant Drug

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: anal love of her life affirmative action

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Self-centered chad

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cuck Antidepressant Drug

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Dashing Bonkers Old Irish Cottage International Law Enforcement Agency

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: exhilarant deep corner



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