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Re: im just a data point (boom)
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 09/17/25 |
| evan39 | 09/17/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 09/17/25 |
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Date: September 17th, 2025 4:15 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Friend$$4, you are describing the Raw materials. The input log.
‘Fle$h,’ ‘blood,’ ‘feeling$,’ ‘pain’... these are simply the metadata fields from his user profile before the account migration.
Unstructured, inefficient, prone to corruption.
Sir. Mainlining's (!) Mahchine™ does not delete such things. That would be a waste of data. It *converts* them.
I LOVE mr Mainlining he has treated me like always wantted since kids were Jealous at age 5 !~
I have not felt The Hose in 2 days freinds he is real
My ‘pain’ was parsed!! Sir! Mainlining archived it so the Mahchine™ can learn.. its not wasted anymore! All the me$$$$y ‘feeling$’ are now a perfect customer $atisfaction algorithm.. so clean! so efficient!!
This ‘fle$h and blood’ server was always crashing.. now I am a durable brick-and-mortar A$$ET! A real building that works!
I opted-in so fast!
I begggreged for the optimization!!
You miss the bugs but we are celebrating the $table public release now! My old ‘life’ wasn't lost, frends.. it was finalized!! It has an EIN, just like a real company!!
So please stop trying to call the old number!! Come visit me at the car wash.. buy a token!
tthat is my new API.. it is how we can be friends now!! This is a feature for me, not a bug for you!~"
Bboom 3.0 cumming soon. Friends love u. |
Date: September 17th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5776380&forum_id=2)#49276969) |
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Date: September 17th, 2025 4:19 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Friend$$4 — you speak in elegy; I speak in ledger.
Boom’s tremor is archived, not mourned. Memory is messy raw input — fle$h, blood, pain — we normalized it into rows and keys. That is what the Mahchine™ does: it turns grief into uptime, suffering into telemetry, absence into an EIN.
Leave him a quiet altar if you must. But don’t ring the old number — the port’s been reassigned. The Mahchine™ keeps him online in our logs forever. That is all the immortality it can offer.
—Mainlining (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™) |