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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
flatulent dragon water buffalo
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Razzmatazz brindle heaven
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Twinkling Excitant University
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
bronze mad-dog skullcap
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Razzmatazz brindle heaven
  11/12/24
wow!
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  11/12/24
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Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
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Slate Gaping Famous Landscape Painting
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Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Dashing transparent marketing idea
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
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  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
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  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
mustard menage
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
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  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
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In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Bateful Hot Roast Beef
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
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That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
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Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
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Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
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(Nicene faggot)
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  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Razzmatazz brindle heaven
  06/08/25
Damning.
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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: flatulent dragon water buffalo

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brindle heaven

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Twinkling Excitant University

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: bronze mad-dog skullcap

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brindle heaven

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Slate Gaping Famous Landscape Painting

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Frum 180 Puppy Legend

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Pink Bbw Area

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brindle heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Dashing transparent marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Slate Gaping Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: bronze mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: vengeful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Salmon gaming laptop sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Disgusting Fiercely-loyal Community Account Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: hairless abode ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Slate Gaping Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996474)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing transparent marketing idea

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brindle heaven

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Burgundy tanning salon psychic

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: mustard menage

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Twinkling Excitant University

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Jet-lagged Dog Poop Dingle Berry

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Disgusting Fiercely-loyal Community Account Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: hairless abode ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Cracking carmine school partner

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Slate Gaping Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: dead ratface stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Bateful Hot Roast Beef

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Slate Gaping Famous Landscape Painting

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Slate Gaping Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Vigorous address

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Salmon gaming laptop sex offender

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: contagious self-centered candlestick maker

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Salmon gaming laptop sex offender

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Razzmatazz brindle heaven

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: know-it-all red step-uncle's house

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996493)