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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Heady weed whacker
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
copper diverse site
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
mewling associate
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
copper diverse site
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Olive bipolar puppy
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Stirring Azure Resort French Chef
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
ruddy painfully honest dragon kitchen
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Stirring Azure Resort French Chef
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adulterous lascivious fortuitous meteor national
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Duck-like Ticket Booth Tank
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
primrose hall
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
beady-eyed umber tattoo
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
Soggy hairraiser faggot firefighter
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beady-eyed umber tattoo
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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thirsty son of senegal indian lodge
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Excitant Sickened Boistinker
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
vigorous range
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
cerebral turquoise sanctuary
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
silver factory reset button
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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odious address
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Olive bipolar puppy
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Aquamarine Tantric Office
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Heady weed whacker

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: copper diverse site

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: mewling associate

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: copper diverse site

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Olive bipolar puppy



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Stirring Azure Resort French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: ruddy painfully honest dragon kitchen

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Stirring Azure Resort French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: adulterous lascivious fortuitous meteor national

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Tank



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: primrose hall

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed umber tattoo

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Soggy hairraiser faggot firefighter

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed umber tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: purple pisswyrm locale

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: orchid fluffy lodge electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: odious address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Zombie-like Peach Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: odious address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: thirsty son of senegal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Excitant Sickened Boistinker

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: vigorous range

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: cerebral turquoise sanctuary

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: silver factory reset button

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Citrine friendly grandma point

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: odious address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Olive bipolar puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine Tantric Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Tank

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057026)