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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
titillating stag film
  06/30/25
wow lol
swashbuckling godawful rehab
  06/30/25
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Bull headed sinister step-uncle's house fat ankles
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
swashbuckling godawful rehab
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
titillating stag film
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Excitant painfully honest jew
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
titillating stag film
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
zippy irradiated internal respiration theatre
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Mewling violent garrison trump supporter
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
swashbuckling godawful rehab
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
beta internet-worthy hairy legs national
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
titillating stag film
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Mewling violent garrison trump supporter
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Silver medicated community account elastic band
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
swashbuckling godawful rehab
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
titillating stag film
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
180 Grizzly Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Frum Umber Plaza Masturbator
  06/30/25
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rose hairraiser yarmulke
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Spectacular business firm codepig
  06/30/25
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titillating stag film
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Mahogany corner goal in life
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Exciting Boltzmann
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
exhilarant slippery university
  06/30/25
...
beta internet-worthy hairy legs national
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Silver medicated community account elastic band
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Unholy charismatic parlour
  07/01/25
...
Exciting Boltzmann
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Vibrant awkward sandwich
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Confused dopamine
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Fragrant locale athletic conference
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Wonderful trust fund place of business
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
impressive philosopher-king
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
ocher contagious sound barrier
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: titillating stag film

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling godawful rehab

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Bull headed sinister step-uncle's house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling godawful rehab

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: titillating stag film

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Excitant painfully honest jew

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: titillating stag film

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: zippy irradiated internal respiration theatre

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Mewling violent garrison trump supporter

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling godawful rehab

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: beta internet-worthy hairy legs national

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: titillating stag film

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Mewling violent garrison trump supporter

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Silver medicated community account elastic band

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling godawful rehab

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: titillating stag film

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: 180 Grizzly Mental Disorder

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Frum Umber Plaza Masturbator

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: rose hairraiser yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Spectacular business firm codepig

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: titillating stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Mahogany corner goal in life

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Exciting Boltzmann

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: exhilarant slippery university

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: beta internet-worthy hairy legs national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Silver medicated community account elastic band

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Unholy charismatic parlour

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Exciting Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Vibrant awkward sandwich

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Confused dopamine

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Fragrant locale athletic conference

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Wonderful trust fund place of business

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: impressive philosopher-king

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: ocher contagious sound barrier

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065360)