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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Rebellious skinny woman property
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Rebellious skinny woman property
  05/01/26
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Flushed fighting newt
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Hideous cumskin kitchen
  04/29/26
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Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
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Flushed fighting newt
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Indigo Incel
  04/29/26
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heady kink-friendly library
  04/29/26
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Flushed fighting newt
  05/01/26
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Doobsian rehab therapy
  04/30/26
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rough-skinned concupiscible public bath sound barrier
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
rough-skinned concupiscible public bath sound barrier
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Flushed fighting newt
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
heady kink-friendly library
  05/02/26
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Flushed fighting newt
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Indigo Incel
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
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Flushed fighting newt
  04/29/26
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amethyst party of the first part brunch
  04/29/26
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fishy disrespectful office
  04/29/26
180!
heady kink-friendly library
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Hideous cumskin kitchen
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
arousing chapel jap
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
vivacious saffron menage
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
vivacious saffron menage
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Sexy federal native yarmulke
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
vivacious saffron menage
  05/01/26
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Flushed fighting newt
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Sexy federal native yarmulke
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
vivacious saffron menage
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Flushed fighting newt
  05/01/26
180
amethyst party of the first part brunch
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Hideous cumskin kitchen
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Tripping half-breed ticket booth
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
mahogany space dragon
  04/30/26
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mahogany space dragon
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Titillating Painfully Honest Legend Base
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
vivacious saffron menage
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
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Flushed fighting newt
  05/01/26
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vivacious saffron menage
  05/01/26
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Flushed fighting newt
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
charcoal stage
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Flushed fighting newt
  05/01/26
congrats!
rough-skinned concupiscible public bath sound barrier
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
amethyst party of the first part brunch
  05/01/26
180
Flushed fighting newt
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
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Flushed fighting newt
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
charcoal stage
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Flushed fighting newt
  05/01/26
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heady kink-friendly library
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Rebellious skinny woman property

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Rebellious skinny woman property

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Hideous cumskin kitchen



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Indigo Incel

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: heady kink-friendly library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Doobsian rehab therapy



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: rough-skinned concupiscible public bath sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: rough-skinned concupiscible public bath sound barrier

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: heady kink-friendly library

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Indigo Incel

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: amethyst party of the first part brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: fishy disrespectful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: heady kink-friendly library

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Hideous cumskin kitchen

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: arousing chapel jap

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: vivacious saffron menage

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: vivacious saffron menage

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Sexy federal native yarmulke

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: vivacious saffron menage

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Sexy federal native yarmulke

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: vivacious saffron menage

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: amethyst party of the first part brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Hideous cumskin kitchen

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Tripping half-breed ticket booth



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: mahogany space dragon

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: mahogany space dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Titillating Painfully Honest Legend Base

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: vivacious saffron menage

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: vivacious saffron menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: charcoal stage

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: rough-skinned concupiscible public bath sound barrier

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: amethyst party of the first part brunch

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating center haunted graveyard

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: charcoal stage

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Flushed fighting newt

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: heady kink-friendly library



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