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Cobb salad an acceptable lunch for a dude?

Been trying to get away from mcdonalds and taco bell. Trying...
Unholy fat ankles weed whacker
  07/14/15
No. That's gay. Plus those salads usually have way more calo...
domesticated ratface
  07/14/15
I said I WANT calories brother.
Unholy fat ankles weed whacker
  07/14/15
cobb is fine - it's in my rotation.
Rose awkward heaven
  07/14/15
I like cobb salad and its definitely a meal, but LOL at thin...
Khaki Messiness
  07/14/15
this. I never do.
Unholy fat ankles weed whacker
  07/14/15
Yes. It's the GOAT salad.
Beady-eyed magical windowlicker
  07/14/15
Seems like the athlete's salad. Didn't know if athlete and s...
Unholy fat ankles weed whacker
  07/14/15
Sure it can.
Beady-eyed magical windowlicker
  07/14/15
awesome brother
Unholy fat ankles weed whacker
  07/14/15
My personal take is that a salad should be pretty simple. Gr...
Trip Chocolate Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/14/15
wtf is cobb salad? wait a second, dont answer that - i dont ...
Sick trailer park
  07/14/15
It's a table salad with copious amounts of chicken, cheese, ...
Trip Chocolate Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/14/15
Wrong. A real cobb salad has vinaigrette.
Khaki Messiness
  07/14/15
I've never actually ordered one, but okay.
Trip Chocolate Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/14/15
cr. i have no idea what a cobb salad is. i've heard of it. b...
Charcoal comical institution
  07/14/15
(jew who doesn't watch CYE)
anal feces striped hyena
  07/14/15
is there a CYE ep about a cobb salad??
Charcoal comical institution
  07/14/15
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0551429/ you're done here you...
anal feces striped hyena
  07/14/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ULYWaUZMLA
Charcoal comical institution
  07/14/15
lol, 180 episode
anal feces striped hyena
  07/14/15
protip: order the cob with a side of dressing. dip your fork...
Floppy twinkling dragon
  07/14/15
ayo, that's a gay as fuck way to eat a salad though
misanthropic genital piercing
  07/14/15
calories is what i want. I'm an athlete. Not a bony hooked n...
Unholy fat ankles weed whacker
  07/14/15
...
citrine pisswyrm
  07/14/15
If it's calories you seek, eat 2 lbs of grilled chicken brea...
dun motley cruise ship sound barrier
  07/14/15
I think the credited calorie salad now is a QUINOA SALAD WIT...
Mahogany Nudist Queen Of The Night
  07/14/15
cobb salad is a great way to get your fat and protein withou...
Overrated stimulating chapel factory reset button
  07/14/15
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Sooty Vibrant Dingle Berry Business Firm
  06/05/25
yeah
Garnet kitty cat digit ratio
  06/05/25
Yes. Jesus Christ. Who the fuck cares what others think of y...
Hyperactive orange travel guidebook
  06/05/25
no women itt plz
Garnet kitty cat digit ratio
  06/05/25


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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: Unholy fat ankles weed whacker

Been trying to get away from mcdonalds and taco bell. Trying to eat somewhat healthier yet still get 1000 calories. Is cobb salad ok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28327956)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: domesticated ratface

No. That's gay. Plus those salads usually have way more calories than you think when dressing is factored in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28327967)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Unholy fat ankles weed whacker

I said I WANT calories brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28327975)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Rose awkward heaven

cobb is fine - it's in my rotation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28327996)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Khaki Messiness

I like cobb salad and its definitely a meal, but LOL at thinking its somehow "healthier" (unless you never eat any other salad or vegetables)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328111)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: Unholy fat ankles weed whacker

this. I never do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328409)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed magical windowlicker

Yes. It's the GOAT salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28327962)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Unholy fat ankles weed whacker

Seems like the athlete's salad. Didn't know if athlete and salad should be used in the same sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28327980)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed magical windowlicker

Sure it can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28327989)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Unholy fat ankles weed whacker

awesome brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28327994)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Trip Chocolate Mad-dog Skullcap

My personal take is that a salad should be pretty simple. Greens, tomatoes, a little onion, maybe some radish or shaved beets or carrot. And a little vinaigrette. If you want a meat protein, do a chicken breast or a nice piece of fish on the side. Cobb salads are garish with all of their ingredients, horrific dressings, and reek of proledom. Might as well just get a Big Mac instead of the Cobb Salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328064)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Sick trailer park

wtf is cobb salad? wait a second, dont answer that - i dont care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328122)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Trip Chocolate Mad-dog Skullcap

It's a table salad with copious amounts of chicken, cheese, bacon, and egg mixed in. Oh, and some type of creamy dressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328135)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Khaki Messiness

Wrong. A real cobb salad has vinaigrette.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328140)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Trip Chocolate Mad-dog Skullcap

I've never actually ordered one, but okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328183)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Charcoal comical institution

cr. i have no idea what a cobb salad is. i've heard of it. but not sure what it is. always seems like something they'd have at a prole goy chain restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328142)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: anal feces striped hyena

(jew who doesn't watch CYE)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328197)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Charcoal comical institution

is there a CYE ep about a cobb salad??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328212)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: anal feces striped hyena

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0551429/

you're done here you phony jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328239)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:27 PM
Author: Charcoal comical institution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ULYWaUZMLA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328384)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: anal feces striped hyena

lol, 180 episode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328398)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Floppy twinkling dragon

protip: order the cob with a side of dressing. dip your fork in the dressin before skewering your salad with your fork; and then consume. this cuts out excess salad dressing calories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328141)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: misanthropic genital piercing

ayo, that's a gay as fuck way to eat a salad though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328165)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Unholy fat ankles weed whacker

calories is what i want. I'm an athlete. Not a bony hooked nose nebbish from the Upper East Side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328194)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: citrine pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328232)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: dun motley cruise ship sound barrier

If it's calories you seek, eat 2 lbs of grilled chicken breast or salmon. Want some veggies, eat a carrot or an onion but don't go obfuscating your intake by ordering a sald of unknown composition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328151)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Mahogany Nudist Queen Of The Night

I think the credited calorie salad now is a QUINOA SALAD WITH ONE OR EVEN TWO HEAPING SIDES OF CHICKEN, OR POSSIBLY THALMON ON TOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328223)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: Overrated stimulating chapel factory reset button

cobb salad is a great way to get your fat and protein without many carbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#28328433)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Sooty Vibrant Dingle Berry Business Firm



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Date: June 5th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Garnet kitty cat digit ratio

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#48990628)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive orange travel guidebook

Yes. Jesus Christ. Who the fuck cares what others think of your salad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#48990681)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Garnet kitty cat digit ratio

no women itt plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935253&forum_id=2)#48990692)