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Crazy how Alive Girl’s big tits turned Bezos into a Trumpmo

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yellow excitant psychic wrinkle
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cerebral meetinghouse
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Razzmatazz Range
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The same guy twenty years ago: https://i.insider.com/56e0...
cobalt haunted graveyard
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Beta kitty cat mother
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Razzmatazz Range
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costumed stage round eye
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It's never too late to maek it
Soul-stirring Boistinker Digit Ratio
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yellow excitant psychic wrinkle
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They are 180.
infuriating bonkers field boltzmann
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big flatulent sneaky criminal voyeur
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she's hideous
Vivacious impertinent temple ratface
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cracking market
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She ruined her face. Her tits are too big and comical. Other...
dull razzle milk mad-dog skullcap
  06/21/25
have you ever once seen a celebrity successfully reverse a s...
cocky rambunctious public bath rigpig
  06/21/25
Her face has been super hacked up for like 20 years: https...
multi-colored painfully honest theater stage wagecucks
  06/21/25
It’s rare but like the dood above said, Kris Jenner. I...
dull razzle milk mad-dog skullcap
  06/21/25
I gather he has some problem with just going the Leo route w...
multi-colored painfully honest theater stage wagecucks
  06/21/25
Bezos is definitely a cuck someone once posted that the e...
Beta kitty cat mother
  06/21/25
Alive Girl is just his daily driver and public facing arm ca...
Boyish Pit
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This is my assumption and I'd be astounded if I was wrong.
Yapping splenetic shitlib
  06/21/25
none of the techbro billionaires are confident enough to be ...
cocky rambunctious public bath rigpig
  06/21/25
He's pretty private. The names of his four kids isn't even p...
Yapping splenetic shitlib
  06/21/25
I’m sure this is a component, but it also seems like d...
multi-colored painfully honest theater stage wagecucks
  06/21/25
I honestly hate to say it but Occam's razor
Yapping splenetic shitlib
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https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/01/970300...
Slippery tank parlor
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Will big titty Latina milfs be the salvation of western masc...
Boyish Pit
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wow
180 fortuitous meteor stead
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not gonna lie her body is perfect, she is probably a freak i...
Crawly mental disorder
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Date: November 17th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: Slippery tank parlor

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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: yellow excitant psychic wrinkle



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Date: January 24th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Slippery tank parlor



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Date: February 22nd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: cerebral meetinghouse



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Range



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: cobalt haunted graveyard

The same guy twenty years ago:

https://i.insider.com/56e0ac9a91058427008b55a3?width=600&format=jpeg&auto=webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#48686100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 5:08 AM
Author: Beta kitty cat mother



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Range



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: costumed stage round eye



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Boistinker Digit Ratio

It's never too late to maek it

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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: yellow excitant psychic wrinkle



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: infuriating bonkers field boltzmann

They are 180.

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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:03 AM
Author: big flatulent sneaky criminal voyeur



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Vivacious impertinent temple ratface

she's hideous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49036958)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: cracking market



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: dull razzle milk mad-dog skullcap

She ruined her face. Her tits are too big and comical. Otherwise her body looks good I guess. Her face looks like ass though. I wonder if he can get a good surgeon to undo whatever she had done to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49036987)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: cocky rambunctious public bath rigpig

have you ever once seen a celebrity successfully reverse a shitty plastic surgery

it just gets worse the more they try to "fix" it. she's fucked for the rest of her life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49037006)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: multi-colored painfully honest theater stage wagecucks

Her face has been super hacked up for like 20 years:

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-lauren-sanchez-2009-american-music-awards-arrivals-held-at-the-nokia-35816014.html

That generation of celebrities also got that disgusting filler that calcifies and floats around in their faces, but I think it’s possible to deal with that eg Kris Jenner definitely had this and did something to address it. Alive Girl’s main issue that makes her face look so bizarre today is the massive bimbo lips, but I can imagine Bezos may have a CBA calculus on those that are like her huge fake tits ie there’s a sexual utility benefit that outweighs any concerns about social stigma.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49037021)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: dull razzle milk mad-dog skullcap

It’s rare but like the dood above said, Kris Jenner. It has to be possible. Her fave looks awful. Her lips are just awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49037047)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: multi-colored painfully honest theater stage wagecucks

I gather he has some problem with just going the Leo route with an infinite loop of 20 year old models. But stipulating to that moronic premise, I can somewhat understand this, especially if he mainly fucks her doggystyle. For one thing, he’s from Miami, so of course this would be his type. But more importantly, from the neck down her body is 99.9th percentile for non-gay dudes who can appreciate the appeal of giant fake tits. And I can also see how it would be flattering to a dweeb like Bezos to be Eskimo brothers with Tony Gonzalez, ie basically every time she pretends to enjoy fucking him and/or lies to him about TG’s cock not being an 11”x8.5” monster fuck stick that is 400-500x bigger he gets to feel like he’s a stud capable of pleasing a woman who had a virility maxxed bro at his physical peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49037000)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Beta kitty cat mother

Bezos is definitely a cuck

someone once posted that the essence of the cuck fetish is the cuck is (in his mind anyways) “competing” with the bull’s sperm. so in that sense Bezos thinks he’s equal to or better than the ultimate jock Gonzalez, who obviously represents the Jocks who shoved him into lockers in school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49037018)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Boyish Pit

Alive Girl is just his daily driver and public facing arm candy. She’s absolutely curating his Leo-style rotating harem for him and joyfully joining in the group sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49037027)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Yapping splenetic shitlib

This is my assumption and I'd be astounded if I was wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49037616)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: cocky rambunctious public bath rigpig

none of the techbro billionaires are confident enough to be able to keep that sort of thing to themselves. if bezos had a leo-like stable of 20 year olds it wouldn't be on the down low, he'd be carrying them around on yachts for everyone to see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49037625)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Yapping splenetic shitlib

He's pretty private. The names of his four kids isn't even public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49038197)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: multi-colored painfully honest theater stage wagecucks

I’m sure this is a component, but it also seems like dude is very into Brazzers style, huge titted MILFs. I’m mainly questioning the public facing choice here, ie he obviously perceives her as a corrective for whatever feelings he had about being King of the Nerds for 20 years, but we all know he’s wealthy enough to do way better. So I’m curious about whether it’s a disconnect in his appraisal of the public perception and overindexing on the experience of being at a big event with lots of famous people or if he just really loves Brazzers MILFs and he’s now out to the world about it and doesn’t care if we all think she’s trashy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49037626)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Yapping splenetic shitlib

I honestly hate to say it but Occam's razor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49038070)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Slippery tank parlor

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/01/97030007.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49038085)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Boyish Pit

Will big titty Latina milfs be the salvation of western masculinity and men? Find out on the new season of humanity coming 2030-2055!

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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: 180 fortuitous meteor stead

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49037048)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Crawly mental disorder

not gonna lie her body is perfect, she is probably a freak in the bed and has no problem with him philandering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49037113)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Bateful haunting azn

Imagine how much of a loser you have to be to be one of the richest men in history and that is what you marry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2)#49038205)