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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
Marvelous plum elastic band
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
Sinister fighting main people dilemma
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
harsh hyperactive crotch
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
blue titillating antidepressant drug
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
Marvelous plum elastic band
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
At-the-ready cruise ship goal in life
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
Marvelous plum elastic band
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
snowy glittery chad macaca
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
Marvelous plum elastic band
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
Marvelous plum elastic band
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
snowy glittery chad macaca
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
Marvelous plum elastic band
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
snowy glittery chad macaca
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
Marvelous plum elastic band
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
snowy glittery chad macaca
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
Marvelous plum elastic band
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
snowy glittery chad macaca
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
Marvelous plum elastic band
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
Brindle racy church
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
Marvelous plum elastic band
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
snowy glittery chad macaca
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
avocado address
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
Marvelous plum elastic band
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
Marvelous plum elastic band
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
Marvelous plum elastic band
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
Mahogany casino sneaky criminal
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
Marvelous plum elastic band
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
Brindle racy church
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
Marvelous plum elastic band
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
Brindle racy church
  07/22/25
I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall
jock itch
  08/04/25
no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few mo...
jock itch
  08/04/25
I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst...
dha tux
  08/05/25
I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chil...
Judas Jones
  08/05/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Sinister fighting main people dilemma

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: harsh hyperactive crotch

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: blue titillating antidepressant drug

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready cruise ship goal in life

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: snowy glittery chad macaca

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: snowy glittery chad macaca

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: snowy glittery chad macaca

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: snowy glittery chad macaca

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: snowy glittery chad macaca

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Brindle racy church

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: snowy glittery chad macaca

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: avocado address

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Mahogany casino sneaky criminal

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Brindle racy church

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Marvelous plum elastic band

5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Brindle racy church

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49122937)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: jock itch

I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49154913)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: jock itch

no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few more rounds from months ago i need to fart out.

https://imgur.com/2Y9OItP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49156342)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst score ever, the following day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49158577)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Judas Jones

I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chill, fratty, Triple-Bogey-Double-Double-Triple stretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2)#49158620)