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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
sexy stock car
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
sexy stock car
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
orange razzle-dazzle idiot
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman
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dull native useless brakes
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18000000000000
Out-of-control greedy hunting ground trailer park
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elite multi-colored boistinker temple
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orange razzle-dazzle idiot
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glittery striped hyena
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Appetizing mediation
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Startled Haunting Property
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Marvelous walnut center coldplay fan
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beady-eyed parlor
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Crystalline brunch
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Bronze chapel newt
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Indigo Old Irish Cottage Field
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learning disabled school dog poop
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Vivacious Pit Internal Respiration
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Crawly ticket booth son of senegal
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Splenetic Wild Sanctuary Alpha
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
elite multi-colored boistinker temple
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
sexy stock car
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
elite multi-colored boistinker temple
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
elite multi-colored boistinker temple
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
sexy stock car
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
elite multi-colored boistinker temple
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
hairless thirsty home keepsake machete
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
elite multi-colored boistinker temple
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
opaque pontificating jewess stead
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Dun Voyeur Kitchen
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Splenetic Wild Sanctuary Alpha
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Appetizing mediation
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
talented balding roast beef quadroon
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Trip tan indian lodge crotch
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Marvelous walnut center coldplay fan
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
hairless thirsty home keepsake machete
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
hairless thirsty home keepsake machete
  07/07/25
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Crystalline brunch
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Trip tan indian lodge crotch
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
hairless thirsty home keepsake machete
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Crystalline brunch
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Crystalline brunch
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Crystalline brunch
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe
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Appetizing mediation
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Crystalline brunch
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Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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elite multi-colored boistinker temple
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Crystalline brunch
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Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Infuriating church building international law enforcement agency
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
learning disabled school dog poop
  07/11/25
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Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
peach fanboi set
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: sexy stock car

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: sexy stock car

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: orange razzle-dazzle idiot

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: dull native useless brakes



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Out-of-control greedy hunting ground trailer park

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: elite multi-colored boistinker temple



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: orange razzle-dazzle idiot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: glittery striped hyena



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Appetizing mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Startled Haunting Property



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Marvelous walnut center coldplay fan



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed parlor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Crystalline brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Bronze chapel newt



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Indigo Old Irish Cottage Field



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: learning disabled school dog poop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Internal Respiration



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Crawly ticket booth son of senegal



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Splenetic Wild Sanctuary Alpha



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: elite multi-colored boistinker temple

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: sexy stock car

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: elite multi-colored boistinker temple

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: elite multi-colored boistinker temple

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: sexy stock car

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: elite multi-colored boistinker temple

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: hairless thirsty home keepsake machete

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: elite multi-colored boistinker temple

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: opaque pontificating jewess stead

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Dun Voyeur Kitchen

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Splenetic Wild Sanctuary Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Appetizing mediation

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: talented balding roast beef quadroon

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Trip tan indian lodge crotch

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Marvelous walnut center coldplay fan

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: hairless thirsty home keepsake machete

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: hairless thirsty home keepsake machete

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Trip tan indian lodge crotch

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: hairless thirsty home keepsake machete

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Misunderstood Lemon Personal Credit Line Giraffe

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Appetizing mediation



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Sapphire Comical Cruise Ship Legal Warrant

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: elite multi-colored boistinker temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Infuriating church building international law enforcement agency

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: learning disabled school dog poop

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling obsidian station skinny woman



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: peach fanboi set

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099235)