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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
Confused Regret Stage
  08/14/26
Lol
Flushed Temple Chad
  08/14/26
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Crusty location
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
Confused Regret Stage
  08/14/26
cq
topaz ratface
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
Translucent Tattoo
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
Confused Regret Stage
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
mind-boggling shrine cuck
  08/16/26
180 political ad
Aquamarine milk parlor
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
Crusty location
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
Puce Lascivious Corn Cake
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
Erotic frum hissy fit
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
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  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
Confused Regret Stage
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
Aquamarine milk parlor
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
Mewling Lavender Brunch
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
aggressive personal credit line
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
Confused Regret Stage
  08/16/26
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alcoholic stimulating friendly grandma
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Crawly faggot firefighter
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
Sapphire floppy library
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
180 heaven trump supporter
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  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
aromatic party of the first part organic girlfriend
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
180 heaven trump supporter
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
aromatic party of the first part organic girlfriend
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
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  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
aromatic party of the first part organic girlfriend
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
alcoholic stimulating friendly grandma
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
Flushed Temple Chad
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
Translucent Tattoo
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Confused Regret Stage

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Flushed Temple Chad

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Crusty location



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Confused Regret Stage

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: topaz ratface

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Translucent Tattoo

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Confused Regret Stage

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine cuck

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Aquamarine milk parlor

180 political ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Crusty location

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Puce Lascivious Corn Cake

Very Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Erotic frum hissy fit

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: aqua skinny woman legal warrant

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Confused Regret Stage

Sup, Ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine milk parlor

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Mewling Lavender Brunch

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: aggressive personal credit line

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Confused Regret Stage

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: alcoholic stimulating friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring gunner fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Crawly faggot firefighter



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Sapphire floppy library

I’m voting for him even harder now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: 180 heaven trump supporter

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Charismatic garrison headpube



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: aromatic party of the first part organic girlfriend

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: 180 heaven trump supporter

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: aromatic party of the first part organic girlfriend

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: hairraiser bipolar incel tanning salon

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: aromatic party of the first part organic girlfriend

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: alcoholic stimulating friendly grandma

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Flushed Temple Chad

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Translucent Tattoo

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50073136)