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World's most frequent flyer bought 'lifetime' United pass for $510K, can fly fir

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airpor...
zippy casino
  05/12/25
This reads like some insane boomer parody. Dude got everythi...
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Up-to-no-good dysfunction native
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Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he ba...
vibrant sinister athletic conference rigor
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Get your butt out of bed
floppy costumed piazza
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rough-skinned sepia lodge
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irradiated blood rage forum
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I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're jus...
Blue swashbuckling coldplay fan
  05/12/25
Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they trie...
vibrant sinister athletic conference rigor
  05/12/25
years ago i read an article about the American Airlines vers...
Violent Degenerate Garrison
  05/12/25
Maybe that's what I'm remembering
vibrant sinister athletic conference rigor
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Airlines are 180
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drab quadroon orchestra pit
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(Mitch)
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Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.
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If only some poaster's dad would sue the airlines, AA and Un...
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"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to...
vibrant sinister athletic conference rigor
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with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...
Marvelous Frisky Menage French Chef
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The Legend of Lufthansa Gold
drab quadroon orchestra pit
  05/12/25
There have been some god tier parodies on the bort, but this...
vibrant sinister athletic conference rigor
  05/12/25
I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. T...
self-absorbed soul-stirring tanning salon
  05/12/25
the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as m...
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Appetizing hateful house
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Yeah, I was having a bad morning.
Supple Salmon School
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I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a ful...
irradiated blood rage forum
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If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points...
curious church turdskin
  05/12/25
That's 180 and I'm jealous.
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i wonder how many they sold. for $500K in 1990 dollars st...
Gay judgmental pozpig area
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I know jealousy is wrong but
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United filed for Chapter 11 in 2002. It was a HUGE BIG DEAL ...
curious church turdskin
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Given that the loyalty program is probably worth more than t...
drab quadroon orchestra pit
  05/13/25
CR. Airlines are essentially banks at this point.
heady indecent home
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a weirdly forward-financed bank
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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:31 AM
Author: zippy casino

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airport, flyers can take some advice from a man who has flown out of the New Jersey facility more than 8,000 times.

He is the world's most frequent flyer.

He owns a golden ticket, after making a half-million dollar investment more than three decades ago.

Tom Stuker is also known as the 24-million-mile man.

Back in 1990, he bought a "lifetime pass" on United Airlines for him and a companion for $510,000.

That pass allows him to fly first-class anywhere, anytime.

"Basically, I'd take my brother and say, 'Hey, let's go down to Dallas and buy some cowboy boots.' So, the next day, on Friday, I say, 'Honey, let's go to Paris for the weekend,'" Stuker said.

He also earns reward points on those miles.

"On one week, I cashed in enough miles to get $50,000 gift cards in Walmart," Stuker said.

Stuker has used points to remodel his brother's house and fund a children's cancer charity.

"Got my money's worth, there's no argument about that," Stuker said.

He hasn't owned a car in decades, using his points to rent cars instead.

"I've been able to make a lot of people's dreams come true, especially my kids', especially me and my wife," Stuker said.

This past February was the first time in 45 years that Stuker slept at home for a full calendar month.

For everyone else paying full price, Stuker has some advice.

"Get your butt out of bed, and take that first flight out: most dependable flight, No. 1. Prices are cheaper at that time," Stuker said. "You want to get that last flight out of the night? Guess what? Good chance it could be delayed to 3 o'clock in the morning, which screws you up royally and also could be canceled."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923190)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:50 AM
Author: cracking emerald stag film cuck

This reads like some insane boomer parody. Dude got everything without lifting a finger, and probably lectures others about "hard work" while counting his cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923193)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good dysfunction native



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: vibrant sinister athletic conference rigor

Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he bankrupts them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923612)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: floppy costumed piazza

Get your butt out of bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923930)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Swollen passionate haunted graveyard round eye

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924901)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: onyx fragrant brunch



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Stimulating meetinghouse generalized bond

i legitimately thought you wrote it when I got to this part.

“Stuker said he would encourage everyone to buy a similar lifetime pass and, if none are being offered at the time, to visit United Airlines’ headquarters and negotiate one with the CEO using a firm handshake.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924001)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: cracking emerald stag film cuck



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: rough-skinned sepia lodge



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: irradiated blood rage forum

This is hilarious. I’m actually surprised United hasn’t breached and just forced litigation to settle this out. Easier from an accounting perspective to write it off as a one time cost than having this guy hit run rate costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923602)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Blue swashbuckling coldplay fan

I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're just taking the L and waiting for these boomers to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923606)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: vibrant sinister athletic conference rigor

Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they tried to breach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923608)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Violent Degenerate Garrison

years ago i read an article about the American Airlines version of that deal. AA couldn't break it because it was a perfect case for specific performance.

so AA hired detectives to hunt for violations of the terms. for example, the rules say you can't get anything in exchange from your traveling companion. if you flew your buddy to London so the two of you could watch a soccer match in a London sports bar and your friend said in return, "then the beers are on me!" then AA would terminate the deal.

in the interview the ticket holder said that whenever he took a traveling companion he had to sit the companion down and grill them on the rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923613)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: vibrant sinister athletic conference rigor

Maybe that's what I'm remembering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923616)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Blue swashbuckling coldplay fan

Airlines are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923617)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: drab quadroon orchestra pit



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Swollen passionate haunted graveyard round eye

(Mitch)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924907)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: pungent tattoo



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: heady indecent home

Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923689)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Bonkers arousing resort



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: bateful pistol



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Marvelous Frisky Menage French Chef



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: curious church turdskin

If only some poaster's dad would sue the airlines, AA and United.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923948)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: vibrant sinister athletic conference rigor

"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald? 180 if so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923983)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Marvelous Frisky Menage French Chef

with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924008)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: drab quadroon orchestra pit

The Legend of Lufthansa Gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924463)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: vibrant sinister athletic conference rigor

There have been some god tier parodies on the bort, but this is my favorite. Might be my favorite poast of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924876)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed soul-stirring tanning salon

I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. They made a stupid decision as a cash grab and regret it.

Only airlines can make me side with the boomers. jfc I hate everyone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923975)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Marvelous Frisky Menage French Chef

the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as much as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924012)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Stimulating meetinghouse generalized bond



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Supple Salmon School



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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Appetizing hateful house

For a guy with a black wife you sure picked a weird spot to be racist and unfunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924537)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Supple Salmon School

Yeah, I was having a bad morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924940)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: irradiated blood rage forum

I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a full time job and flies at least 40 hours a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924205)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: curious church turdskin

If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points bonuses, maybe he gets 50,000 points for a TATL in Business. That converts to about $350 at 0.7 cents per mile, which is on the low end, so I would say for every long haul flight he's actually making like $500-600 realistically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924381)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: twinkling school cafeteria feces

That's 180 and I'm jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48923982)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Gay judgmental pozpig area

i wonder how many they sold.

for $500K in 1990 dollars still quite a gamble that United never went bankrupt in the last 35 years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924400)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic public bath

I know jealousy is wrong but

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924457)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal office alpha

an inspiring man whose lessons i will take to heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48924919)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Thriller umber cruise ship

"Frontier" offers an annual all-u-can-fly pass for $599

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48925501)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: zippy casino



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Date: May 13th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: Talented range

United hasn't gone bankrupt since then so he has been lucky

If United were acquired by another airline could be complications like an old stock certificate for a major oil company that is valueless because it wasn't exchanged within the time window after the merger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48926077)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: curious church turdskin

United filed for Chapter 11 in 2002. It was a HUGE BIG DEAL and they basically gutted all of their pension obligations (except for the CEO's pension).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48926390)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: drab quadroon orchestra pit

Given that the loyalty program is probably worth more than the airline itself, every major airline bankruptcy keeps it in place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48926409)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: heady indecent home

CR. Airlines are essentially banks at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48926415)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: drab quadroon orchestra pit

a weirdly forward-financed bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48926443)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Pearl cumskin

tbf 500k was like 2 of those cool houses on the water in malibu back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2)#48926418)