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Musk does so much ketamine that he’s now incontinent

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/elon-musk-drugs-childr...
passionate national sandwich
  05/30/25
Already posted but cons don’t wanna talk about it h...
Brass Step-uncle's House Legal Warrant
  05/30/25
benzo judging someone for being an incontient drug addict?
Lake wild philosopher-king trailer park
  05/30/25
It's Musk
startling abusive tanning salon
  05/30/25
ur literally a turd
laughsome parlor toaster
  05/30/25
uh not literally
Lake wild philosopher-king trailer park
  05/30/25
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Vivacious Lemon Lodge Organic Girlfriend
  05/30/25
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pungent maize patrolman mad-dog skullcap
  05/30/25
bloated belly is probably overloaded pancreas/liver and kidn...
Zombie-like library legend
  05/30/25
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Multi-colored Bipolar Blood Rage
  05/30/25
i remember speculation that he was also blasting HGH/steroid...
Twisted haunted graveyard casino
  05/30/25
you build cars that hurl themselves into a he Grand Canyon a...
passionate national sandwich
  05/30/25
By any chance was this story leaked from Stephen Miller&rsqu...
useless fat ankles plaza
  05/30/25
u get the feeling, beneath all that success, wealth, and adu...
green bat shit crazy sanctuary
  05/30/25
Or a sad little boy who still wets the bed
useless fat ankles plaza
  05/30/25
yup, self mortification followed by delusions of grandeur, r...
green bat shit crazy sanctuary
  05/30/25
or a sad little retard who wants people to validate that he'...
laughsome parlor toaster
  05/30/25
say what u will but, Trump and Elon were Batman & Robin,...
green bat shit crazy sanctuary
  05/30/25
being an unpopular nerd in school never goes away...
aquamarine alcoholic point wrinkle
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Flesh fragrant locus internal respiration
  05/30/25
This is such a Reddit "gotcha". Nobody cares if p...
Contagious senate mental disorder
  05/30/25
Yeah and maybe he’s just pissing himself to be just li...
useless fat ankles plaza
  05/30/25
ok tarrifs [sic]
passionate national sandwich
  05/30/25
he's a gov. welfare queen
laughsome parlor toaster
  05/30/25
the article mentions mandatory drug testing
startling abusive tanning salon
  05/30/25
Dudes rock
Saffron Charismatic Site Weed Whacker
  05/30/25
To be fair, Wow! Assuming this is even true, he'll nev...
Vivacious Lemon Lodge Organic Girlfriend
  05/30/25
Don’t worry TBF I’m sure Tesla will grow into it...
Brass Step-uncle's House Legal Warrant
  05/30/25
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Chocolate odious center
  05/30/25
To be fair, Oh look... a smug shiteating Pumo who is spen...
Vivacious Lemon Lodge Organic Girlfriend
  05/30/25
Will you start pissing your panties in solidarity
useless fat ankles plaza
  05/30/25
To be fair, Already way ahead of you on that, Ari.
Vivacious Lemon Lodge Organic Girlfriend
  05/30/25
cr and no reason to think the people boycotting his cars wil...
Brass Step-uncle's House Legal Warrant
  05/30/25
To be fair, Haha yeah, I'm sure liberal Boomers worldwide...
Vivacious Lemon Lodge Organic Girlfriend
  05/30/25
isn't it more likely that the bladder issues from ketamine w...
doobsian parlour
  05/30/25
We’re going to need a 24/7 camera feed on his crotch. ...
useless fat ankles plaza
  05/30/25
well you could also just know how drugs work
doobsian parlour
  05/30/25
Doesn’t it suppress the nervous system like booze? Hea...
honey-headed frum church building ratface
  05/30/25
no, it paralyzes your nervous system and you can't piss at a...
doobsian parlour
  05/30/25
I meant chronic abuse, not necessarily while on it
honey-headed frum church building ratface
  05/30/25
if you are chronically abusing a drug you are, definitionall...
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  05/30/25
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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: passionate national sandwich

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/elon-musk-drugs-children-trump.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974629)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Brass Step-uncle's House Legal Warrant

Already posted but cons don’t wanna talk about it

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731313&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974633)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Lake wild philosopher-king trailer park

benzo judging someone for being an incontient drug addict?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974652)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: startling abusive tanning salon

It's Musk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974833)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: laughsome parlor toaster

ur literally a turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974840)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Lake wild philosopher-king trailer park

uh not literally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974844)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Lemon Lodge Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974856)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: pungent maize patrolman mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975277)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Zombie-like library legend

bloated belly is probably overloaded pancreas/liver and kidneys retaining water well in preparation for the coming altered carbon body switch to reset with a fresh flesh corpse to skinsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974659)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored Bipolar Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974661)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Twisted haunted graveyard casino

i remember speculation that he was also blasting HGH/steroids for a while to try and bulk up. what happens when you combine that stuff with special K?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974680)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: passionate national sandwich

you build cars that hurl themselves into a he Grand Canyon apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975161)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: useless fat ankles plaza

By any chance was this story leaked from Stephen Miller’s cuck chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974684)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: green bat shit crazy sanctuary

u get the feeling, beneath all that success, wealth, and adulation, there is a sad little boy wanting to be loved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974715)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: useless fat ankles plaza

Or a sad little boy who still wets the bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974718)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: green bat shit crazy sanctuary

yup, self mortification followed by delusions of grandeur, rinse & repeat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974734)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: laughsome parlor toaster

or a sad little retard who wants people to validate that he's smart, even though he's clearly low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974841)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: green bat shit crazy sanctuary

say what u will but, Trump and Elon were Batman & Robin, a true dynamic duo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974846)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aquamarine alcoholic point wrinkle

being an unpopular nerd in school never goes away...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974740)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Flesh fragrant locus internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974747)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Contagious senate mental disorder

This is such a Reddit "gotcha". Nobody cares if people who can support themselves do drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974745)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: useless fat ankles plaza

Yeah and maybe he’s just pissing himself to be just like Trump. It’s no different than JD and Lil Marco wearing the long red tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974757)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: passionate national sandwich

ok tarrifs [sic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974831)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: laughsome parlor toaster

he's a gov. welfare queen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974842)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: startling abusive tanning salon

the article mentions mandatory drug testing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974849)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Saffron Charismatic Site Weed Whacker

Dudes rock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974852)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Vivacious Lemon Lodge Organic Girlfriend

To be fair,

Wow!

Assuming this is even true, he'll never be one of the richest and most famous and most powerful men in the world now (with a bunch of kids by a bunch of different women so his genes will almost certainly also continue to carry on for many generations into the future no matter what happens).

I also heard that his companies are all failing and he's going to be spiraling towards bankruptcy any day now, so remember to exit all exposed TSLA positions ASAP and wait two weeks.

I'll bet he wishes he could be you. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974859)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: Brass Step-uncle's House Legal Warrant

Don’t worry TBF I’m sure Tesla will grow into its valuation eventually. He just needs to create the equivalent of ten more Teslas, Inc.’s, which should be easy for a genius like Elon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974975)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Chocolate odious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48974987)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Vivacious Lemon Lodge Organic Girlfriend

To be fair,

Oh look... a smug shiteating Pumo who is spending his glorious Friday evening sneering at my "retarded" financial investment calls... wow, I've never seen this happen literally thousands of times before on XO over the last 15+ years. How do these things usually play out in the long run, again?

"Lol yeah sure this 'internet money' is definitely gonna be real valuable someday, everyone will totally want to own 'a buttcoin' in 2030 lmao..."

"Lmao 'electric cars' wow yep everyone will want one of those too, oh wait it also comes with 'self driving'?! Wowww yep I'm sure that will definitely become a real technology that people will actually use on the road in a few years..."

Etc etc etc. It's all so tiresome with you faggots.

PS: If Optimus is just 1/10th as successful as Musk predicts it will be, TSLA will literally double from its current price off of that one product line alone even if Tesla never sells another car anywhere on the planet, and that valuation will be 100% justified any way you cut it. And that's the whole point of the current valuation, a lot of people think Elon Musk is a visionary genius who is going to deliver huge things in the future. But enjoy continuing to bet against Elon, my smarmy Jewish friend! ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975071)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: useless fat ankles plaza

Will you start pissing your panties in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975078)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Lemon Lodge Organic Girlfriend

To be fair,

Already way ahead of you on that, Ari.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975083)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Brass Step-uncle's House Legal Warrant

cr and no reason to think the people boycotting his cars will boycott his robots and any companies that choose to buy them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975174)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Vivacious Lemon Lodge Organic Girlfriend

To be fair,

Haha yeah, I'm sure liberal Boomers worldwide -- who are inexorably edging closer and closer towards the gaping abyss of aging into finally having to sell it all in order to subsidize entering notoriously shitty and chronically understaffed "care community" to live out their frail final days -- will definitely stand firm in their c. 2025 virtue-signaled social media convictions and STAUNCHLY REFUSE to ever buy one of those EVIL NAZI ROBOTS which might otherwise help them to continue to live in their own beloved gay little McMansions swilling margaritas and blasting Jimmy Buffett for another few precious years. Hell, I'm sure they'll go even further and refuse to use any goods or services provided by any other major corporations that realize they can achieve tremendous cost savings by adopting this new tech... Apple, Facebook, Walmart, Netflix, Sony, whatever, fuck 'em all! They're all dead to me if they start using those goddamn HITLERBOTS!

That's just how liberal Boomers are, in my experience... they're extremely principled and disciplined and selfless like that. And if hewing to their publicly-professed political principles occasionally requires them to make some hard personal sacrifices for the greater good of society, then goddammit, so be it! #RESIST #NEVERAGAIN #DUMPTRUMP #FELONMUSKY

actual lmao, tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: doobsian parlour

isn't it more likely that the bladder issues from ketamine would involve not being able to piss rather than pissing oneself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975001)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: useless fat ankles plaza

We’re going to need a 24/7 camera feed on his crotch. Only way to be sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975076)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: doobsian parlour

well you could also just know how drugs work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975081)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: honey-headed frum church building ratface

Doesn’t it suppress the nervous system like booze? Heavy drinkers also piss themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975238)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: doobsian parlour

no, it paralyzes your nervous system and you can't piss at all for hours and hours and when you finally do it is a great relief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975274)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: honey-headed frum church building ratface

I meant chronic abuse, not necessarily while on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975285)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: doobsian parlour

if you are chronically abusing a drug you are, definitionally, always on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975303)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: comical up-to-no-good nibblets abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2)#48975203)