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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
Avocado wrinkle
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
Clear passionate field affirmative action
  07/17/25
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Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
seedy theatre
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
I have Hair
seedy theatre
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
seedy theatre
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
Spruce crusty hairy legs factory reset button
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
Spruce crusty hairy legs factory reset button
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
180
abusive fantasy-prone philosopher-king hissy fit
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
abusive fantasy-prone philosopher-king hissy fit
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
abusive fantasy-prone philosopher-king hissy fit
  07/17/25
...
chocolate turdskin
  07/17/25
...
sapphire exhilarant area
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
chocolate turdskin
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
Frum Temple Feces
  07/17/25
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seedy theatre
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
Avocado wrinkle
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
Infuriating racy lettuce personal credit line
  07/17/25
...
Cracking yarmulke indian lodge
  07/17/25
awesome!
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
Translucent coldplay fan locale
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
sapphire exhilarant area
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
Big-titted metal dopamine point
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Avocado wrinkle

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Clear passionate field affirmative action

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: seedy theatre

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: seedy theatre

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: seedy theatre

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Spruce crusty hairy legs factory reset button

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Spruce crusty hairy legs factory reset button

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: abusive fantasy-prone philosopher-king hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: abusive fantasy-prone philosopher-king hissy fit

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: abusive fantasy-prone philosopher-king hissy fit

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: chocolate turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: sapphire exhilarant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: chocolate turdskin

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Frum Temple Feces

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: seedy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Avocado wrinkle

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Infuriating racy lettuce personal credit line

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Cracking yarmulke indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Translucent coldplay fan locale

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: sapphire exhilarant area

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Big-titted metal dopamine point

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49110172)