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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
cerise heady digit ratio crackhouse
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Passionate copper factory reset button parlor
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
arousing impressive double fault piazza
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
alcoholic giraffe
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
arousing impressive double fault piazza
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
arousing impressive double fault piazza
  06/29/24
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Impertinent yapping church building
  06/29/24
Link delivered
coral heaven mental disorder
  06/29/24
180
Aquamarine Hell Toilet Seat
  06/29/24
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pearly private investor
  06/29/24
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diverse whorehouse laser beams
  06/29/24
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cerise heady digit ratio crackhouse
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
Impertinent yapping church building
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
ungodly puce gas station boltzmann
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Deranged gaming laptop
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
Impertinent yapping church building
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Deranged gaming laptop
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
Impertinent yapping church building
  06/29/24
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Deranged gaming laptop
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Dull pozpig
  06/22/25
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Pearl Theatre
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
ungodly puce gas station boltzmann
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
lake learning disabled gaping home
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Deranged gaming laptop
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
lake learning disabled gaping home
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
indigo mildly autistic principal's office
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
coral heaven mental disorder
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Shimmering turdskin
  06/29/24
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Poppy bawdyhouse
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
adventurous institution
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Swashbuckling burgundy field
  06/29/24
Jfc
blue low-t property associate
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
diverse whorehouse laser beams
  06/29/24
she did it again
cerise heady digit ratio crackhouse
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
exhilarant school codepig
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Pearl Theatre
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
Passionate copper factory reset button parlor
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: cerise heady digit ratio crackhouse

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Passionate copper factory reset button parlor

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: arousing impressive double fault piazza

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: alcoholic giraffe

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: arousing impressive double fault piazza

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: arousing impressive double fault piazza

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Impertinent yapping church building

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: coral heaven mental disorder

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Aquamarine Hell Toilet Seat

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: pearly private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47792033)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse laser beams



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: cerise heady digit ratio crackhouse



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Impertinent yapping church building

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: ungodly puce gas station boltzmann

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Deranged gaming laptop

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Impertinent yapping church building

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Deranged gaming laptop

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Impertinent yapping church building

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Deranged gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Dull pozpig

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Pearl Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: ungodly puce gas station boltzmann

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: lake learning disabled gaping home

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Deranged gaming laptop

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: lake learning disabled gaping home

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: indigo mildly autistic principal's office

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: coral heaven mental disorder

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Shimmering turdskin

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Poppy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: adventurous institution

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Swashbuckling burgundy field

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: blue low-t property associate

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse laser beams

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: cerise heady digit ratio crackhouse

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: exhilarant school codepig

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Pearl Theatre

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Passionate copper factory reset button parlor

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041232)