Hypo: $4M per highly venomous snake placed in your house
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Nazca Redlines
You will receive $4M per highly venomous snake placed in your house. You can choose how many are placed. The snakes placed will be randomly selected adults from among the most lethal species of venomous snakes, such as mambas, taipans, and cobras.
Snakes will be placed at random in easily accessible areas of your home, such as in the middle of a room, on a couch, or under the kitchen table. You will not know where they are placed.
For the next 14 days, you must spend at least 22 hours a day inside your house.
For the rest of the year after that, you must spend at least 12 hours per day inside your house. You can take up to 10 days away for vacations and the like after the 60th day.
You can use anything you already have at your house, in your car, or on your person to trap, kill, lure, feed, or stay away from the snakes. You cannot buy or use any weapons, traps, snake repellant, mice, etc. that you don't already have.
After a year, the snakes don't automatically disappear, but the restrictions end. You can move, you can buy traps, hire a trapper, etc.
Do you accept? How many snakes are you getting? What's your strategy?
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:03 PM Author: Nazca Redlines
FWIW:
Can snake fangs penetrate leather boots?
Some snake fangs can penetrate leather boots, but it depends on the size and breed of the snake and the thickness of the leather.
https://www.internationalleatherclub.com/can-snakes-bite-through-leather-boots/
And I hope you don't lay down with exposed skin somewhere.
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:18 PM Author: ......,,,,,,........,
I don’t know shit about exotic venomous snakes (maybe they are more aggressive?) but domestic varieties (rattlesnakes, water moccasins, copperheads) can be easily dispatched with a garden hoe
Edit: on reflection, I’m thinking about smallish snakes I’ve killed. No way would I try to be chopping the head off some 9 foot long monster rattler with a hoe
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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:27 PM Author: 718-662-5970
1000 of them, or as many as Im allowed.
I douse the place with propane from my grill out back and light it with me inside
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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
No one ITT can explain how they'll kill the snakes
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:43 PM Author: Nazca Redlines
It's plausible with 1 or 2 snakes. Wear boots and several pairs of pants. Sleep in a hammock. Always carry a shovel. Hope you can bop them before they get you.
LJL at succeeding with more than a couple snakes. One of them would catch you unawares from a dark nook.
Also, luring them to a certain place seem possible. Crank the AC. Drain the toilets. Put a space heater, bowl of water, and food in one place. Watch there.
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Darnell
if you don't kill them the first day, how would you sleep through the night? it would be scary as fuck. you'd probably barely sleep and descend into madness
obviously the snake(s) aren't wandering around hunting you and are probably hiding in a corner someplace
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:24 AM Author: Drunkard
The first thing I would do is turn the AC down as cold as possible. Then I would take heating pads (anyone who has dated a woman has a collection of these) and place them in the corner of each room. Presumably the cold snakes would go to the heating pads at which point I would shoot them with 12 gauge bird shot.
I would wear puffy jacket and ski pants and put my logger boots on. Then I would put on duck coveralls. That’s enough padding I think I would be able to have a chance to not get bit with a strike. I would wear my welding gauntlets. I also have a full face landscaping helmet which would protect my face.
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:14 AM Author: Nazca Redlines
How many snakes are you getting?
What are you doing while you wait for them to go to the heating pads?
What are you going to do when it's after midnight and dark and cold and you're tired and there are still a few snakes around?
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
CR in Sweat by Zora Neale Hurston the villian has a 180 scheme to kill his wife with a rattlesnake and step one is to feed it three frogs (to be fair it backfires on him and he gets killed by the rattlesnake, spoiler alert). We have straight up bunny rabbits in my neighborhood. Would sign up for at least 5 snakes, maybe 10, as that would be 1 per room, but I think 20M tax free is plenty of money for me and my family for the rest of my days. Catch rabbits, feed snakes and induce food coma, shoot each with handgun, beat with shovel to confirm dead. Play video games and order uber eats until 1 year is up.
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:01 PM Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar
Do I get to decide when the hypo begins? If so, this is an easy one. Snakes are cold blooded, so they have no ability to regulate their temperature. Cold temperatures are extremely dangerous for them. I'd wait until the middle of winter and turn off the heat in the house for a couple days until it is below freezing inside the house. Once I do that, worst-case scenario is that the snakes go into brumation immediately and are no threat. That will get me through the 14-day critical period until I can get some weapons and protective gear to exterminate them. Best case scenario is that they all freeze to death and die instantly.
Even during the summer, if you turn the air conditioner on full blast nonstop, you can probably get the house cold enough that they won't bother you. In my case, I have a couple old window AC units. If I turned the central AC on full blast and put the window AC units on the windows in the smallest bedroom, it will probably be cold enough that the snakes won't come in there.
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:22 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump
I would take 5-10 because I don't have need for any more money.
I would dress in protective gear and do a full clear on the upper floor of my house, which wouldn't be very hard. The upper floor is where I would live for the duration of this, and use it as a base while each room of the lower floor is cleared and sealed off one by one.
I have a telescoping pool pole that can go up to 16 feet, with a hook on the end to scoop the robot out of the pool. For the smaller/faster snakes, I would just use it to pin them from a distance, then use my hand to pick them up (gripping them behind the head):
https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/5/51/Handle-Poisonous-Snakes-Step-7-Version-2.jpg/v4-460px-Handle-Poisonous-Snakes-Step-7-Version-2.jpg
I would put them in pillowcases and tie them shut for their safety. For the larger/slower snakes, I would make gigantic snake bags by folding sheets together and stitching them, then put the bags inside a huge garbage can. I would use the hook on the pool pole to scoop the large snakes into the can, then tie the giant snake bags shut.
Once I had all of the snakes safely tied up in their breathable bags, I would take them all to GujarTTT's house and let them go. If things got hairy, I have a electric pole saw that extends up to 20 feet, but I would try to preserve them all to leave the maximum number for GujarTTT.
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