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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
plum therapy business firm
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Appetizing Dark Range
  06/03/25
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Alcoholic hall halford
  06/04/25
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Talented Milk
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
aphrodisiac home
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
plum therapy business firm
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
marvelous indirect expression principal's office
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Charismatic Travel Guidebook
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
plum therapy business firm
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Wonderful public bath
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Infuriating casino
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
plum therapy business firm
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Bright space
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Vermilion Hunting Ground Tattoo
  06/03/25
obviously yes
brilliant pungent institution filthpig
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
claret pocket flask
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
cocky chocolate keepsake machete
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Nudist Ocher Nowag Gas Station
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
plum therapy business firm
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
cracking disgusting brunch internal respiration
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
claret pocket flask
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
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  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
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  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
heady water buffalo
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Wonderful public bath
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
hyperventilating curious foreskin kitchen
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
heady water buffalo
  06/04/25
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Alcoholic hall halford
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Bright space
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Mind-boggling indigo faggot firefighter house
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
garnet razzle skinny woman cuckoldry
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
plum therapy business firm
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
bistre friendly grandma church
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
abusive address quadroon
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: plum therapy business firm

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Dark Range

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic hall halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Talented Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: plum therapy business firm

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: marvelous indirect expression principal's office

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Charismatic Travel Guidebook

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: plum therapy business firm

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Wonderful public bath

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Infuriating casino

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: plum therapy business firm

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Bright space

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Vermilion Hunting Ground Tattoo

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: brilliant pungent institution filthpig

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: claret pocket flask

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: cocky chocolate keepsake machete

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Nudist Ocher Nowag Gas Station

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: plum therapy business firm

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: cracking disgusting brunch internal respiration

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: claret pocket flask

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: garnet razzle skinny woman cuckoldry

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: thriller gay wizard ticket booth

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: heady water buffalo

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Wonderful public bath

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: hyperventilating curious foreskin kitchen

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: heady water buffalo

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic hall halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Bright space

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling indigo faggot firefighter house

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: garnet razzle skinny woman cuckoldry

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: plum therapy business firm

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: bistre friendly grandma church

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: abusive address quadroon

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986845)