\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Racy immigrant partner
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
arousing bearded crackhouse
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Racy immigrant partner
  07/14/25
100%
turquoise tripping party of the first part
  07/15/25
FAG
Silver Really Tough Guy
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
balding yellow sex offender son of senegal
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Heady violent main people
  07/14/25
...
ebony pervert
  07/14/25
...
turquoise tripping party of the first part
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation
  07/14/25
...
drab bateful philosopher-king
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete
  07/14/25
...
Cruel-hearted transparent jap
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Histrionic charcoal trailer park dragon
  07/15/25
Lol
Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Silver Really Tough Guy
  07/15/25
...
turquoise tripping party of the first part
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
ocher police squad macaca
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
ebony pervert
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Racy immigrant partner
  07/14/25
...
arousing bearded crackhouse
  07/14/25
...
Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Racy immigrant partner
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation
  07/14/25
wut
Chocolate glittery set mother
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
medicated therapy
  07/14/25
...
Cruel-hearted transparent jap
  07/15/25
...
Fishy yapping business firm goal in life
  07/15/25
...
Indigo Razzmatazz Depressive Institution
  07/15/25
...
Mewling wonderful bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
...
wine messiness toaster
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Mischievous base rigor
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Indigo Razzmatazz Depressive Institution
  07/15/25
...
balding yellow sex offender son of senegal
  07/15/25
...
vigorous infuriating field famous landscape painting
  07/15/25
...
drab bateful philosopher-king
  07/15/25
...
galvanic dull center
  07/15/25
...
Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete
  07/15/25
...
comical stage
  07/15/25
...
Lascivious boistinker incel
  07/15/25
...
vigorous infuriating field famous landscape painting
  07/15/25
we all have brother
turquoise tripping party of the first part
  07/15/25
...
turquoise tripping party of the first part
  07/15/25
...
Cruel-hearted transparent jap
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Shivering lake mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
...
Razzle cerise useless brakes stead
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
trip flickering international law enforcement agency gaping
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Cruel-hearted transparent jap
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
disturbing theater queen of the night
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
bright wagecucks area
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
outnumbered hissy fit
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
plum razzle-dazzle generalized bond karate
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
exciting trust fund friendly grandma
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Fuchsia high-end blood rage
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Histrionic charcoal trailer park dragon
  07/15/25
...
dashing tan liquid oxygen point
  07/15/25
...
Silver Really Tough Guy
  07/15/25
...
Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete
  07/15/25
...
turquoise tripping party of the first part
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
turquoise tripping party of the first part
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation
  07/15/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101477)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Racy immigrant partner

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101515)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: arousing bearded crackhouse

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101526)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Racy immigrant partner

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101533)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: turquoise tripping party of the first part

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104025)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Silver Really Tough Guy

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103886)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: balding yellow sex offender son of senegal

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101481)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Heady violent main people

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101482)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: ebony pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101500)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: turquoise tripping party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104026)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101483)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101488)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: drab bateful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101502)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101508)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101547)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101576)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101592)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101658)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted transparent jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102175)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Histrionic charcoal trailer park dragon

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103586)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103905)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Silver Really Tough Guy

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103910)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: turquoise tripping party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104036)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: ocher police squad macaca

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101496)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: ebony pervert

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101499)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Racy immigrant partner

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101522)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: arousing bearded crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101528)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101535)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101536)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Racy immigrant partner

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101540)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101541)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Chocolate glittery set mother

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101684)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101842)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: medicated therapy

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101848)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted transparent jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102176)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Fishy yapping business firm goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102361)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Indigo Razzmatazz Depressive Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102363)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Mewling wonderful bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102365)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: wine messiness toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102395)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Mischievous base rigor

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102401)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Indigo Razzmatazz Depressive Institution

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102445)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: balding yellow sex offender son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103451)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: vigorous infuriating field famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103487)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: drab bateful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103544)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: galvanic dull center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103593)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103931)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: comical stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103950)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Lascivious boistinker incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103011)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: vigorous infuriating field famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103485)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: turquoise tripping party of the first part

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104039)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: turquoise tripping party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104037)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted transparent jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101532)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Shivering lake mad-dog skullcap

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101544)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Razzle cerise useless brakes stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101613)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: trip flickering international law enforcement agency gaping

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101561)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted transparent jap

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102177)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: disturbing theater queen of the night

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101678)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: bright wagecucks area

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101681)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: outnumbered hissy fit

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102417)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: plum razzle-dazzle generalized bond karate

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101847)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: exciting trust fund friendly grandma

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101861)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Fuchsia high-end blood rage

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102429)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Histrionic charcoal trailer park dragon

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103865)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: dashing tan liquid oxygen point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103899)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Silver Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103903)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine frum plaza keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103934)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: turquoise tripping party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104405)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: turquoise tripping party of the first part

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104407)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cyan potus mediation

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104451)