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EPAH: Most heinous child abuser in board history (worse than Spaceporn)

EPAH deserves to die in prison for what he’s done to c...
umber office wrinkle
  07/23/25
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umber office wrinkle
  07/24/25
that's what is so nauseating about all of this. libs sociopa...
Shimmering contagious boistinker station
  07/24/25
Yes, but instead he makes tens of millions on legal scams, l...
learning disabled piazza
  07/24/25
Do you ever watch baseball?
Transparent pit liquid oxygen
  07/24/25
Rarely
learning disabled piazza
  07/24/25
Damn dude you need to pick a team and get invested. I care w...
Transparent pit liquid oxygen
  07/24/25
Cr I watch the dodgers to take my mind off things https:/...
Magenta marvelous generalized bond theater stage
  07/24/25
As fucked up and gay as this stunt was they are mostly known...
Transparent pit liquid oxygen
  07/24/25
May I refer you to the Protocols where sportsball is used to...
learning disabled piazza
  07/24/25
I'm a drooling retard for the most part. I'm also a wildly s...
Transparent pit liquid oxygen
  07/24/25
Ok
learning disabled piazza
  07/24/25
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hairraiser arrogant factory reset button
  07/24/25
this is hard when your team rarely wins but you stick with i...
Orange church building mexican
  07/24/25
One piece of this is FALSE.
mint charismatic gunner fanboi
  07/24/25
Yeah, to you this is paradise lol
learning disabled piazza
  07/24/25
You make like 2-5 million a year, not 10s
Transparent pit liquid oxygen
  07/24/25
Nailed it. But more like average of $2. So let's say $0-$4M
mint charismatic gunner fanboi
  07/24/25
I'm a lot more clever than Consuela who has no real concept ...
Transparent pit liquid oxygen
  07/24/25
I never said tens of millions a year, just overall
learning disabled piazza
  07/24/25
Lol, yeah that's more like it. "career earnings" ...
mint charismatic gunner fanboi
  07/24/25
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comical costumed whorehouse tank
  07/24/25
Oh no, is this b/c I clowned on you in that other thread, bu...
mint charismatic gunner fanboi
  07/24/25
You should be arrested but you are smarter and more likable ...
Transparent pit liquid oxygen
  07/24/25
Is this hatp? You and consuela are both great posters and i...
mint charismatic gunner fanboi
  07/24/25
I do get along with him most of the time but sometimes he sa...
Transparent pit liquid oxygen
  07/24/25
"If I ever attain the level of public notoriety I seek&...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/24/25
he's thinking of going down on chicks even more gross and sl...
cock of michael obama
  07/24/25
No man can resist the BPD siren song.
i gave of counsel head
  07/24/25
I just want you to represent me. I need to know you're on my...
i gave of counsel head
  07/24/25
You don't even have to ask.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/24/25
...
i gave of counsel head
  07/24/25
Jung was also unlikeable even though he was profound. All h...
learning disabled piazza
  07/24/25
When exactly did you “clown” on me, you weird Mo...
Voodoo Child
  07/24/25
It would have been within the two hours prior to you creatin...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/24/25
I have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about, but...
Voodoo Child
  07/24/25
Maybe you can both be right.
Candy Ride
  07/24/25
you people suddenly care about abused children now? https...
Bonkers Jap Lettuce
  07/24/25
To be fair, Hmmmm I wonder why abused children triggers B...
To be fair
  07/24/25
correction. EPAH should be shot, then hung, then publicl...
Bronze coldplay fan quadroon
  07/24/25
this reads like a PN poast during his snuggie mugshot phase
Bonkers Jap Lettuce
  07/24/25
why aren’t you in the service of the state, you indige...
Bronze coldplay fan quadroon
  07/24/25
this except in reverse order
comical costumed whorehouse tank
  07/24/25
this seems accurate
Orange church building mexican
  07/24/25
But I'm already hung.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/24/25
That’s not true
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/24/25
To be fair, Lol CR We (a bunch of random strange men o...
To be fair
  07/24/25
...
cock of michael obama
  07/25/25
...
Voodoo Child
  07/24/25
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Voodoo Child
  07/25/25


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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: umber office wrinkle

EPAH deserves to die in prison for what he’s done to children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126372)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: umber office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126527)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Shimmering contagious boistinker station

that's what is so nauseating about all of this. libs sociopathically feigning to be scandalized by child abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126532)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: learning disabled piazza

Yes, but instead he makes tens of millions on legal scams, lives in Hawaii and surfs almost every day, and liberals of the country applaud that he had trans children with a drug addict mud creature

Schopenhauer said this world only begins to make sense if you see it as the embodiment of penal colony where we are tortured and living in Hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126534)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Transparent pit liquid oxygen

Do you ever watch baseball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126537)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: learning disabled piazza

Rarely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126541)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Transparent pit liquid oxygen

Damn dude you need to pick a team and get invested. I care way more about sportsball than whether EPAH is getting arrested for transing his kids (he's not). Baseball is really exciting when you care a lot about watching your team win and going through the ups and downs of a season and caring a lot about them going through struggles. It takes your mind off things. A come from behind win is pretty exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126545)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:37 AM
Author: Magenta marvelous generalized bond theater stage

Cr I watch the dodgers to take my mind off things

https://thestarnewsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Sisters-of-Perpetual-Indulgence-LA-Dodgers_840x480.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126546)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Transparent pit liquid oxygen

As fucked up and gay as this stunt was they are mostly known for playing baseball. Like the other day I saw Kershaw on the mound and I didn't think of weird tranny shit even once. It was just baseball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126549)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: learning disabled piazza

May I refer you to the Protocols where sportsball is used to distract retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126547)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Transparent pit liquid oxygen

I'm a drooling retard for the most part. I'm also a wildly successful poaster with many frens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126550)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: learning disabled piazza

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126554)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:29 AM
Author: hairraiser arrogant factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126679)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Orange church building mexican

this is hard when your team rarely wins but you stick with it through thick and thin anyway, but then the woke faggots also take away its century-old name and identity and rebadge it with some shit made up name like "Guardians"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126673)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: mint charismatic gunner fanboi

One piece of this is FALSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126553)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:48 AM
Author: learning disabled piazza

Yeah, to you this is paradise lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126555)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:51 AM
Author: Transparent pit liquid oxygen

You make like 2-5 million a year, not 10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126559)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:53 AM
Author: mint charismatic gunner fanboi

Nailed it. But more like average of $2. So let's say $0-$4M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126564)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: Transparent pit liquid oxygen

I'm a lot more clever than Consuela who has no real concept of money and compensation and what things are worth in the real world. He lives in fantasy land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126580)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:56 AM
Author: learning disabled piazza

I never said tens of millions a year, just overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126569)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: mint charismatic gunner fanboi

Lol, yeah that's more like it. "career earnings" basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126571)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:24 AM
Author: comical costumed whorehouse tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126587)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:46 AM
Author: mint charismatic gunner fanboi

Oh no, is this b/c I clowned on you in that other thread, bud? And you've been stewing for a few hours over it? lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126552)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:51 AM
Author: Transparent pit liquid oxygen

You should be arrested but you are smarter and more likable than Consuela. It's really a paradox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126558)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: mint charismatic gunner fanboi

Is this hatp? You and consuela are both great posters and if I had my way you guys would just start getting along and swapping jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126566)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:08 AM
Author: Transparent pit liquid oxygen

I do get along with him most of the time but sometimes he says things that are so stupid I get annoyed and have to slap him.

I consider us friends even though I will never accept the validity of transgenderism. But hopefully we can mend that fence when we get there. If I ever attain the level of public notoriety I seek, maybe one day we could attend a celebrity event and I will introduce you as my Attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126582)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

"If I ever attain the level of public notoriety I seek"

Whatever it is you're planning, DON'T DO IT man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128507)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

he's thinking of going down on chicks even more gross and slutty than the box -- maybe courtney love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128512)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: i gave of counsel head (turbofag)

No man can resist the BPD siren song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128544)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: i gave of counsel head (turbofag)

I just want you to represent me. I need to know you're on my side. Money won't be an issue. It may be difficult for you to swallow but I need to know you can defend me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128541)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

You don't even have to ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128600)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: i gave of counsel head (turbofag)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128661)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: learning disabled piazza

Jung was also unlikeable even though he was profound. All his teachers hated him. Life is contradiction and paradox , a crucifixion between the opposites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126572)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Voodoo Child

When exactly did you “clown” on me, you weird Mormon child-abusing freak?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128610)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

It would have been within the two hours prior to you creating this thread, you hypersensitive little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128616)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Voodoo Child

I have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about, but you sure did reply to me in this subthread wasteland within two minutes.

Who’s the hypersensitive bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128666)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Maybe you can both be right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49129377)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Bonkers Jap Lettuce

you people suddenly care about abused children now?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/07/23/congress/republican-reaction-epstein-files-report-trump-norman-massie-wsj-00471731&ved=2ahUKEwjnoY6G7NSOAxVprIkEHY5wImY4ChDF9AEoAHoECAkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1ru_9FO1rOXrFg0i44h4Wx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126583)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Hmmmm I wonder why abused children triggers Benzo so much?

Maybe we should ask Uncle Dave...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128626)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Bronze coldplay fan quadroon

correction.

EPAH should be shot, then hung, then publicly humiliated, then dragged through the streets, then quartered, then burned, then left to rot in prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126613)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Bonkers Jap Lettuce

this reads like a PN poast during his snuggie mugshot phase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126618)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:24 AM
Author: Bronze coldplay fan quadroon

why aren’t you in the service of the state, you indigent meth-addled fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126675)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: comical costumed whorehouse tank

this except in reverse order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126621)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Orange church building mexican

this seems accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49126674)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

But I'm already hung.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128509)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

That’s not true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128515)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Lol CR

We (a bunch of random strange men on the internet) have all seen this guy's cock (because he's a weird deviant faggot), wow odd case I wonder how that happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128632)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49130669)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Voodoo Child



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49128446)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Voodoo Child



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2)#49129755)