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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Walnut shrine
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
crimson razzmatazz rehab
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Irradiated Fuchsia Bbw Becky
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
submissive locus
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Irradiated Fuchsia Bbw Becky
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
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  06/29/24
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  06/29/24
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Walnut shrine
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
brass location idea he suggested
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
milky autistic national sneaky criminal
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Low-t Exhilarant Gunner Toilet Seat
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
brass location idea he suggested
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Low-t Exhilarant Gunner Toilet Seat
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
brass location idea he suggested
  06/29/24
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Low-t Exhilarant Gunner Toilet Seat
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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offensive friendly grandma site
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
milky autistic national sneaky criminal
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
canary school cafeteria macaca
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Low-t Exhilarant Gunner Toilet Seat
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
canary school cafeteria macaca
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
talented senate doctorate
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
indecent public bath laser beams
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
lake shitlib hell
  06/29/24
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disrespectful dashing stag film gaming laptop
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Heady transparent point
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
zombie-like pit athletic conference
  06/29/24
Jfc
razzle-dazzle painfully honest ceo boltzmann
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Cracking Lettuce
  06/29/24
she did it again
Walnut shrine
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
coiffed fighting telephone
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
offensive friendly grandma site
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
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  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Walnut shrine

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: crimson razzmatazz rehab

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Irradiated Fuchsia Bbw Becky

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: submissive locus

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Irradiated Fuchsia Bbw Becky

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Irradiated Fuchsia Bbw Becky

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: brass location idea he suggested

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: indecent public bath laser beams

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: contagious genital piercing principal's office

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Flirting church idiot



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Cracking Lettuce



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Walnut shrine



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: brass location idea he suggested

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: milky autistic national sneaky criminal

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Low-t Exhilarant Gunner Toilet Seat

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: brass location idea he suggested

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Low-t Exhilarant Gunner Toilet Seat

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: brass location idea he suggested

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Low-t Exhilarant Gunner Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: claret disturbing haunted graveyard water buffalo

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: offensive friendly grandma site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: milky autistic national sneaky criminal

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: canary school cafeteria macaca

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Low-t Exhilarant Gunner Toilet Seat

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: canary school cafeteria macaca

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: talented senate doctorate

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: indecent public bath laser beams

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: lake shitlib hell

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: disrespectful dashing stag film gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Heady transparent point

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: zombie-like pit athletic conference

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle painfully honest ceo boltzmann

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Cracking Lettuce

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Walnut shrine

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: coiffed fighting telephone

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: offensive friendly grandma site

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: crimson razzmatazz rehab

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041232)