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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
disgusting talking stag film
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Indigo Fanboi
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Bateful police squad
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Motley scarlet weed whacker resort
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Indigo Fanboi
  11/12/24
wow!
Adventurous pozpig piazza
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
emerald azn
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
cracking candlestick maker garrison
  11/12/24
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Indigo Fanboi
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Appetizing snowy haunted graveyard laser beams
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Adventurous pozpig piazza
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Motley scarlet weed whacker resort
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mentally impaired arousing mood location
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Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Appetizing snowy haunted graveyard laser beams
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Indigo Fanboi
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Galvanic insanely creepy parlour messiness
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
pungent trump supporter
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Bateful police squad
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
violent turdskin
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sienna home
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wonderful keepsake machete plaza
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
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Saffron Nudist Mad Cow Disease
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
vibrant shrine wagecucks
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Adventurous pozpig piazza
  11/12/24
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Adventurous pozpig piazza
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Diverse foreskin sound barrier
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Thirsty Cocky Headpube
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
vengeful business firm fat ankles
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Thirsty Cocky Headpube
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Indigo Fanboi
  06/08/25
Damning.
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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: disgusting talking stag film

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Indigo Fanboi

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Bateful police squad

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Motley scarlet weed whacker resort

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Indigo Fanboi

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Adventurous pozpig piazza

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: emerald azn

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: cracking candlestick maker garrison

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Indigo Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Appetizing snowy haunted graveyard laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Adventurous pozpig piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Motley scarlet weed whacker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Gaped space goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Thirsty Cocky Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: sienna home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: wonderful keepsake machete plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Adventurous pozpig piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: mentally impaired arousing mood location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Appetizing snowy haunted graveyard laser beams

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Indigo Fanboi

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Galvanic insanely creepy parlour messiness

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Bateful police squad

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: violent turdskin

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: sienna home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: wonderful keepsake machete plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: beta center

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Adventurous pozpig piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Saffron Nudist Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: vibrant shrine wagecucks

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Adventurous pozpig piazza

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Adventurous pozpig piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Diverse foreskin sound barrier

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Thirsty Cocky Headpube

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: vengeful business firm fat ankles

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Thirsty Cocky Headpube

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Indigo Fanboi

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: out-of-control awkward factory reset button library

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996493)