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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
idiotic curious library volcanic crater
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
cracking orchestra pit pervert
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
electric free-loading mother
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
citrine pea-brained meetinghouse
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
electric free-loading mother
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
electric free-loading mother
  06/29/24
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White selfie
  06/29/24
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excitant jet-lagged church building nibblets
  06/29/24
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Magical toilet seat cuckold
  06/29/24
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charcoal dingle berry
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Iridescent senate
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idiotic curious library volcanic crater
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
White selfie
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Internet-worthy bisexual windowlicker
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
brindle heady gunner yarmulke
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
White selfie
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
brindle heady gunner yarmulke
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
White selfie
  06/29/24
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brindle heady gunner yarmulke
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Wine coldplay fan
  06/22/25
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drunken pozpig laser beams
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Internet-worthy bisexual windowlicker
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
flushed step-uncle's house sneaky criminal
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
brindle heady gunner yarmulke
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
flushed step-uncle's house sneaky criminal
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
harsh bronze skinny woman doctorate
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
excitant jet-lagged church building nibblets
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
buck-toothed forum international law enforcement agency
  06/29/24
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French stead therapy
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
chocolate pocket flask mad cow disease
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
comical stage circlehead
  06/29/24
Jfc
Odious yapping milk
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Iridescent senate
  06/29/24
she did it again
idiotic curious library volcanic crater
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Demanding Titillating Sanctuary
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
drunken pozpig laser beams
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
cracking orchestra pit pervert
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: idiotic curious library volcanic crater

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: cracking orchestra pit pervert

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: electric free-loading mother

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: citrine pea-brained meetinghouse

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: electric free-loading mother

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: electric free-loading mother

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: White selfie

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: excitant jet-lagged church building nibblets

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Magical toilet seat cuckold

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: charcoal dingle berry



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Iridescent senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47792071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: idiotic curious library volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47802078)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: White selfie

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bisexual windowlicker

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: brindle heady gunner yarmulke

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: White selfie

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: brindle heady gunner yarmulke

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: White selfie

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: brindle heady gunner yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Wine coldplay fan

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: drunken pozpig laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bisexual windowlicker

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: flushed step-uncle's house sneaky criminal

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: brindle heady gunner yarmulke

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: flushed step-uncle's house sneaky criminal

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: harsh bronze skinny woman doctorate

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: excitant jet-lagged church building nibblets

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: buck-toothed forum international law enforcement agency

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: French stead therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: chocolate pocket flask mad cow disease

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: comical stage circlehead

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Odious yapping milk

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Iridescent senate

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: idiotic curious library volcanic crater

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Demanding Titillating Sanctuary

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: drunken pozpig laser beams

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: cracking orchestra pit pervert

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2)#49041232)