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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Stimulating carnelian hospital
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
beta locale circlehead
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
slap-happy gas station
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Ebony Chapel Potus
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
beta locale circlehead
  11/12/24
wow!
Burgundy Offensive Property Volcanic Crater
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
shaky hominid center
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Sooty passionate stage
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beta locale circlehead
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insane crotch pit
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Ebony Chapel Potus
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out-of-control exciting milk address
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
insane crotch pit
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
beta locale circlehead
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Shivering cracking piazza roast beef
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
emerald fat ankles bbw
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
slap-happy gas station
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
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Razzle-dazzle pearly bawdyhouse goyim
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
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Thriller ivory stead international law enforcement agency
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
salmon stirring public bath
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Burgundy Offensive Property Volcanic Crater
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Burgundy Offensive Property Volcanic Crater
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Ungodly Death Wish
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Pungent galvanic main people
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Drunken Double Fault
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Pungent galvanic main people
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
beta locale circlehead
  06/08/25
Damning.
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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Stimulating carnelian hospital

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: beta locale circlehead

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: slap-happy gas station

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Ebony Chapel Potus

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: beta locale circlehead

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Burgundy Offensive Property Volcanic Crater

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: shaky hominid center

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Sooty passionate stage

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: beta locale circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: insane crotch pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Burgundy Offensive Property Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Ebony Chapel Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Amber affirmative action house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Pungent galvanic main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Mahogany heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pearly bawdyhouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Burgundy Offensive Property Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: out-of-control exciting milk address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: insane crotch pit

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: beta locale circlehead

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Shivering cracking piazza roast beef

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: emerald fat ankles bbw

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: slap-happy gas station

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: submissive naked sneaky criminal doctorate

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Mahogany heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pearly bawdyhouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Federal People Who Are Hurt Coldplay Fan

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Burgundy Offensive Property Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Thriller ivory stead international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: salmon stirring public bath

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Burgundy Offensive Property Volcanic Crater

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Burgundy Offensive Property Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Ungodly Death Wish

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Pungent galvanic main people

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Drunken Double Fault

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Pungent galvanic main people

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: beta locale circlehead

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz pocket flask senate

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2)#48996493)