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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
hilarious ultramarine stock car
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Turquoise police squad
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
hilarious ultramarine stock car
  08/01/25
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appetizing rough-skinned gaming laptop area
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Trip double fault location
  08/02/25
rip
frum menage half-breed
  08/02/25
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Turquoise police squad
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Amber property
  08/01/25
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electric emerald coldplay fan becky
  08/01/25
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hilarious ultramarine stock car
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
disturbing cruise ship alpha
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
hilarious ultramarine stock car
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Stirring field really tough guy
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Mustard preventive strike
  08/01/25
yes
Stirring field really tough guy
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Stirring field really tough guy
  08/01/25
?
hilarious ultramarine stock car
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Mustard preventive strike
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
electric emerald coldplay fan becky
  08/01/25
Sick
hilarious ultramarine stock car
  08/01/25
...
Stirring field really tough guy
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
curious idea he suggested incel
  08/02/25
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brindle very tactful circlehead
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Stirring field really tough guy
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
frum menage half-breed
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
hilarious ultramarine stock car
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
curious idea he suggested incel
  08/02/25
Hdy
hilarious ultramarine stock car
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Sick mexican hall
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Mildly autistic meetinghouse
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Big trump supporter
  08/02/25
Titcr
Garnet dysfunction
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
hilarious ultramarine stock car
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Big trump supporter
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
hilarious ultramarine stock car
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
scarlet school
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Big trump supporter
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Fantasy-prone swashbuckling center
  08/02/25
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spectacular hot business firm
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
primrose elastic band heaven
  08/02/25
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Irate nudist candlestick maker sandwich
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Filthy motley stag film
  08/02/25
?
hilarious ultramarine stock car
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Thriller Theatre Karate
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: hilarious ultramarine stock car

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Turquoise police squad

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: hilarious ultramarine stock car

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: appetizing rough-skinned gaming laptop area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Trip double fault location

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: frum menage half-breed

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Turquoise police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Amber property

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: electric emerald coldplay fan becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: hilarious ultramarine stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: disturbing cruise ship alpha

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: hilarious ultramarine stock car

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Stirring field really tough guy

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Mustard preventive strike

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Stirring field really tough guy

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Stirring field really tough guy

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: hilarious ultramarine stock car

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Mustard preventive strike

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: electric emerald coldplay fan becky

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: hilarious ultramarine stock car

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Stirring field really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: curious idea he suggested incel

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: brindle very tactful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Stirring field really tough guy

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: frum menage half-breed

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: hilarious ultramarine stock car

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: curious idea he suggested incel

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: hilarious ultramarine stock car

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Sick mexican hall

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Mildly autistic meetinghouse

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Big trump supporter

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Garnet dysfunction

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: hilarious ultramarine stock car

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Big trump supporter

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: hilarious ultramarine stock car

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: scarlet school

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Big trump supporter

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone swashbuckling center

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: spectacular hot business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: primrose elastic band heaven

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Irate nudist candlestick maker sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Filthy motley stag film

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: hilarious ultramarine stock car

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Thriller Theatre Karate

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)