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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
mint new version pit
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OP is JM
180 macaca death wish
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
stubborn stage
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gaping forum

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling kitchen

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Lemon soggy bbw theater



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Bronze aphrodisiac address



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Adventurous corner becky



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: chrome charismatic den son of senegal



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: dull cerebral plaza filthpig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: grizzly fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: vigorous hell



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Frozen station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Aromatic turquoise boiling water



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible center puppy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Adventurous corner becky

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: mint new version pit

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: 180 macaca death wish

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone hospital giraffe

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gaping forum

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Seedy space degenerate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: cracking garrison

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone hospital giraffe



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Drunken parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Magenta stimulating codepig messiness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Frozen station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible center puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Bronze aphrodisiac address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: exhilarant blue church building shitlib

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: stubborn stage

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gaping forum

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: dull cerebral plaza filthpig

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: exciting silver orchestra pit

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: vigorous hell

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: twinkling ticket booth jap



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Curious people who are hurt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Talented antidepressant drug rehab

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gaping forum

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Bronze aphrodisiac address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible center puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Seedy space degenerate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Titillating Alcoholic Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone hospital giraffe



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