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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
Odious locale toaster
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
canary twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
Odious locale toaster
  07/15/25
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canary twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/25
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ultramarine state regret
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
racy ladyboy
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
Odious locale toaster
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
adventurous green den skinny woman
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
Odious locale toaster
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
Odious locale toaster
  07/15/25
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Concupiscible primrose therapy
  07/15/25
should he not?
Provocative gas station
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
Odious locale toaster
  07/15/25
Mfcr
adventurous green den skinny woman
  07/15/25
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irate shivering range
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
ultramarine state regret
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
Odious locale toaster
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
ultramarine state regret
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
adventurous green den skinny woman
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
Odious locale toaster
  07/15/25
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  07/15/25
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Henna learning disabled national security agency
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Glassy Field Turdskin
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
irate shivering range
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
mauve business firm milk
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
Glassy Field Turdskin
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
Motley principal's office reading party
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
Sepia menage
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
Out-of-control Abnormal Parlour Electric Furnace
  07/15/25
he crushed
canary twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
Bonkers sanctuary immigrant
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
adventurous green den skinny woman
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
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  07/15/25
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greedy rigor queen of the night
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
adventurous green den skinny woman
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
Odious locale toaster
  07/16/25
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Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
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  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
irate shivering range
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
adventurous green den skinny woman
  07/16/25
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  07/16/25
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Odious locale toaster

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: canary twinkling uncleanness

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Odious locale toaster

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: canary twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: ultramarine state regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: racy ladyboy

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Odious locale toaster

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: adventurous green den skinny woman

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Odious locale toaster

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Odious locale toaster

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible primrose therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Provocative gas station

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Odious locale toaster

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: adventurous green den skinny woman

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: irate shivering range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: ultramarine state regret

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Odious locale toaster

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: ultramarine state regret

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: adventurous green den skinny woman

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Odious locale toaster

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Henna learning disabled national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: splenetic black water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Glassy Field Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: irate shivering range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: mauve business firm milk

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Glassy Field Turdskin

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: Motley principal's office reading party

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Sepia menage

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Out-of-control Abnormal Parlour Electric Furnace

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: canary twinkling uncleanness

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Bonkers sanctuary immigrant

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: adventurous green den skinny woman

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: greedy rigor queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: adventurous green den skinny woman

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: Odious locale toaster

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: bisexual bat-shit-crazy police squad rehab

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Chrome Disgusting Candlestick Maker Affirmative Action

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: irate shivering range

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: adventurous green den skinny woman

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: irate shivering range

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Odious locale toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49107203)