\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Middle aged law shrew sent me more nudes

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
omg that tub you should date her just to get access to t...
crusty menage shitlib
  12/21/16
Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho ...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like ...
haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range
  12/21/16
...
Olive Sinister Twinkling Uncleanness Brethren
  12/22/16
would schnarf that--not gonna lie
big double fault
  04/09/17
Pretty sure you poasted this before
brindle bearded gas station sound barrier
  12/21/16
Very similar. This one is new today.
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
how old is she
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/21/16
40ish
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
...
Lilac depressive toaster
  12/21/16
Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I w...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
god they are such whores
cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing
  12/21/16
write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be i...
Emerald dog poop
  12/21/16
cr
Multi-colored rusted heaven
  12/21/16
Lmao
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/dafJV
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
you couldn't even correct the grammar?
haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range
  12/21/16
Nope.
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
Loool
boyish school
  12/21/16
...
Lilac depressive toaster
  12/21/16
quotes ruin it
cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing
  12/21/16
Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
what was her response?
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/21/16
Still waiting
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
...
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/21/16
Nothing yet.
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
...
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/4kY41
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
180000000000000
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
...
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/21/16
one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd...
Multi-colored rusted heaven
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
...
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/uuWra
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
gooch! omg, that amazing.
haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range
  12/21/16
I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
So good. Thank you for this thread.
Hyperactive Odious School Cafeteria
  12/22/16
https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
hahahah
cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing
  12/22/16
...
Lilac depressive toaster
  12/22/16
LMAO 180
Aromatic pea-brained temple turdskin
  12/22/16
180000
spruce talented box office partner
  12/22/16
lmaooooo
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/22/16
...
Disrespectful vivacious home
  12/22/16
180
Idiotic jewess
  12/22/16
180
transparent arousing address really tough guy
  12/23/16
179, "cum cannon" would be 180
galvanic sepia area
  12/26/16
Thundercock makes it 180
ebony feces theater
  04/07/17
lmao
silver lascivious lodge
  10/04/17
...
french stock car station
  10/04/17
180!!
Exhilarant theater stage
  10/28/18
ho lee fuk, crying IRL
ebony feces theater
  09/09/20
...
Concupiscible Associate
  09/09/20
lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort
Rose site regret
  01/17/21
...
Exhilarant theater stage
  01/17/21
LMAO
orange balding university mexican
  11/24/22
180
Dashing chestnut lay
  11/24/22
AAA
Mewling Quadroon Nowag
  11/24/22
damn this girl is dirty
haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range
  12/21/16
180
Marvelous poppy boltzmann
  12/22/16
So prescient
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
...
Lilac depressive toaster
  12/21/16
180
Marvelous poppy boltzmann
  12/22/16
lol "who typed the message"--write back "I ri...
low-t racy resort pisswyrm
  12/21/16
...
Glassy Business Firm
  12/21/16
...
angry nighttime stead
  12/22/16
LOL
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/21/16
...
Lilac depressive toaster
  12/21/16
LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to s...
Zombie-like Iridescent Orchestra Pit Corn Cake
  12/22/16
...
Passionate juggernaut
  12/22/16
...
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/23/16
...
razzmatazz massive stag film skinny woman
  12/28/16
Send her the xo link for context
aqua plaza
  04/15/19
...
Concupiscible Associate
  09/09/20
...
180 tanning salon coldplay fan
  12/21/16
Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth canc...
Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary
  12/22/16
...
Territorial bawdyhouse
  12/26/16
i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what ...
Multi-colored rusted heaven
  12/21/16
Jfc i just threw up
Passionate juggernaut
  12/21/16
wtf is going on between her legs?
razzle primrose volcanic crater
  12/21/16
See op
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It'...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
...
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/21/16
Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. S...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
Would jizz and piss on it still
aphrodisiac karate
  12/21/16
http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animal...
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/21/16
Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....
haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range
  12/21/16
She's married. Lives a long way away.
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
wait, so how did you even start texting with her?
haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range
  12/21/16
She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She pro...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
good lord they are such whores describe her facebook phot...
cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing
  12/21/16
Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a g...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
You show marked restraint
Marvelous poppy boltzmann
  12/22/16
lol
wonderful misunderstood stage
  12/22/16
lol
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/21/16
i hate cheaters could never do it myself
cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing
  12/21/16
Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless thoug...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she h...
cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing
  12/21/16
If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking oth...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
Very noble of you. I agree
at-the-ready private investor dragon
  09/09/20
poast some pix of cucky
Multi-colored rusted heaven
  12/21/16
Nah
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
...
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/21/16
Twist: OP is the cucky.
crystalline library round eye
  12/22/16
good times
haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range
  12/21/16
Man, she loves that tub.
irate hunting ground water buffalo
  12/21/16
*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.
crusty menage shitlib
  12/22/16
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursul...
tan half-breed field
  12/22/16
I LOL'd
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
I've definitely fucked thos fake tits
ebony feces theater
  04/07/17
She looks jewish
Rough-skinned stirring office toilet seat
  09/09/20
lol she looks totally fuckable man
Curious base
  12/21/16
damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)
bat-shit-crazy azn meetinghouse
  12/21/16
Face is much better than body.
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
you should have fucked her in law school
haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range
  12/21/16
I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stink...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
pics?
haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range
  12/21/16
All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
does she have any kids?
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/21/16
A few
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
wtf chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody els...
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/21/16
I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp di...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you ca...
irate hunting ground water buffalo
  12/21/16
Nah. She says his first name.
Concupiscible Associate
  12/21/16
...
Naked Trip Chapel
  04/07/17
poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast co...
big double fault
  04/09/17
gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't ...
indigo garrison
  12/22/16
SUPERMAN DAT
orchid cerebral coffee pot
  12/22/16
stfu faggot
spectacular mental disorder principal's office
  04/09/17
180 thread any face pics
Dull motley corner
  12/22/16
I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser o...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
Pls respond
Glassy Business Firm
  12/22/16
...
Zombie-like Iridescent Orchestra Pit Corn Cake
  12/22/16
You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope y...
Translucent Locale Persian
  12/22/16
I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew ...
180 tanning salon coldplay fan
  12/22/16
great thread
soggy faggot firefighter
  12/22/16
...
spectacular mental disorder principal's office
  06/04/17
not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea ...
Adventurous bbw pozpig
  12/22/16
fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.
doobsian buff pocket flask
  12/22/16
...
Lilac depressive toaster
  12/22/16
...
Misanthropic charismatic ticket booth boistinker
  12/22/16
Came here to say this
autistic lettuce
  12/22/16
a bit sad i missed this thread last night
Frisky chad macaca
  12/22/16
...
Olive Sinister Twinkling Uncleanness Brethren
  12/22/16
even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for y...
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/22/16
Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while
Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary
  12/22/16
I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts. LOL @ J...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton
tantric soul-stirring casino
  12/22/16
...
Black wild sweet tailpipe hall
  12/22/16
...
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/22/16
...
Thriller Pistol
  12/22/16
Lmao
Comical church building prole
  12/22/16
LOL
smoky diverse spot
  12/22/16
...
Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary
  12/22/16
the fabric of our lives ofs
transparent arousing address really tough guy
  12/23/16
...
Naked Trip Chapel
  04/07/17
i fucking love it here
silver lascivious lodge
  10/04/17
...
chrome wagecucks
  10/04/17
...
smoky diverse spot
  05/18/20
i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and the...
Misanthropic charismatic ticket booth boistinker
  12/22/16
Thought that was funny too.
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
Still haven't responded to her https://imgur.com/a/otcqT
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
jesus christ
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/22/16
...
big double fault
  04/09/17
now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold
High-end parlour cuck
  12/22/16
...
Passionate juggernaut
  12/22/16
To be ric flair, woo!
Ruddy mischievous ape point
  12/22/16
Just made my non-law buddy read this thread. His respons...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
Urbanbaby
embarrassed to the bone stimulating brunch roast beef
  12/22/16
...
violent insanely creepy love of her life
  12/22/16
!!!
autistic lettuce
  12/22/16
THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REP...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
i just realized i'm gay
Multi-colored rusted heaven
  12/22/16
...
Vibrant Bright Location Laser Beams
  12/22/16
Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins
embarrassed to the bone stimulating brunch roast beef
  12/22/16
...
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/22/16
...
angry nighttime stead
  12/22/16
...
Hyperactive Odious School Cafeteria
  12/23/16
Jesus. . What did I just see
Coral Deranged Goal In Life
  04/09/17
...
Umber space multi-billionaire
  10/02/17
Me too
chrome wagecucks
  10/04/17
...
ebony feces theater
  09/09/20
...
heady striped hyena
  09/09/20
you don't say
Marvelous poppy boltzmann
  09/09/20
Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus...
Thriller Pistol
  12/22/16
Bridge too far
slap-happy reading party
  12/22/16
...
Comical church building prole
  12/22/16
...
transparent arousing address really tough guy
  12/23/16
Very disappointing
Misanthropic charismatic ticket booth boistinker
  12/22/16
THOO DARK!~
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/22/16
jfc
outnumbered senate
  12/22/16
spaghetti?
tan half-breed field
  12/22/16
was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner th...
Pontificating gaping
  12/22/16
18000000000000000000000000
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/22/16
needs a manicure
irradiated church
  12/22/16
she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?
irradiated church
  12/22/16
http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gi...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor
cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing
  12/22/16
Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even...
Glassy Business Firm
  12/22/16
that's what so crazy about this whole thing
soggy faggot firefighter
  04/09/17
Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face
Passionate juggernaut
  12/22/16
Lol
mind-boggling locus puppy
  12/22/16
...
Lilac depressive toaster
  12/22/16
Lol
Pontificating gaping
  12/22/16
...
at-the-ready private investor dragon
  04/09/17
...
spectacular mental disorder principal's office
  04/09/17
Xo bannon tbf
spruce talented box office partner
  04/09/17
...
Territorial bawdyhouse
  07/27/17
...
Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary
  07/27/17
...
Avocado black woman
  10/28/18
...
Lilac depressive toaster
  10/28/18
...
Concupiscible Associate
  04/15/19
...
Dashing chestnut lay
  11/24/22
Sad!
haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range
  12/22/16
would still bang
Frisky chad macaca
  12/22/16
...
hairraiser institution psychic
  12/23/16
...
Olive Sinister Twinkling Uncleanness Brethren
  11/24/22
that pussy looks cavernous
painfully honest alpha
  12/22/16
3 kids?
ebony feces theater
  04/07/17
2 kids
Concupiscible Associate
  04/07/17
So here are the last 20 minutes of my life: 1. I clicked ...
Twinkling Impertinent Mood Dilemma
  12/22/16
LMAO for real! Be thankful for your wife's beautiful goo...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
...
bat-shit-crazy azn meetinghouse
  12/26/16
...
Misanthropic charismatic ticket booth boistinker
  12/26/16
...
Coral Deranged Goal In Life
  04/09/17
...
Bateful market
  08/17/19
...
violet national security agency
  09/09/20
holy shit that made me sick to my stomach
razzle primrose volcanic crater
  04/09/17
...
Lilac depressive toaster
  10/02/17
...
disgusting den
  12/22/17
WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!
appetizing sadistic organic girlfriend useless brakes
  12/22/16
Send her more ifnb lines
Glassy Business Firm
  12/22/16
...
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/22/16
Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all inter...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
...
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/22/16
So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is ...
lake bisexual public bath
  12/22/16
She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be ...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother
Pontificating gaping
  12/22/16
I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/16
Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.
flushed voyeur antidepressant drug
  12/22/16
(guy who would rather have throat cancer)
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/23/16
Haven't responded yet https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq
Concupiscible Associate
  12/23/16
dont ghost her. let her down easy holy fuck that tub pic ...
Unhinged cruise ship
  12/23/16
Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though https://imgur.c...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/23/16
Still need the hold
ebony feces theater
  04/07/17
DP with toys
ebony feces theater
  09/09/20
*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*
soggy faggot firefighter
  12/23/16
*radios enemadood for backup support*
violent insanely creepy love of her life
  12/23/16
...
soggy faggot firefighter
  12/28/16
what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feelin...
transparent arousing address really tough guy
  12/23/16
I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/23/16
Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her. Unhi...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/25/16
This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. T...
Hyperactive Odious School Cafeteria
  12/25/16
This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness o...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/25/16
...
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/25/16
her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a respons...
Hyperactive Odious School Cafeteria
  12/26/16
...
Rose site regret
  01/17/21
...
Naked Trip Chapel
  04/07/17
JFC
heady striped hyena
  12/25/16
lol jfc
razzle primrose volcanic crater
  12/25/16
fuckin LOL.
know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio
  12/25/16
...
Cordovan unholy background story center
  12/26/16
normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty ...
fishy rambunctious crackhouse
  12/28/16
You are a scholar for sharing this research
ebony feces theater
  04/07/17
she hit you with dat please respond
soggy faggot firefighter
  09/11/20
The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not apprecia...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/26/16
not that there's anything wrong with that
irradiated church
  12/26/16
...
Lilac depressive toaster
  12/28/16
how does that change anything? a cuckold of any other race ...
fishy rambunctious crackhouse
  12/28/16
this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!
supple set mad cow disease
  04/09/17
Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill Fixed: https:...
Concupiscible Associate
  04/07/17
Broken link
abnormal electric forum jew
  04/07/17
one sec, going to re-upload
Concupiscible Associate
  04/07/17
?
Exciting Fuchsia Pit Ladyboy
  04/07/17
Fixed it
Concupiscible Associate
  04/07/17
wait have you met up at all yet or all text?
Pink incel
  04/07/17
ALL TEXT Me ignoring her completely
Concupiscible Associate
  04/07/17
you should make her your sex slave
Frisky chad macaca
  04/07/17
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, li...
Concupiscible Associate
  04/07/17
rate her on a scale from 1-10
Frisky chad macaca
  04/07/17
Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age ...
Concupiscible Associate
  04/07/17
an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable
Frisky chad macaca
  04/07/17
I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me a...
Concupiscible Associate
  04/07/17
Enjoy
ebony feces theater
  04/07/17
You owe it to the boart
ebony feces theater
  04/07/17
...
Naked Trip Chapel
  04/07/17
link broken bro
Dun Razzle-dazzle Old Irish Cottage
  04/09/17
She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell...
Concupiscible Associate
  04/09/17
i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.
supple set mad cow disease
  04/09/17
...
Concupiscible Associate
  07/28/17
eh looks a little gross here
razzle primrose volcanic crater
  04/09/17
...
ebony feces theater
  06/04/17
180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop? ...
at-the-ready private investor dragon
  04/09/17
Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time aro...
Flesh cracking main people
  04/09/17
TY
Concupiscible Associate
  04/09/17
...
disgusting den
  12/22/17
If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious https://imgur....
Concupiscible Associate
  04/11/17
Just text her "I really think you should be more faithf...
Dull motley corner
  04/11/17
I'll prob say this soon
Concupiscible Associate
  07/27/17
lmao wtf jesus christ her poor husband
Nudist Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting
  04/11/17
Would love to see her reaction if he said that
Dull motley corner
  04/11/17
Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.
Thriller Pistol
  04/11/17
...
Cyan trailer park kitty cat
  04/11/17
Lol. She's started texting me again after 3 months of ...
Concupiscible Associate
  07/27/17
does her first name happen to begin with an E?
crimson jet-lagged foreskin ceo
  07/27/17
It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts... A...
Concupiscible Associate
  07/27/17
A filthy Jew whore? Color me shocked
ungodly rehab
  07/27/17
...
disgusting den
  12/22/17
holy shit man aint marriage a motherfucker anyway to d...
Snowy trump supporter
  07/27/17
You're barking up the wrong tree brother. Really wish I ...
Concupiscible Associate
  07/27/17
...
ebony feces theater
  09/09/20
Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics. Edit: ...
Concupiscible Associate
  10/02/17
yikes is that something they do to keep the dick from pop...
Passionate juggernaut
  10/02/17
Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?
Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary
  10/02/17
...
Lilac depressive toaster
  10/02/17
Posted moar pics.
Concupiscible Associate
  10/02/17
...
Mint excitant people who are hurt
  10/02/17
Delivered
Marvelous poppy boltzmann
  09/09/20
lmao cant believ ei missed this thread
Umber space multi-billionaire
  10/02/17
;)
Concupiscible Associate
  10/03/17
https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ
Concupiscible Associate
  10/02/17
...
Concupiscible Associate
  10/02/17
She was a nurse before LS https://imgur.com/a/5boxb ...
Concupiscible Associate
  10/02/17
Update?
Internet-worthy hell
  10/04/17
She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.
Concupiscible Associate
  10/04/17
modernity.txt
silver lascivious lodge
  10/04/17
she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women
navy keepsake machete athletic conference
  10/04/17
I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.
Concupiscible Associate
  10/04/17
Welp! Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch ...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/17
is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit
bipolar indian lodge
  12/22/17
I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she ...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/22/17
...
disgusting den
  12/22/17
Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder? New ...
Concupiscible Associate
  04/05/18
She’s a woman
Fighting fragrant scourge upon the earth
  04/05/18
Probably the best answer out there, tbh.
Concupiscible Associate
  04/05/18
...
Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary
  04/05/18
...
Concupiscible Associate
  08/17/19
...
cheese-eating haunted graveyard
  04/05/18
Lol so sad
azure stage circlehead
  10/28/18
Jesus I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell i...
Concupiscible Associate
  05/20/18
She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of ...
Concupiscible Associate
  10/04/18
She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage....
Rough-skinned stirring office toilet seat
  10/04/18
CR TY
Concupiscible Associate
  10/04/18
I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally reta...
Concupiscible Associate
  01/20/19
180
laughsome state factory reset button
  04/15/19
...
180 tanning salon coldplay fan
  08/17/19
LOL
beady-eyed maroon queen of the night
  11/25/19
lmao
Glittery Green National Filthpig
  11/25/19
lol
Ivory bossy deer antler
  09/09/20
...
Floppy Geriatric Theatre
  09/09/20
...
Vigorous useless native
  09/09/20
...
Contagious son of senegal
  09/11/20
Jfc
ebony feces theater
  01/17/21
Lol
Dashing chestnut lay
  11/24/22
Update?
Adulterous Headpube
  09/09/20
dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts: ...
Opaque titillating whorehouse potus
  09/09/20
She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems...
Concupiscible Associate
  09/09/20
correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely mea...
Opaque titillating whorehouse potus
  09/09/20
Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday
Concupiscible Associate
  09/11/20
tyfys
soggy faggot firefighter
  09/11/20
Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months...
Concupiscible Associate
  09/21/20
...
Concupiscible Associate
  12/25/20
What a fucking weird message. Women r sick
Exhilarant theater stage
  01/17/21
What did it say
Coiffed shrine
  11/24/22
Dirte, where the fuck are you?
orange balding university mexican
  09/17/22
https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb LOL
Concupiscible Associate
  11/24/22
Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: dirte https://...
beady-eyed maroon queen of the night
  11/24/22
holy shit he’s alive, 180
cocky police squad
  11/24/22
We love you Dirte
laughsome state factory reset button
  11/24/22
...
Mahogany Fat Ankles
  11/24/22
Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls
Olive Sinister Twinkling Uncleanness Brethren
  11/24/22
...
orange balding university mexican
  11/24/22
You still poast!?
provocative yarmulke
  11/24/22
Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.
Beta Magical Parlor
  11/24/22
...
splenetic cuckold
  11/24/22
...
Flirting International Law Enforcement Agency Step-uncle's House
  11/24/22
what a chad
Frisky chad macaca
  11/24/22
Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How wo...
Swashbuckling Hissy Fit
  11/24/22
...
kink-friendly abode immigrant
  11/24/22
Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re b...
Dashing chestnut lay
  11/24/22
I love this thread
Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary
  08/09/23
I can't believe this was almost a decade ago Imgur must h...
dirte
  08/26/25
180 even without the nudes
Begs the Jewish Question
  08/26/25
Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.
No pants Mance
  08/26/25
...
dirte
  08/27/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are dirty sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/Khsjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201760)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: crusty menage shitlib

omg that tub

you should date her just to get access to that tub wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201768)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho now that I'm looking at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201777)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range

Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like she might have a penis between her legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201798)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Olive Sinister Twinkling Uncleanness Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204973)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: big double fault

would schnarf that--not gonna lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030257)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: brindle bearded gas station sound barrier

Pretty sure you poasted this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201770)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Very similar. This one is new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201783)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship

how old is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201771)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

40ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201786)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Lilac depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201775)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I was actually interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201801)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing

god they are such whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201778)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Emerald dog poop

write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be in sending a more photo.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201779)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored rusted heaven

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201791)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201793)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

https://imgur.com/a/dafJV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201815)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range

you couldn't even correct the grammar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201824)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201835)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: boyish school

Loool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201831)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Lilac depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201838)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing

quotes ruin it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201844)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201851)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship

what was her response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201855)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201867)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201947)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Nothing yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201961)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202002)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202011)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

https://imgur.com/a/4kY41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202062)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202073)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202092)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202111)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored rusted heaven

one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd have learned that if someone tells us we don't want to see the butthole, we don't want to see the butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202122)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202190)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202195)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

https://imgur.com/a/uuWra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202200)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range

gooch! omg, that amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202209)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202217)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Hyperactive Odious School Cafeteria

So good. Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208364)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202253)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202282)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Lilac depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202293)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: Aromatic pea-brained temple turdskin

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202824)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: spruce talented box office partner

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32203956)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio

lmaooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204006)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Disrespectful vivacious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32205745)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Idiotic jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208901)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: transparent arousing address really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214454)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: galvanic sepia area

179, "cum cannon" would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32234117)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: ebony feces theater

Thundercock makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014154)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: silver lascivious lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34370305)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: french stock car station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34370315)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 28th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Exhilarant theater stage

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#37111138)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 6:35 AM
Author: ebony feces theater

ho lee fuk, crying IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40891406)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40893306)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Rose site regret

lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#41769946)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#41769992)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: orange balding university mexican

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540052)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: Dashing chestnut lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540465)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Mewling Quadroon Nowag

AAA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540582)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range

damn this girl is dirty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202202)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: Marvelous poppy boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204101)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

So prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208814)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Lilac depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202115)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Marvelous poppy boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204096)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: low-t racy resort pisswyrm

lol "who typed the message"--write back "I rill like your photo. I rikke a eat a pussy cat. I rrikke a eat oatmeal. i no rike milk.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202024)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Glassy Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202037)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: angry nighttime stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209028)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202075)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Lilac depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202084)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: Zombie-like Iridescent Orchestra Pit Corn Cake

LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to slurp my dick for every last drop". Her: "I want that too. Then I want to wake up cuddled on your chest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202768)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Passionate juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208961)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214198)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz massive stag film skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32246753)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: aqua plaza

Send her the xo link for context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#38090524)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40891227)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201967)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary

Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth cancer from eating her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209437)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Territorial bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32234107)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored rusted heaven

i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what firm does she work at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201806)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Passionate juggernaut

Jfc i just threw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201843)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: razzle primrose volcanic crater

wtf is going on between her legs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201854)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

See op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201861)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It's fun fucking with her though

https://imgur.com/a/mFEao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201894)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201903)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. She's old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201918)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac karate

Would jizz and piss on it still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201928)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio

http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animals/turkey/@@download/image/turkey.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201935)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201968)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range

why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201915)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

She's married. Lives a long way away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201924)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range

wait, so how did you even start texting with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201932)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She professed a crush she never told me about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201950)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing

good lord they are such whores

describe her facebook photos with family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201965)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a good dood that loves her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201983)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Marvelous poppy boltzmann

You show marked restraint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204112)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: wonderful misunderstood stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204229)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201991)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing

i hate cheaters

could never do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202039)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202106)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing

idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she has the intent

what does this slut do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202173)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202285)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: at-the-ready private investor dragon

Very noble of you. I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40892130)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored rusted heaven

poast some pix of cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201966)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201993)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202015)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: crystalline library round eye

Twist: OP is the cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204670)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range

good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202033)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: irate hunting ground water buffalo

Man, she loves that tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202012)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: crusty menage shitlib

*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202835)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: tan half-breed field

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursula_transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20151204152846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202759)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32205065)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: ebony feces theater

I've definitely fucked thos fake tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014131)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: Rough-skinned stirring office toilet seat

She looks jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40891424)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Curious base

lol she looks totally fuckable man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201973)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy azn meetinghouse

damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201978)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Face is much better than body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201990)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range

you should have fucked her in law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202041)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stinky puss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202169)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202180)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202267)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship

does she have any kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32201997)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

A few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202004)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship

wtf

chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202019)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202035)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: irate hunting ground water buffalo

Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you call someone when you are fucking people other than them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202148)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Nah. She says his first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202210)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Naked Trip Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014226)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: big double fault

poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast complaints!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030263)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: indigo garrison

gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't be shy. Give me something good. I don't need no barbie dolls; give me something real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202340)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: orchid cerebral coffee pot

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202725)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: spectacular mental disorder principal's office

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030008)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Dull motley corner

180 thread any face pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202739)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser or something, I probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204889)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: Glassy Business Firm

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202764)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:23 AM
Author: Zombie-like Iridescent Orchestra Pit Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202789)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:36 AM
Author: Translucent Locale Persian

You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202817)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204904)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: 180 tanning salon coldplay fan

180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew reading this all and seeing the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32202880)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: soggy faggot firefighter

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32203985)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: spectacular mental disorder principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33473870)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: Adventurous bbw pozpig

not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea creature" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32203999)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: doobsian buff pocket flask

fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204087)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Lilac depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204092)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Misanthropic charismatic ticket booth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204114)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: autistic lettuce

Came here to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204178)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Frisky chad macaca

a bit sad i missed this thread last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204308)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Olive Sinister Twinkling Uncleanness Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204999)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio

even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for your service, OP. *salute*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209144)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary

Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209643)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts.

LOL @ Jooish sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/YA7j7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204624)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: tantric soul-stirring casino

last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204656)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Black wild sweet tailpipe hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204699)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204926)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Thriller Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208647)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: Comical church building prole

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208706)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: smoky diverse spot

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209616)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209623)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: transparent arousing address really tough guy

the fabric of our lives ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214480)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Naked Trip Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014235)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: silver lascivious lodge

i fucking love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34370316)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: chrome wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34370428)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 18th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: smoky diverse spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40232499)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Misanthropic charismatic ticket booth boistinker

i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and then went to the anal line hoping to get more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204663)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Thought that was funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204709)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Still haven't responded to her

https://imgur.com/a/otcqT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32207852)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208401)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: big double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030267)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: High-end parlour cuck

now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208452)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Passionate juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208988)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Ruddy mischievous ape point

To be ric flair,

woo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32204669)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Just made my non-law buddy read this thread.

His response:

"She's probably on another forum posting screenshots of these texts!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32205059)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stimulating brunch roast beef

Urbanbaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32207894)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: violent insanely creepy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208340)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: autistic lettuce

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208940)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER

IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE

https://imgur.com/a/0L5TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208621)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored rusted heaven

i just realized i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208629)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Bright Location Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208894)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stimulating brunch roast beef

Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209018)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209135)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: angry nighttime stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209368)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Hyperactive Odious School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214216)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Coral Deranged Goal In Life

Jesus. . What did I just see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030218)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Umber space multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34352046)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: chrome wagecucks

Me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34370437)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 6:37 AM
Author: ebony feces theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40891408)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 8:49 AM
Author: heady striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40891667)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Marvelous poppy boltzmann

you don't say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40892144)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Thriller Pistol

Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus the sun-damaged neck), I was expecting better.

Awesome thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208639)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: slap-happy reading party

Bridge too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208653)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Comical church building prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208710)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: transparent arousing address really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214488)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic charismatic ticket booth boistinker

Very disappointing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208673)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio

THOO DARK!~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208823)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: outnumbered senate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208872)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: tan half-breed field

spaghetti?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208891)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Pontificating gaping

was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner thighs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209746)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship

18000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208898)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: irradiated church

needs a manicure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208899)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: irradiated church

she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208907)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209034)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: cerise mad-dog skullcap genital piercing

i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208919)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Glassy Business Firm

Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208935)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 6:48 AM
Author: soggy faggot firefighter

that's what so crazy about this whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33029804)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Passionate juggernaut

Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209009)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling locus puppy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209032)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Lilac depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209588)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Pontificating gaping

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209750)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: at-the-ready private investor dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33029995)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: spectacular mental disorder principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030009)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: spruce talented box office partner

Xo bannon tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030266)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: Territorial bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33865231)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33866957)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 28th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Avocado black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#37110934)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 28th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Lilac depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#37111275)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2019 9:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#38090502)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 4:41 PM
Author: Dashing chestnut lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540469)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: haunting buck-toothed gay wizard range

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209026)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Frisky chad macaca

would still bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209134)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: hairraiser institution psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214512)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: Olive Sinister Twinkling Uncleanness Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540149)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: painfully honest alpha

that pussy looks cavernous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209366)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: ebony feces theater

3 kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014183)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014221)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Twinkling Impertinent Mood Dilemma

So here are the last 20 minutes of my life:

1. I clicked on this thread and saw a poast indicating dirte had poasted an epic imgur of a 40+ y/o law shrew vag

2. I clicked on the imgur link because of course there was no turning back at that point

3. I saw the horrifying pictures of the IRL sarlacc pit

4. I heard my wife's footsteps walking away from the living room, presumably towards the bathroom, the route for which passes right behind my desk

5. I started mashing the "close" button on my browser

6. My computer (2 y/o iMac 27"), on which I just downloaded OS Sierra, froze

7. Footsteps grew louder and closer

8. I desperately pounded and held down the power button on the back of the machine to shut it off.

9. It didn't shut off as footsteps grew closer

10. I yanked the plug out literally 3 seconds before my wife would have walked behind me on the way to the bathroom and seen the photos dirte poasted

11. I blamed my hyperventilating on my stress over work and our upcoming holiday trip tomorrow at 7 AM

12. I am inexplicably motivated to oral sex my wife tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209499)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

LMAO for real!

Be thankful for your wife's beautiful gooch.

Can you imagine her reaction if she saw you looking at that nasty cooter? *looks at you with disgust* REALLY?

EDIT: just googled Sarlacc Pit. I'm even LOLing harder IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209563)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy azn meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32234082)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic charismatic ticket booth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32234095)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Coral Deranged Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030220)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2019 2:08 AM
Author: Bateful market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#38699877)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: violet national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40892059)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: razzle primrose volcanic crater

holy shit that made me sick to my stomach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030105)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Lilac depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34352008)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: disgusting den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34986716)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: appetizing sadistic organic girlfriend useless brakes

WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208908)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: Glassy Business Firm

Send her more ifnb lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32208942)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209569)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all interest after seeing the Sarlacc Pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209601)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209620)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: lake bisexual public bath

So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is holding out for you to propose a meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209681)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be my sex slave as long as I'll have her.

I keep coming up with reasons for her not to come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209700)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Pontificating gaping

get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209754)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209765)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: flushed voyeur antidepressant drug

Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32209758)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio

(guy who would rather have throat cancer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214192)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Haven't responded yet

https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214159)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: Unhinged cruise ship

dont ghost her. let her down easy

holy fuck that tub pic was misleading. i have low standards but even i cant go near this one after recent developments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214187)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though

https://imgur.com/a/RDL7X

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214429)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: ebony feces theater

Still need the hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014195)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: ebony feces theater

DP with toys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40891409)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: soggy faggot firefighter

*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214222)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: violent insanely creepy love of her life

*radios enemadood for backup support*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214435)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: soggy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32246768)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: transparent arousing address really tough guy

what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feeling she would come unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214511)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out. At first I thought she was just bored and fucking around. But the more I ignore her, the more she texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32214550)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her.

Unhinging coming soon to a thread near you

https://imgur.com/a/7fPKD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32230226)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Hyperactive Odious School Cafeteria

This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. Thank you so much man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32230244)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness of American women. How nutso is this chick? I've literally never even touched her and haven't seen her in a decade. Luckily she lives 4,000 miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32230306)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32230570)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive Odious School Cafeteria

her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a response are terrifying. I was sure she would at some point snap and call you a piece of shit or ask why you were ignoring her but that never happened. She just continued to send you aggressively sexual messages and didn't even notice that you weren't responding. I found that fascinating. I wonder what her marriage is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32233994)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: Rose site regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#41769977)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Naked Trip Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014273)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: heady striped hyena

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32230294)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: razzle primrose volcanic crater

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32230304)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery hospital digit ratio

fuckin LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32230571)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Cordovan unholy background story center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32233875)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: fishy rambunctious crackhouse

normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty sure she would fly to ur house and dismember you alive at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32246782)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: ebony feces theater

You are a scholar for sharing this research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014105)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2020 2:37 AM
Author: soggy faggot firefighter

she hit you with dat please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40902643)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not appreciate is that her husband is HAPA, born in Taiwan.

Not sure of relevance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32233940)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: irradiated church

not that there's anything wrong with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32234002)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Lilac depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32246766)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: fishy rambunctious crackhouse

how does that change anything?

a cuckold of any other race is a cuckold still

(would have been kinda funny if he was black though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#32246822)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 5:49 AM
Author: supple set mad cow disease

this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33029755)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill

Fixed:

https://imgur.com/a/rdMqq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014006)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: abnormal electric forum jew

Broken link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014120)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

one sec, going to re-upload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014128)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Exciting Fuchsia Pit Ladyboy

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014121)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Fixed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014153)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Pink incel

wait have you met up at all yet or all text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014143)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

ALL TEXT

Me ignoring her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014156)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Frisky chad macaca

you should make her your sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014151)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014172)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Frisky chad macaca

rate her on a scale from 1-10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014189)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age adjusted 6.5. Now, a solid 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014215)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Frisky chad macaca

an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014232)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me at whatever ski resort I go to and get used and abused willingly.

She will probably pay for the condo and all my meals. She's a rich jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014246)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: ebony feces theater

Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014288)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: ebony feces theater

You owe it to the boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014220)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Naked Trip Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33014284)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: Dun Razzle-dazzle Old Irish Cottage

link broken bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030092)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 5:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell if she thinks she's hot, or really insecure.

Literally have zero interest in her.

For XO to laugh or enjoy, or both.

https://imgur.com/a/0u4Cy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33029734)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: supple set mad cow disease

i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33029744)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33871636)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: razzle primrose volcanic crater

eh looks a little gross here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030096)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: ebony feces theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33474019)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: at-the-ready private investor dragon

180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop?

Edit: Read the rest of the thread. Bish is crazy and nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33029973)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Flesh cracking main people

Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time around. Best thread since Belgian couch surfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33030253)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33034155)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: disgusting den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34986791)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious

https://imgur.com/a/7f8d3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33052887)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Dull motley corner

Just text her "I really think you should be more faithful to your husband. Please look in the mirror." And see what she says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33052914)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I'll prob say this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33866780)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Nudist Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting

lmao wtf jesus christ

her poor husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33053010)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Dull motley corner

Would love to see her reaction if he said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33053264)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Thriller Pistol

Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33053250)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Cyan trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33052935)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Lol.

She's started texting me again after 3 months of radio silence. For some reason this pic really turns me on.

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33865209)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: crimson jet-lagged foreskin ceo

does her first name happen to begin with an E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33865213)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts...

Alexis.

Every Alexis I've ever met is a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33865215)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: ungodly rehab

A filthy Jew whore?

Color me shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33865223)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: disgusting den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34986835)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: Snowy trump supporter

holy shit man

aint marriage a motherfucker

anyway to diagnose these incredibly whorish tendencies on the front end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33865241)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

You're barking up the wrong tree brother.

Really wish I knew, otherwise I wouldn't be a single daddy grudge fucking appsluts right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#33865247)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: ebony feces theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40891411)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics.

Edit:

New link

https://imgur.com/a/8kaXH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34351987)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Passionate juggernaut

yikes

is that something they do to keep the dick from popping back out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34352013)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary

Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34352029)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Lilac depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34352064)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Posted moar pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34352084)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Mint excitant people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34352230)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Marvelous poppy boltzmann

Delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40892151)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Umber space multi-billionaire

lmao cant believ ei missed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34352059)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34356037)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34352345)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34352932)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

She was a nurse before LS

https://imgur.com/a/5boxb



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34352397)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hell

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34366943)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34370274)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: silver lascivious lodge

modernity.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34370362)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: navy keepsake machete athletic conference

she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34370447)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34370459)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Welp!

Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch is still texting me. Always 100% initiated by her. I haven't seen her in almost 13 years since I graduated from LS. Not sure how to get her to stop texting me.

https://imgur.com/a/X6lMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34986551)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: bipolar indian lodge

is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34986571)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she wants. Should I ask her if she's bought it yet?

I'm not spending a dime on her. I actually feel really bad for her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34986618)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: disgusting den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#34986825)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder?

New from yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/oW6h6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#35774451)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Fighting fragrant scourge upon the earth

She’s a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#35774472)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Probably the best answer out there, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#35774475)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#35774564)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#38699862)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#35774540)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 28th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: azure stage circlehead

Lol so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#37111121)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 20th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Jesus

I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell if this is endearing or just psychotic.

No nudes this time...

https://imgur.com/a/Ik2DzXp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#36091753)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of her histrionic Anti-Kavanaugh posts.

Should I bother with this skank. 100% odds.

https://imgur.com/a/oW0eb3S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#36957130)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Rough-skinned stirring office toilet seat

She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage. They always come crawling back. Especially one this crazy and lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#36957149)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

CR

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#36957155)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 20th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally retarded in addition to her severe mental illness. I thought I finally got rid of her in October after offending her. Then on Friday I woke up to this text. Still haven’t responded.

https://imgur.com/a/pM9XvnK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#37626083)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: laughsome state factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#38090520)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2019 2:05 AM
Author: 180 tanning salon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#38699874)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed maroon queen of the night

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#39169188)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Glittery Green National Filthpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#39169344)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Ivory bossy deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40891232)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: Floppy Geriatric Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40891410)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Vigorous useless native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40892023)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2020 2:06 AM
Author: Contagious son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40902612)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: ebony feces theater

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#41770316)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: Dashing chestnut lay

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540460)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Adulterous Headpube

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40891533)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Opaque titillating whorehouse potus

dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts:

Alexis, you are an amazing, sexy woman, and your husband is a lucky man. Unfortunately, I think we should not contact each other any more. I've struggled with this decision for a while, but I feel strongly that it's the right one. You are wonderful, and I will remember our connection fondly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40891938)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems much more humane than the flat out ghosting i gave her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40892017)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: Opaque titillating whorehouse potus

correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely meant that way, and by ending things directly, you are getting a better result (no lingering follow ups) and making it easier for the other person to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40892078)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40902560)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2020 2:44 AM
Author: soggy faggot firefighter

tyfys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40902650)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months of no contact

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mo8HJSX

Seems kind of bitter

LOL, she blocked me on FB, but just randomly came across this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#40960586)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#41615453)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant theater stage

What a fucking weird message. Women r sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#41770085)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: Coiffed shrine

What did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540623)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: orange balding university mexican

Dirte, where the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45184840)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540033)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed maroon queen of the night

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM

Author: dirte

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540040)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: cocky police squad

holy shit he’s alive, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540121)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: laughsome state factory reset button

We love you Dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540156)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: Mahogany Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540134)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Olive Sinister Twinkling Uncleanness Brethren

Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540145)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: orange balding university mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540332)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: provocative yarmulke

You still poast!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540165)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Beta Magical Parlor

Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540339)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author: splenetic cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540451)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: Flirting International Law Enforcement Agency Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540457)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: Frisky chad macaca

what a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540587)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hissy Fit

Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How would you rate this shrew as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540649)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly abode immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540120)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Dashing chestnut lay

Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#45540480)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: Histrionic Gaming Laptop Sanctuary

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#46648717)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: dirte

I can't believe this was almost a decade ago

Imgur must have deleted all the nudes, fucking bullshit man.

This was the only link where you can kind of see her body. (I clicked on all of them)

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

I'm older, fatter, and balder and I doubt any chick would send me texts like this these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#49213004)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Begs the Jewish Question

180 even without the nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#49214733)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: No pants Mance

Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#49215271)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 27th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2)#49215789)