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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Insanely Creepy School
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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razzmatazz fantasy-prone senate
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still funny.
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Lavender ceo
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Still 180
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Narrow-minded boistinker police squad

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser geriatric legal warrant resort



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: kink-friendly cumskin church



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Haunting Ocher House



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted site

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: dashing boiling water



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: deranged azure queen of the night



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: vengeful theatre

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly cumskin church



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy School

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Disrespectful Boyish Private Investor

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Insane alcoholic abode

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: vengeful theatre



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly cumskin church



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: sable lascivious market



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: citrine diverse round eye



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz fantasy-prone senate



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz fantasy-prone senate



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Unholy windowlicker sweet tailpipe

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Yellow Vibrant Faggot Firefighter Karate



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: pungent garrison



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: arousing jade goyim trust fund



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Rehab Dragon



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Lavender ceo



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Coiffed feces idiot

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Lavender ceo



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted site



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: kink-friendly cumskin church



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful Boyish Private Investor

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Lavender ceo

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Disrespectful Boyish Private Investor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Lavender ceo

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic keepsake machete



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: naked cordovan blood rage

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: frisky gaping cuckold



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz fantasy-prone senate



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ferguson



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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