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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: peach irradiated office elastic band

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: peach irradiated office elastic band



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Crystalline talented mad cow disease senate



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: fuchsia wonderful principal's office macaca



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Crystalline talented mad cow disease senate



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: mind-boggling red brethren

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Nighttime tank heaven

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: fuchsia wonderful principal's office macaca



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: electric pocket flask

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: cordovan dopamine national

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: peach irradiated office elastic band

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Nighttime tank heaven

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Provocative hospital faggot firefighter

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: gold soul-stirring dog poop feces



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Grizzly vengeful filthpig



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: fuchsia wonderful principal's office macaca



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Hyperactive market



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: fuchsia wonderful principal's office macaca



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Nighttime tank heaven

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: fuchsia wonderful principal's office macaca



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: peach irradiated office elastic band



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: gold soul-stirring dog poop feces



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: excitant indirect expression station

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Nighttime tank heaven



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Orchid Foreskin



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Orchid Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: gold soul-stirring dog poop feces



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Deep magical multi-billionaire son of senegal

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: peach irradiated office elastic band

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: gold soul-stirring dog poop feces

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Orchid Foreskin



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: peach irradiated office elastic band



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Violent Lay Turdskin



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: peach irradiated office elastic band



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: nachos

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48899759)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48899766)