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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
lock jaw
  07/11/25
I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place dow...
LathamTouchedMe
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gumbo
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Bobby Birdshit
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dont run libs the crystal wardens see you
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fulano
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Dankey Kang Costanza
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chilmata
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Much Poasting Activity!
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irrelevant shitscientist
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gibberish (?)
  07/11/25
Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
""''''"'
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
George Jetson
  07/11/25
OP is JM
;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
lock jaw
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manic pixie dream litigator
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180
neg
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Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
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richard clock
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hung stud
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Much Poasting Activity!
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gibberish (?)
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Bobby Birdshit
  07/11/25
send reinforcements
CapTTTainFalcon
  07/11/25
not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Metal Up Your Ass
  07/11/25
A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
lock jaw
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
fulano
  07/11/25
Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change ...
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Kenneth Play
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
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He claims he did.
lock jaw
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: lock jaw

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: gumbo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093335)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Bobby Birdshit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093340)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: ""''''"'



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: dont run libs the crystal wardens see you



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093362)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Dankey Kang Costanza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093380)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093453)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Much Poasting Activity! (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: irrelevant shitscientist



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: ""''''"'

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: George Jetson

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.


OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: lock jaw

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: neg

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: hung stud



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Much Poasting Activity! (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Bobby Birdshit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: lock jaw

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: fulano

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: sarc a schtick

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: chilmata

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: todd bonzalez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: lock jaw

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Bobby Birdshit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49095575)