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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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Mint generalized bond
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Mint generalized bond



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: talented flatulent patrolman

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Mint generalized bond



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: pearly massive community account piazza



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Supple Hell



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: Odious Police Squad

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: talented flatulent patrolman



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: White cerebral crackhouse



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Mint generalized bond

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: pearly massive community account piazza



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling copper sound barrier stag film



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: pearly massive community account piazza



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Supple Hell

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Mint generalized bond

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: multi-colored preventive strike



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Shimmering Dead Chad

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2)#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Mint generalized bond



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Buff bearded locale



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: pearly massive community account piazza



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Arousing native



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: pearly massive community account piazza

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2)#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Mint generalized bond

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: pearly massive community account piazza

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Mint generalized bond

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Titillating deer antler

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Mint generalized bond



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: White cerebral crackhouse



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Angry step-uncle's house



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Carnelian home

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Titillating deer antler



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: multi-colored preventive strike



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Supple Hell

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Mint generalized bond



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



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