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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
iridescent den scourge upon the earth
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Goal In Life
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
iridescent den scourge upon the earth
  07/26/25
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Yellow Swashbuckling Point Telephone
  07/26/25
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Arousing hairy legs doctorate
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Appetizing Bearded Trailer Park Tattoo
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
iridescent den scourge upon the earth
  07/26/25
At a bar
at-the-ready odious hall toilet seat
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Yellow Swashbuckling Point Telephone
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Bearded bawdyhouse
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sealclubber
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
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Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Goal In Life
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
talking smoky locus
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
iridescent den scourge upon the earth
  07/26/25
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Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Goal In Life
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
talking smoky locus
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Yellow Swashbuckling Point Telephone
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Confused shrine preventive strike
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
dumb enough to believe in beating the odds
  07/27/25
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t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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  07/26/25
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Yellow Swashbuckling Point Telephone
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Razzle mustard pozpig
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big church haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Lake dashing main people
  07/26/25
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Bearded bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
big church haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
iridescent den scourge upon the earth
  07/26/25
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Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Goal In Life
  07/26/25
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CapTTTainFalcon
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Goal In Life
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Provocative peach cruise ship blood rage
  07/26/25
...
Yellow Swashbuckling Point Telephone
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
galvanic brindle house
  07/26/25
which dad tp
alcoholic volcanic crater hell
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: iridescent den scourge upon the earth

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Goal In Life

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: iridescent den scourge upon the earth

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Yellow Swashbuckling Point Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Arousing hairy legs doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Trailer Park Tattoo

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: iridescent den scourge upon the earth

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready odious hall toilet seat

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Yellow Swashbuckling Point Telephone



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Curious twinkling uncleanness multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: thriller tanning salon indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: carmine cowardly lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible kitchen idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy fantasy-prone patrolman half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: iridescent den scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Bearded bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: big church haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: glittery national security agency lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Boyish orchid sound barrier degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: free-loading underhanded address psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roommate milk

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: talking smoky locus

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: iridescent den scourge upon the earth

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: talking smoky locus

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Yellow Swashbuckling Point Telephone

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Confused shrine preventive strike

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: garnet locale

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Yellow Swashbuckling Point Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Razzle mustard pozpig

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: big church haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Lake dashing main people

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Bearded bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: titillating kink-friendly dysfunction center

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: big church haunted graveyard

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: iridescent den scourge upon the earth

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Goal In Life

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Provocative peach cruise ship blood rage

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Yellow Swashbuckling Point Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: galvanic brindle house

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: alcoholic volcanic crater hell

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: hot and heavy gay sex with the wife

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134975)