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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Embarrassed To The Bone Macaca
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Orange Faggotry Sound Barrier
  05/30/25
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very tactful green sandwich
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Spruce parlor
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
narrow-minded state becky
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
supple startling school cafeteria juggernaut
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Internet-worthy Theater Candlestick Maker
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
supple startling school cafeteria juggernaut
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
fear-inspiring boltzmann
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
bipolar racy kitty cat public bath
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Blue address
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
exhilarant fishy queen of the night
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Wonderful Blathering Theatre Digit Ratio
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
lime genital piercing
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Wonderful Blathering Theatre Digit Ratio
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Cracking institution skinny woman
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Vibrant legend party of the first part
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Macaca



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Orange Faggotry Sound Barrier

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: very tactful green sandwich



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Spruce parlor

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: narrow-minded state becky

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: supple startling school cafeteria juggernaut

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Theater Candlestick Maker

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: supple startling school cafeteria juggernaut

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: fear-inspiring boltzmann

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: bipolar racy kitty cat public bath

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Blue address

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: exhilarant fishy queen of the night

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Wonderful Blathering Theatre Digit Ratio

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: lime genital piercing

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Wonderful Blathering Theatre Digit Ratio

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Cracking institution skinny woman

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Vibrant legend party of the first part

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973591)