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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
Flatulent Pearl University Codepig
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
sadistic trust fund
  07/17/25
...
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
Thriller violent hominid
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
I have Hair
Thriller violent hominid
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
Thriller violent hominid
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
odious prole indian lodge
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
odious prole indian lodge
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
180
Rose double fault
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
Rose double fault
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
Rose double fault
  07/17/25
...
Onyx Floppy Parlour Pervert
  07/17/25
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Aggressive Antidepressant Drug Fanboi
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
Onyx Floppy Parlour Pervert
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
Diverse Cheese-eating Nowag Headpube
  07/17/25
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Thriller violent hominid
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
Flatulent Pearl University Codepig
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
slippery pit wagecucks
  07/17/25
...
maniacal vigorous corner toilet seat
  07/17/25
awesome!
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
Hateful hospital
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
Aggressive Antidepressant Drug Fanboi
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
know-it-all claret gaping regret
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Flatulent Pearl University Codepig

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: sadistic trust fund

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Thriller violent hominid

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Thriller violent hominid

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Thriller violent hominid

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: odious prole indian lodge

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: odious prole indian lodge

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Rose double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Rose double fault

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Rose double fault

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Onyx Floppy Parlour Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Aggressive Antidepressant Drug Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Onyx Floppy Parlour Pervert

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Diverse Cheese-eating Nowag Headpube

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Thriller violent hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Flatulent Pearl University Codepig

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: slippery pit wagecucks

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: maniacal vigorous corner toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Hateful hospital

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Aggressive Antidepressant Drug Fanboi

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: know-it-all claret gaping regret

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49110172)