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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
excitant dilemma trust fund
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
coral frisky bawdyhouse
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
shimmering soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap elastic band
  09/18/14
fair
Rose Fiercely-loyal Crackhouse
  09/18/14
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Spruce Sound Barrier Whorehouse
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
Motley deer antler cuckoldry
  02/26/16
No man
Carmine cruise ship community account
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Stirring Duck-like Immigrant
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Titillating Trailer Park Voyeur
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
gold mediation
  02/26/16
fuk u
thriller pit tank
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shimmering soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap elastic band
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Motley deer antler cuckoldry
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Bonkers vivacious office
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Mint idea he suggested skinny woman
  02/26/16
Lol fags
trip orchestra pit giraffe
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Mint idea he suggested skinny woman
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
salmon vigorous idiot athletic conference
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
umber piazza new version
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
claret frozen step-uncle's house patrolman
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Razzmatazz internet-worthy hall weed whacker
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
umber piazza new version
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
Razzmatazz internet-worthy hall weed whacker
  03/08/16
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Mint idea he suggested skinny woman
  09/28/21
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Mint idea he suggested skinny woman
  02/15/22
Lul
orange passionate telephone
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heady harsh pozpig
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excitant dilemma trust fund
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
onyx gas station sneaky criminal
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Cracking haunted graveyard really tough guy
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
onyx gas station sneaky criminal
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Cracking haunted graveyard really tough guy
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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Cracking haunted graveyard really tough guy
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onyx gas station sneaky criminal
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Mint idea he suggested skinny woman
  10/11/23
GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: excitant dilemma trust fund

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: coral frisky bawdyhouse

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#26351095)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: shimmering soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap elastic band

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Rose Fiercely-loyal Crackhouse

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Spruce Sound Barrier Whorehouse



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Motley deer antler cuckoldry

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Carmine cruise ship community account

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Stirring Duck-like Immigrant

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Titillating Trailer Park Voyeur

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: gold mediation

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: thriller pit tank

fuk u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925833)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: shimmering soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap elastic band



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Motley deer antler cuckoldry



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: ocher private investor laser beams



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Bonkers vivacious office



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Mint idea he suggested skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925345)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: trip orchestra pit giraffe

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Mint idea he suggested skinny woman



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: salmon vigorous idiot athletic conference

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: umber piazza new version

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: claret frozen step-uncle's house patrolman

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz internet-worthy hall weed whacker

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: umber piazza new version

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz internet-worthy hall weed whacker

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Mint idea he suggested skinny woman



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Mint idea he suggested skinny woman



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: orange passionate telephone

Lul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#43970842)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: heady harsh pozpig



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: excitant dilemma trust fund



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: onyx gas station sneaky criminal

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Cracking haunted graveyard really tough guy

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: onyx gas station sneaky criminal

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Cracking haunted graveyard really tough guy

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Citrine adventurous international law enforcement agency

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Cracking haunted graveyard really tough guy



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: onyx gas station sneaky criminal



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Mint idea he suggested skinny woman



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: 180 obsidian turdskin

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Mint idea he suggested skinny woman



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Mint idea he suggested skinny woman



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